| --- Log opened Wed May 30 00:00:08 2012 |
| 00:01 | < Soren> | Mittens: Well, you'll be richer by four dark green bits when I deliver your company ;) |
| 00:02 | < MittenNinja> | haha true! |
| 00:02 | < MittenNinja> | speaking of which, you wanna throw down a match when that happens? Assuming there's time. |
| 00:03 | < Soren> | Let's see, yeah! |
| 00:03 | < Soren> | We've got a complete and utter shitload of stuff to do, but it might go pretty fast. |
| 00:04 | < MittenNinja> | No worries if you cant, but if you have the time I'd love to play a game before you head out of the rockies |
| 00:04 | < Soren> | yeah, definitely. |
| 00:09 | < MittenNinja> | What? No headlight or travis bricks in dark green? blashpemy |
| 00:09 | < Soren> | hee. |
| 00:10 | < Soren> | 1x1 slopes, though! |
| 00:10 | < Soren> | That's something you can work with |
| 00:10 | < Soren> | I'm using 1x1 slopes and ball sockets on this one. It works pretty well. |
| 00:11 | < Soren> | I find that when you don't have a lot of a given color, you pick 2-4 parts in that and just spam those until you start discovering good combinations. |
| 00:12 | < Soren> | 1x1 slopes and round plates are good for that. |
| 00:12 | < MittenNinja> | You can manage yeah def. But I wanted to make some dark green fat snakes, and that makes it a little difficult without having miscolored arms/legs |
| 00:12 | | * Soren thinks. |
| 00:12 | < MittenNinja> | yeah i did 1x1 slopes and 1x2 tiles for sand green |
| 00:12 | < Soren> | the headlight bricks, yeah, you'd need those. |
| 00:12 | < MittenNinja> | exactly |
| 00:12 | < Soren> | otherwise, you sorta have the rest. |
| 00:12 | < MittenNinja> | yeah, the rest is doable |
| 00:13 | < Soren> | the 2x2 tile and plate, I don;t recall, but everything else is really just a very small number of parts. |
| 00:13 | < Soren> | yeah |
| 00:13 | < MittenNinja> | got a few of those funky 1x2 slopes from a local dealer and found a good spot for them on the iguanas |
| 00:14 | < Soren> | I put a black chestplate on the commander, since I didn't see any dark green options I liked, so you can pop that off and replace it when you find something you like better. |
| 00:14 | < MittenNinja> | sweet man |
| 00:14 | < Soren> | now I'm kinda curious what kind of curve slopes you can get in dark green. |
| 00:14 | < MittenNinja> | Im really excited to see these guys in the brick |
| 00:14 | < MittenNinja> | nothing fancy |
| 00:15 | < MittenNinja> | just your standard slopes pretty much |
| 00:15 | < Soren> | I can take a pic right now, if you don't mind that they don't have hands. |
| 00:15 | < MittenNinja> | sure! |
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| 00:16 | < Soren> | Okay. afk. |
| 00:17 | < Ceddo> | I wanna see those, too. |
| 00:20 | < MittenNinja> | It's gonna look way cooler when the nets get here. I can tell you that already. |
| 00:25 | < Soren> | Yeah, it's going to be interesting getting all the tiles to stick. |
| 00:25 | < Ceddo> | *rubs chin* |
| 00:25 | < Ceddo> | Soren. |
| 00:25 | < MittenNinja> | You're planning on doing 1x1 plates and tiles with the net pinched in between them right? |
| 00:26 | < Ceddo> | Would you deem a Tachikoma#esque shape to be appropriate for Ijad 'frames? Talking about the spider butt, mostly. |
| 00:26 | < Soren> | yeah, 1x1 rounds, plus... I think I grabbed some boat studs, too. |
| 00:26 | < Soren> | We'll see. I'm not planning to stick too many tiles to each one, just so they aren't constantly falling off. |
| 00:26 | < Soren> | I'lll throw in extras, though. |
| 00:26 | < MittenNinja> | for sure. |
| 00:26 | < MittenNinja> | oh awesome, thanks! |
| 00:26 | < Soren> | Ced: completely and totally appropriate. |
| 00:27 | < Soren> | cute little voices and all. |
| 00:27 | < Ceddo> | Okay. Let's see what I can make happen. |
| 00:27 | < Soren> | Tachis would be sure good for an army with lots of 2Y frames. |
| 00:28 | < Soren> | sure be* |
| 00:31 | < Ceddo> | I got 5 of those. |
| 00:31 | < Ceddo> | And 3 more with one Y each. |
| 00:32 | | KarolineDianne [NSwebIRC@Nightstar-35371e3c.hstntx.sbcglobal.net] has joined #mf0 |
| 00:32 | < KarolineDianne> | Hey guys, what's up? |
| 00:32 | < MittenNinja> | whuddup KD? |
| 00:32 | < Ceddo> | All hail the Mascot. |
| 00:32 | < KarolineDianne> | Nothing much, just peeking in. Long day at work, some boredom. |
| 00:32 | < MittenNinja> | you're about to get a sneak preview of my Soren Custom company :) |
| 00:32 | < Soren> | if you hang around... yeah., what he said. |
| 00:33 | < KarolineDianne> | The TV's in use, so I can't play Dragon's Dogma, I'm a little bored of Binding of Isaac for now... Can't really find anything else I want to do, other than wait for my lego shipment to get here. |
| 00:33 | < MittenNinja> | Soren, I have to take off in 15 or so. If you're not done by then show these guys and shoot it to me in an email. I'll be able to check it out on my phone. |
| 00:33 | < KarolineDianne> | Zeekhotep used my Toad design and added it to his Crimson Commandos... I'm quite honored. |
| 00:34 | < MittenNinja> | I saw that! |
| 00:34 | < Soren> | Just finished editing. |
| 00:34 | < KarolineDianne> | It looks nice with his alterations, and in his 'all red vintage' look. |
| 00:34 | < KarolineDianne> | Am I the only one who gets a 'vintage plastic robot toy' feel from his all-red color scheme? |
| 00:35 | < MittenNinja> | nope, me too |
| 00:35 | < MittenNinja> | rock em sock em to be exact |
| 00:35 | < MittenNinja> | he needs some light blue ones too |
| 00:35 | < KarolineDianne> | Quick question... |
| 00:36 | < KarolineDianne> | Was Zeekhotep the creator of the original Mechaton? I'm not sure where I got that, but the thought is lingering there. I could have sworn I read that somewhere. |
| 00:36 | < Soren> | nope! |
| 00:36 | < MittenNinja> | it was vincent correct? |
| 00:36 | < Soren> | yeah. |
| 00:36 | < KarolineDianne> | Huh |
| 00:37 | < KarolineDianne> | So vincent made Mechaton, and MF0 |
| 00:37 | < KarolineDianne> | I guess Zeekhotep is just the guy with the biggest Mechaton blog... Or something. |
| 00:37 | < MittenNinja> | pretty much |
| 00:37 | < Soren> | Pretty much. |
| 00:37 | < Soren> | hah |
| 00:37 | < MittenNinja> | hehe |
| 00:37 | < MittenNinja> | ninja's |
| 00:37 | < MittenNinja> | *d |
| 00:38 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh hey, Mitten, I don't think I've seen you in here before. I just realized that. |
| 00:38 | < KarolineDianne> | I need to say something to you. |
| 00:38 | < KarolineDianne> | :O |
| 00:38 | < Soren> | Dear Firefox: I don't know what I hate more, watching you choke on your own junk, or that your junk is so tiny. |
| 00:38 | < MittenNinja> | thats why i use chrome |
| 00:38 | < Soren> | I'm calling it a draw. |
| 00:38 | < MittenNinja> | haha thanks kd! |
| 00:39 | < KarolineDianne> | Thank you. |
| 00:39 | < Soren> | Yeah, I'm probably switching to chrome after the move. Shit has gotten ridiculous. |
| 00:39 | < KarolineDianne> | Thank you for introducing me to this. |
| 00:39 | < KarolineDianne> | If I hadn't seen your stuff on the DA front page, I would have never found this game. |
| 00:39 | < MittenNinja> | No prob! |
| 00:39 | < KarolineDianne> | You were the one who opened the door and showed me this awesomeness. So thanks. ^^; |
| 00:40 | < MittenNinja> | You're quite welcome! |
| 00:40 | < MittenNinja> | glad you're here |
| 00:41 | <~Noah> | You missed our brain slug sex discussion though. |
| 00:41 | < Soren> | Holy memory leak, Batman. |
| 00:41 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh dear |
| 00:41 | < MittenNinja> | haha |
| 00:42 | < MittenNinja> | it was pretty ridiculous |
| 00:42 | < MittenNinja> | oh and the monster truck hillbilly ijad that Ced was cooking up |
| 00:42 | < KarolineDianne> | You guys are crazy xD |
| 00:42 | < Ceddo> | It died, though. |
| 00:42 | < MittenNinja> | it lives on in spirit |
| 00:42 | < MittenNinja> | until we all forget about it |
| 00:42 | < Soren> | That's what makes us such sexy beasts. |
| 00:42 | < Ceddo> | Because A SINGLE WHEEL MOUNT was larger than a Chub. |
| 00:42 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh hey, while there are actually people in here... Anyone know a good place to watch VOTOMS? I can't seem to find the episodes anywhere. |
| 00:43 | < Soren> | You will have to dig around a bit |
| 00:43 | < MittenNinja> | Oh, if you find a place, please let me know |
| 00:43 | < KarolineDianne> | I dug around a lot and found nothing. |
| 00:43 | < MittenNinja> | I dug for a while and didnt find anything that wasn't laced with malware |
| 00:43 | < Ceddo> | I lace my stuff with beer. |
| 00:43 | <~Noah> | malware... or FREE SMILIES?! |
| 00:43 | < Ceddo> | So much better. |
| 00:43 | < Soren> | There's a difference. |
| 00:44 | < KarolineDianne> | I remember finding a place that had all the episodes for Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, but that was a while back. |
| 00:44 | < Soren> | But I dunno what it is. |
| 00:44 | < KarolineDianne> | I thought I'd find the same thing for VOTOMS |
| 00:44 | < Ceddo> | As a matter of fact, I think my roomie is trying to get me drunk. |
| 00:44 | < Ceddo> | Which confuses me. |
| 00:44 | < Ceddo> | But it involves delicious cold beers from our fridge. |
| 00:44 | < Ceddo> | So I have a hard time complaining. |
| 00:44 | < MittenNinja> | beer doesnt make people drunk silly |
| 00:44 | < Ceddo> | American beer doesn't. |
| 00:44 | < Ceddo> | OH SNAP. |
| 00:44 | < MittenNinja> | Ohhh.... its true |
| 00:45 | < Soren> | Depends on the beer. |
| 00:45 | < Ceddo> | I drink beer, good sir. A delicious beverage of the gods, hoppy and tasty. |
| 00:45 | < MittenNinja> | at least not ones that aren't craft or microbrews |
| 00:45 | < Soren> | Colorado is unique in that we have good beer. |
| 00:45 | < MittenNinja> | yeah |
| 00:45 | < MittenNinja> | so does the midwest though |
| 00:45 | < KarolineDianne> | I drink sweet iced tea. :I |
| 00:45 | < Ceddo> | I accept your challenge and raise you a Berlin, Soren. |
| 00:45 | < MittenNinja> | I miss me some surly |
| 00:45 | < Soren> | Well yeah, 'cause Germans ;) |
| 00:45 | < Ceddo> | ;) |
| 00:45 | < Soren> | I'm not taking that challenge. |
| 00:46 | < Ceddo> | You are a wise man. |
| 00:46 | < MittenNinja> | theres a mean banana belgian wheat over at the arvada beer company |
| 00:46 | < Ceddo> | And you will live ot a long age. |
| 00:46 | < MittenNinja> | it's ridiculously good |
| 00:46 | < Soren> | Only Belgians can plausibly take that challenge. |
| 00:46 | | * KarolineDianne has no idea what's even going on anymore. |
| 00:46 | < Ceddo> | It is true. |
| 00:46 | < Ceddo> | Belgians are artisans. |
| 00:46 | < Ceddo> | We are engineers. |
| 00:46 | < Ceddo> | Belgains make the BEST FUCKING CHOCOLATE. |
| 00:46 | < Soren> | https://www.dropbox.com/s/rl0ihldsj88drtu/Greg%27s%20Company.jpg OKAY. FUCKING FINALLY. |
| 00:46 | < Soren> | Srsly. |
| 00:47 | < Soren> | Belgian chocolate + sweetened, fluffed goat cheese = perfection. |
| 00:47 | < KarolineDianne> | I like the design, but what's up with their hands? |
| 00:47 | < MittenNinja> | me likey |
| 00:47 | < MittenNinja> | waiting for them to show up |
| 00:47 | < Ceddo> | They are missing. :D |
| 00:47 | < Soren> | Yes. |
| 00:47 | < Ceddo> | Nice SSRs. |
| 00:47 | < Soren> | When that order gets here, new pic. |
| 00:47 | < Ceddo> | See those Danish letter tiles are going a long way for you. :D |
| 00:47 | < Soren> | indeed they are. |
| 00:48 | < KarolineDianne> | Aaah, I see. |
| 00:48 | < MittenNinja> | alrighty ive got to bounce. |
| 00:48 | < MittenNinja> | Thanks Soren |
| 00:48 | < Soren> | my pleasure! |
| 00:48 | < MittenNinja> | see you guys around! |
| 00:48 | < Ceddo> | Those sniper rifles are waaaaay big, though. :D |
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| 00:48 | < Soren> | These guys were exhausting but fun. |
| 00:48 | < Soren> | Hey, as requested. |
| 00:48 | < Ceddo> | Just sayin'. |
| 00:48 | < Ceddo> | As I build a giant tachikoma on speed. With wheels. |
| 00:48 | < Soren> | I tried to sell him on something more petite, but he was all "NO. WE WANTS SOMETHING THAT SHOOTS THROUGH TANKS." |
| 00:49 | < Soren> | -s |
| 00:49 | < Ceddo> | Okay. Soren. |
| 00:49 | < Ceddo> | Brainstorm time. |
| 00:49 | < Ceddo> | I have the chassis done. |
| 00:49 | < Ceddo> | Now weapons. |
| 00:49 | < Ceddo> | We are looking at 2x DF system. |
| 00:50 | < Ceddo> | Well, lemme show you the chassis. |
| 00:51 | < Ceddo> | http://www.ced23ric.de/stuff/mf0/tachi_chassis.png |
| 00:51 | < Ceddo> | There's gonna be a tire around those 2x2 round bricks. |
| 00:51 | < Ceddo> | And tires around the hind legs' ends. |
| 00:51 | < Ceddo> | (smaller ones) |
| 00:52 | < Soren> | gotcha. |
| 00:52 | < Soren> | I think you should give it three or four wire-guided missile launchers. |
| 00:52 | < Ceddo> | That sound actually pretty boss. |
| 00:52 | < Ceddo> | Like a highly mobile katyusha tachikoma. |
| 00:52 | < Soren> | exactly. |
| 00:52 | < Ceddo> | Can it has be hex launcher time again? |
| 00:53 | < KarolineDianne> | What's a tachikoma...? |
| 00:53 | < Ceddo> | Tachikomas are little ... spider robots from Ghost in the Shell. |
| 00:53 | < Ceddo> | They are semi-cognitive, self-preserving automatons, that assist police officiers. |
| 00:53 | < Ceddo> | Lemme find you an image. |
| 00:54 | < Soren> | http://images.wikia.com/ghostintheshell/en/images/e/e7/Tachikoma.gif |
| 00:54 | < Ceddo> | http://images.wikia.com/ghostintheshell/en/images/e/e7/Tachikoma.gif |
| 00:54 | < Ceddo> | OH SNAP. |
| 00:54 | < Soren> | NINJA'D |
| 00:54 | < Ceddo> | Totes. |
| 00:54 | < KarolineDianne> | Huh |
| 00:54 | < Soren> | VICTORIOUS NINJATUDE |
| 00:54 | < Ceddo> | Incidentially, this is a good article: http://ghostintheshell.wikia.com/wiki/Tachikoma |
| 00:55 | < Ceddo> | I recognize your victory, Soren. |
| 00:55 | < Soren> | http://images.wikia.com/ghostintheshell/en/images/7/73/Fuchikoma-toy.jpg I actually really love the SAC Fuchi, too. |
| 00:55 | < KarolineDianne> | The only thing I ever saw of GITS was a woman (I think her name is Matoko Kusanagi or something.) running around naked so she could be invisible. She tried to pry the hatch off some kind of super-tank and ended up ripping her own arms off. |
| 00:55 | < Ceddo> | I blame your swiftness and my lag. And my hesitation to pick that image,. |
| 00:56 | < Ceddo> | Alright. *rubs chin. |
| 00:56 | < Ceddo> | Staggered quadlaunchers it is. |
| 00:56 | < Ceddo> | *goes to work* |
| 01:02 | <~Noah> | http://hitwithjapanesestick.blogspot.com/2011/07/attack-of-kancho.html - "oh japan, with your very socially acceptable kid-on-adult butt-probing, you never cease to amaze me with just how weird you can be." |
| 01:03 | < Soren> | Oh, kancho. |
| 01:04 | < KarolineDianne> | wat |
| 01:04 | < Soren> | Because butts aren't funny enough already |
| 01:04 | < KarolineDianne> | Butts are gross. |
| 01:07 | < Soren> | But squeezable. So it evens out. |
| 01:07 | < Ceddo> | *rubs chin* Quadlaunchers work. |
| 01:07 | < Ceddo> | What. |
| 01:07 | < Ceddo> | Butts are great. |
| 01:07 | < KarolineDianne> | Well... Depends on what you mean by butt. |
| 01:07 | < Ceddo> | MOTORS AND BUTTS. |
| 01:07 | < KarolineDianne> | I mean... |
| 01:08 | < KarolineDianne> | If someone's got a nice ass, sure... But... |
| 01:08 | < KarolineDianne> | Bleh, nevermind |
| 01:08 | < KarolineDianne> | Let's not get onto that subject |
| 01:08 | < KarolineDianne> | <.< |
| 01:10 | | * Soren puts away his slides and pamphlets. |
| 01:10 | < Soren> | Okay. |
| 01:11 | < KarolineDianne> | >.< |
| 01:12 | < KarolineDianne> | Anyway... Uh... |
| 01:12 | < KarolineDianne> | ROBOTS! |
| 01:12 | < Soren> | Robutts? |
| 01:13 | < KarolineDianne> | :e.e |
| 01:13 | < Soren> | Oh, hey, you bailed last night before I could link you to the pinkfulness. |
| 01:13 | < Soren> | https://www.dropbox.com/s/nqjt0m3vm1vsxqi/Moon%20Fang%20Tribe.jpg Check it. |
| 01:13 | < KarolineDianne> | The barby-doll chub? |
| 01:13 | < Soren> | Nein. Much cooler. |
| 01:14 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh, nice! |
| 01:14 | < KarolineDianne> | Reminds me of the Emperor's Children color scheme. |
| 01:14 | < Ceddo> | FOR THE EMPEROR! |
| 01:14 | < Soren> | I am not familiar. |
| 01:14 | < KarolineDianne> | Mostly black and such, but with a bit of pastel pink thrown in.. and it works. |
| 01:14 | < KarolineDianne> | They're the main Slaanesh chaos legion. |
| 01:14 | < Ceddo> | Only GW could come up with marines that do coke for a living. |
| 01:15 | < KarolineDianne> | http://kofler.dot.at/40k/units/Emperors_Children_Squad_1.jpg |
| 01:15 | < Soren> | I've got parts for another one of those striders on order. It's gonna be sweet. |
| 01:15 | < Ceddo> | Basically, Soren, 80ies Metalheads that snort everything, fuck everything, fondle everything and constantly SEEK PLEASURE. |
| 01:15 | < Soren> | I've also converted Ced to the ways of the pink. |
| 01:15 | < Ceddo> | As in, do drugs. |
| 01:15 | < Ceddo> | PURPLE. |
| 01:15 | < Ceddo> | I am not yet pink. |
| 01:15 | < Soren> | That's redundant. You could have stopped at 'metalheads' |
| 01:15 | < Ceddo> | Sorry. :U( |
| 01:16 | < Ceddo> | Okay, got the Y, the double Rd, the G. |
| 01:16 | < Ceddo> | Antenna, quad launchers, wheels. |
| 01:16 | < Ceddo> | Sounds good to me! |
| 01:16 | < KarolineDianne> | Emperor's Children are the main Slaanesh faction. Sonic weapons, combat drugs, etc. |
| 01:16 | < Soren> | Green fuchi: achieved. |
| 01:17 | < KarolineDianne> | You realize pain is as much a thing they seek as pleasure, right? Slaanesh is actually rather terrifying. Fabius Bile was a member of the Emperor's Children... And he's more of a horrific mad scientist. |
| 01:17 | < Ceddo> | KD: You are totes ignoring the part where they raped, pillage, have tentacles AND tentacle sex etc. |
| 01:18 | < Soren> | I think she's starting to realize that if she brings those things up, we'll run with them. |
| 01:18 | < Soren> | Like small children with ribbons. |
| 01:18 | < Soren> | Tentacle ribbons. |
| 01:18 | < KarolineDianne> | And you're ignoring the part where they melted down an entire colony to turn their remains into narcotics, and periodically skin people alive to use their flesh as flags and decoration. |
| 01:19 | < KarolineDianne> | Slaanesh isn't 'sexy fun time' it's 'ohgod they're raping me with a cheese-grater dildo' time |
| 01:19 | < Soren> | Will they surrender if you safeword? |
| 01:19 | < KarolineDianne> | No. |
| 01:19 | < Soren> | I dunno. I know people who think that *is* sexy fun time. |
| 01:19 | < Soren> | At least, fantasizing about it. |
| 01:20 | < Ceddo> | I am nowhere near the levels of seriousness you are at. But, yes, I am fairly fluff-savvy. I am aware - Fulgrim's EC are perfection turned lunacy. They are a sin, pride. They lost their purpose when mortal pleasure couldn't sate them anymore, and they now seek the most extremes of sensations, to feel anything at all. They are deformed, deranged and lost souls. |
| 01:20 | < Ceddo> | I played Daemonhunters, wrote stories, played Inquisition, wrote the background to several armies, planned them and have pretty much every book release since Rogue Trader here. |
| 01:20 | < Ceddo> | But, no, I will not take GW serious. ;) |
| 01:21 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm just saying. People tend to portrey Slaanesh stuff as just... Porn. It's not... It's more like a horror movie. |
| 01:21 | < Soren> | Having dated at least one pain slut who had, as far as I could tell, no limits whatsoever, I can confidently say that the human nervous system is capable of making its own fun. |
| 01:21 | < Ceddo> | And DOOM RIDER - NANANANANANA - COCAINE is one of my fav memes. :D |
| 01:21 | < KarolineDianne> | I've referenced him in here several times and no one knew who he was xD |
| 01:21 | < Ceddo> | Slaneesh is like Hostel. |
| 01:21 | < Ceddo> | Yeah, it's kinky. But fuck, that was an eyeball. |
| 01:22 | < KarolineDianne> | Yes... |
| 01:22 | < Ceddo> | And, cool that you like autoerotic asphyxation. But, please, don't use my intestines for that. |
| 01:22 | < KarolineDianne> | I just like the daemonette models and having an excuse to have pink marines. But really... Slaanesh is scary. |
| 01:23 | < Ceddo> | Soren: I dated a submissive nymphomanic borderline self-harming behaviour split personality schizophrenic girl once. |
| 01:23 | < KarolineDianne> | I prefer Tzeentch, actually, because I have a weak spot for enigmatic, sorcerous supervillains. |
| 01:23 | | * Ceddo ends his story right there. |
| 01:23 | < KarolineDianne> | I dated a vampire. :I |
| 01:23 | < Ceddo> | Did he sparkle? |
| 01:24 | < KarolineDianne> | No, but she did drink my blood once. |
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| 01:24 | < Ceddo> | And ... most presumably digested it, where it clotted up. |
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| 01:25 | < KarolineDianne> | Wait what? |
| 01:25 | < Ceddo> | I dunno. People are weird. They are not Vampires. |
| 01:25 | < Soren> | I can tell I missed several very good things just now. |
| 01:25 | < Ceddo> | Whaddaya mean, what? |
| 01:25 | < KarolineDianne> | No, I cut my neck and she latched on... |
| 01:25 | < KarolineDianne> | I was like... Ow... I just cut my n-ack! |
| 01:25 | < Ceddo> | Soren: Query. |
| 01:26 | < Ceddo> | KD: Yupp. I believe it. |
| 01:26 | < KarolineDianne> | And I came home with a hickey... |
| 01:26 | < Ceddo> | And she slurped it up and digested it. |
| 01:26 | < Ceddo> | And it clotted up in her bowels. |
| 01:26 | < KarolineDianne> | :I |
| 01:26 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh well. I say she's a vampire because she was a total goth and she drank my blood. |
| 01:27 | < Ceddo> | You have no idea how much I like you, because I am always such a dick to you. |
| 01:27 | < Ceddo> | But I truly do. |
| 01:28 | < Ceddo> | You are a kindhearted person |
| 01:28 | < KarolineDianne> | Who, me...? |
| 01:28 | < Ceddo> | Yipp, you. |
| 01:28 | < KarolineDianne> | Why do you say that? |
| 01:28 | < Ceddo> | I wish I had your innocence. Take it as a compliment. |
| 01:29 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm confused... @.@ |
| 01:29 | < KarolineDianne> | Like... I get this all the time, but this is strange because I don't even really talk a lot about myself on here... |
| 01:29 | < Ceddo> | Oh, your portrayal of self is quite transparent. |
| 01:29 | | * KarolineDianne also shows this. Not finished, but can't figure out what else to add. http://www.flickr.com/photos/karolinedianne/7298565856/in/photostream |
| 01:30 | < Ceddo> | You seem like an honest person. |
| 01:30 | < KarolineDianne> | Really? |
| 01:30 | < Ceddo> | Yipp. |
| 01:30 | < KarolineDianne> | Well, I try to be honest and reliable... But I'm not sure what about what I've said here has portrayed that... :o |
| 01:31 | < Ceddo> | Your general demeanor. Been around the block a few times, ran into a lot of peeps. |
| 01:31 | < KarolineDianne> | huh |
| 01:31 | < KarolineDianne> | Well... Thanks... .///.; |
| 01:31 | < Ceddo> | What I am saying is: Please don't think that I'm an asshole. :D |
| 01:31 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh, no. |
| 01:31 | < Ceddo> | I am just bitter and sarcastic. :D |
| 01:32 | < KarolineDianne> | I work with assholes. My stepdad is an asshole. I know assholes. You guys aren't asses. |
| 01:32 | | * Soren is the asshole in the shadows, controlling Ced. |
| 01:32 | < Soren> | Dance, puppets! |
| 01:32 | | * KarolineDianne , being a paladin, is immune to charms. HA |
| 01:33 | < Ceddo> | You're immune to disease. |
| 01:33 | < KarolineDianne> | My Aura of Resolve makes Ceddo resist better too. :I |
| 01:33 | < Ceddo> | Not charms. |
| 01:33 | < KarolineDianne> | That's divine health. |
| 01:33 | < Ceddo> | I automatically fail my save, willingly. |
| 01:33 | < Ceddo> | Here's a trick question for you, KD. |
| 01:34 | < Ceddo> | If you Dominate a Person, can you make her fail her save willingly or make her drop her spell resistance? |
| 01:34 | < KarolineDianne> | Divine Grace: charisma bonus to all saves. Divine Health: Immune to all disease, magical and mundane. Aura of Courage: Immune to fear, people close to you get bonus against fear. Aura of Resolve: Immune to charm effects, people close get a bonus against charms. |
| 01:34 | < KarolineDianne> | Hmm |
| 01:35 | < KarolineDianne> | I wouldn't know. I never use effects like that. |
| 01:35 | < Soren> | When it doubt, do the swirly thing with your tongue. |
| 01:35 | < Soren> | Works for me. |
| 01:35 | < Ceddo> | While you look up. |
| 01:35 | < KarolineDianne> | Swirly thing with your tongue...? |
| 01:35 | < Ceddo> | Eye contact is important. |
| 01:35 | < Soren> | Hey, I've been good this whole time. |
| 01:35 | < Soren> | I earned that. |
| 01:35 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm confused |
| 01:35 | < KarolineDianne> | While you look up...? You guys lost me. |
| 01:36 | < Ceddo> | Yes, yes we did. |
| 01:36 | < Ceddo> | Hence you are adorably innocent. :D |
| 01:36 | < KarolineDianne> | Wait... What...? |
| 01:36 | < Ceddo> | Okay. |
| 01:36 | < Soren> | When we do this, just pretend we aren't. Don't encourage us to be dirty, or we'll never stop. |
| 01:36 | < KarolineDianne> | I don't even know what you're doing... @.@; |
| 01:36 | < Ceddo> | You said you wouldn't know. |
| 01:37 | < Ceddo> | So Soren said, do the swirly thing. |
| 01:37 | < KarolineDianne> | What swirly thing? |
| 01:37 | < Ceddo> | As in, swirl your tongue around a dick. |
| 01:37 | < KarolineDianne> | ... |
| 01:37 | < Ceddo> | For when you are lost as what to do next with a guy in bed. |
| 01:37 | < Ceddo> | Hence I said, maintain eye contact. |
| 01:37 | < KarolineDianne> | >///<;;;; |
| 01:37 | < Ceddo> | I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THOSE CHARACTERS MEAN. |
| 01:37 | < Soren> | As long as we're diving down this rabbithole, I would like to note that it works on both sexes. |
| 01:37 | < KarolineDianne> | >_< |
| 01:37 | < Ceddo> | Why do people always talk like they are programming brainfuck? |
| 01:37 | < Soren> | I've tested. |
| 01:37 | < KarolineDianne> | But blushing |
| 01:38 | < Ceddo> | Oh, okay. |
| 01:38 | < Ceddo> | Well. |
| 01:38 | < Ceddo> | Soren is a kinky mess. |
| 01:38 | < KarolineDianne> | >_<; + blush = >///<; |
| 01:38 | < Ceddo> | And so am I. |
| 01:38 | < Ceddo> | You say: "I LIKE BANANAS". |
| 01:38 | < Ceddo> | We think: "Eat one whole." |
| 01:39 | < KarolineDianne> | Everyone online is a perv... xD |
| 01:40 | < KarolineDianne> | And here I deliberately refrain from talking about inappropriate things because I don't want to leave a bad impression. |
| 01:40 | < Ceddo> | We skipped that part. |
| 01:40 | < Ceddo> | And we are not perverted. |
| 01:40 | < Ceddo> | The word you are looking for is corrupted. |
| 01:40 | < Soren> | I dunno. I like to think I'm a purist, myself. |
| 01:40 | < Ceddo> | Also: http://www.ced23ric.de/stuff/mf0/vij02_mediator.png |
| 01:40 | < Ceddo> | Also: http://www.ced23ric.de/stuff/mf0/vij02_mediator2.png |
| 01:40 | < KarolineDianne> | Anyway... Thoughts on my little robit? |
| 01:41 | < Ceddo> | Tachikoma Missile Bot! |
| 01:41 | < Soren> | And I'm sympathetic to the holding back lest you freak people out, although I'm super bad at it. |
| 01:41 | < Ceddo> | KD: It's a perfect labor 'frame, if a bit small. |
| 01:41 | < Ceddo> | It may need a bit more ... substance. |
| 01:41 | < Soren> | I really like those legs. |
| 01:41 | < KarolineDianne> | Yeah, it's supposed to be small... And I know it's missing something, I just don't know what. |
| 01:42 | < Soren> | But yeah, i thingk it needs something for the arms. |
| 01:42 | < Soren> | -g |
| 01:42 | < KarolineDianne> | Also, that spider thing is amazing. Love those missiles. |
| 01:42 | < KarolineDianne> | It has tiny little arms on the front. |
| 01:42 | < Soren> | Yeah, I'm just saying, I think they should be a little chunkier. |
| 01:42 | < KarolineDianne> | To be honest, I wanted to make something kinda like your fiddler. |
| 01:42 | < KarolineDianne> | Because that's a sexy piece of robot. |
| 01:43 | < Ceddo> | Those arms are so cute! :D |
| 01:43 | < Ceddo> | I was giggling the entire time building it. |
| 01:44 | < Ceddo> | Problem with the Fiddler is, it's a show 'frame. The weight distribution is poor, and it constantly tips over when in a relaxed stance. |
| 01:44 | < KarolineDianne> | But anyway... The 'holding back' thing... I was in a forum game once, and my pervy talk got me kicked out for being inappropriate. It was very embarassing and rather taught me a lesson. |
| 01:44 | < Ceddo> | ... but then my roomie came over and made the two Fiddlers I have dance with each other. :D |
| 01:44 | < KarolineDianne> | So put him on a base so he doesn't fall. :o |
| 01:44 | < Ceddo> | Never. |
| 01:44 | < Ceddo> | A 'frame has to fend for himself or die. |
| 01:44 | < KarolineDianne> | D'oh |
| 01:45 | < Ceddo> | KD: In IRC, feel free. |
| 01:45 | < Ceddo> | I reserve my well-chosen tone for the forums. M) |
| 01:45 | < KarolineDianne> | Still, it feels out of place bringing pervy talk here. At least for me. |
| 01:45 | < KarolineDianne> | I tend to be rather shy and modest... ^^; |
| 01:45 | < Soren> | I've given up on being SFW, I just try to impart some safety info while I'm perving. |
| 01:45 | <~Noah> | GIANT ROBOX PENIXES! |
| 01:46 | < KarolineDianne> | Silly noah, robots don't have penises. They have plugs. |
| 01:46 | < Ceddo> | Well, I grab my Johnson and whip 'im out as soon as I am am connected. |
| 01:46 | < KarolineDianne> | And the discharge is elecrical. |
| 01:46 | < Soren> | Teslacock! |
| 01:46 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh dear. |
| 01:46 | < Soren> | Voltwang! |
| 01:46 | < Soren> | Oh, shit. |
| 01:47 | < Soren> | Now I'm going to have to build that. |
| 01:47 | < KarolineDianne> | Wangtech introduces... |
| 01:47 | < Soren> | The name is just too good. |
| 01:47 | < KarolineDianne> | The Voltwang! |
| 01:47 | < Soren> | VOLTWANG PUNCH! |
| 01:47 | <~Noah> | Worry not, this channel is still technically unofficial, so we're more lawless here (really, a loose democracy) |
| 01:47 | < Ceddo> | There's a democracy? |
| 01:47 | < KarolineDianne> | I imagine there are still limits, though. |
| 01:47 | < Soren> | I figure we can slap a big old warning and trust people to rein in when youngsters are around. |
| 01:47 | < Ceddo> | KD: The limit is my bed. |
| 01:47 | < KarolineDianne> | >.> |
| 01:47 | < Soren> | Well, I think we should shy away from rape jokes, etc. |
| 01:47 | < Soren> | That shit is never funny. |
| 01:48 | < KarolineDianne> | No, it's not. |
| 01:48 | <~Noah> | Sort of, anyone here can suggest anything to me to improve this niche community |
| 01:48 | < Ceddo> | Soren: I automatically assume people are 40, truckers from KY and have a sweat problem. |
| 01:48 | < Ceddo> | Until proven otherwise. |
| 01:48 | | * KarolineDianne is 20. :I |
| 01:48 | < KarolineDianne> | Which apparently makes me a puppy |
| 01:48 | <~Noah> | I'm not bothered by rape jokes, as long as there IS a joke, and it's funny |
| 01:49 | < Ceddo> | Yes, yes it does. |
| 01:49 | < KarolineDianne> | Rape is a terrible, horrific thing that can destroy someone's life and leave their psyche in shambles. |
| 01:49 | < KarolineDianne> | Rape is never funny. |
| 01:49 | < KarolineDianne> | Aaaand, moving on. |
| 01:49 | < Ceddo> | Let's talk again when you are 23. You'll think yourself a pup looking back. And then again at 25. ;) |
| 01:49 | < Ceddo> | But it's okay. :D |
| 01:49 | < Ceddo> | We all went through that. |
| 01:50 | < Soren> | I find that certain topics, you shouldn't joke about in public regardless of boundary cases that are actually funny. |
| 01:50 | < Ceddo> | I agree to the letter. |
| 01:50 | < Soren> | You just never know when you're going to punch a button you shouldn't punch. |
| 01:50 | < Ceddo> | Except for that wonky character up front. |
| 01:51 | < Ceddo> | That was very bonding experience. |
| 01:51 | <~Noah> | Yea, and that's what I mean by this being more democratic here. If anyone ever offends someone here, I expect calm open discussion in the channel. People flaming each other in PMs solves nothing. |
| 01:51 | < KarolineDianne> | I agree. |
| 01:51 | < Soren> | Fair enough. |
| 01:51 | < Ceddo> | KD: http://www.ced23ric.de/stuff/mf0/vij01_elderseye.png |
| 01:51 | < Ceddo> | Have another. |
| 01:51 | < KarolineDianne> | We're all adults, there's no reason to fight. |
| 01:52 | < Ceddo> | Veto! |
| 01:52 | < Soren> | I've discovered that there's very little internettery worth fighting over. |
| 01:52 | < KarolineDianne> | Bring the big gun. No! The BIG GUN! |
| 01:52 | < KarolineDianne> | Now, there are some things that really push my buttons, but I doubt they'll come up in here. |
| 01:52 | < Ceddo> | Soren: You are a step ahead of me. I still find online fights entertaining. |
| 01:52 | < KarolineDianne> | And if they do, I'll just step out. |
| 01:52 | < Soren> | Oh, they can be funny as fuck. But there's nothing really at stake for me. |
| 01:53 | < KarolineDianne> | Also, did I ever mention that I've dabbled in game design? |
| 01:53 | < Ceddo> | That is true. |
| 01:53 | <~Noah> | Agreed, and keyword "adults". Our crowd here is the twenty+ crowd, so I expect this channel to be of questionable work-safeness at any point of the day |
| 01:53 | < Soren> | That's fair. If you feel uncomfortable, though, I'll back you up (or, let's face it, back down, it's usually me) if you take exception. |
| 01:54 | < Ceddo> | KD: Yeah, samesies. Shoot me a query and I'll yield. |
| 01:54 | < Ceddo> | I tent to take butthurtery not really for serious, though. |
| 01:54 | < Soren> | I like feigning really over-the-top butthurtery. |
| 01:54 | < Ceddo> | But legitimate complaints, I listen to. |
| 01:54 | < Soren> | HOW DARE YOU I'M GONNA- ooh cookies, that kind of thing |
| 01:55 | < KarolineDianne> | I turn into a total bitch sometimes depending on the topic... But let's hope that doesn't happen. |
| 01:55 | < Ceddo> | Soren: Well FUCK you. I was gonna say that. SERIOUSLY. ALWAYS ninjaing my THINGS. |
| 01:55 | < KarolineDianne> | Anyway, wanna see one of my games? |
| 01:55 | < Soren> | yes please! |
| 01:55 | < KarolineDianne> | You have to download it, as it's not like a flash game, but don't worry... I don't put viruses in my games. :D |
| 01:55 | < Ceddo> | (She does.) |
| 01:55 | < KarolineDianne> | This is Skelly, my most popular game. http://karolinedianne.deviantart.com/art/Skelly-Zombie-Slayer-V-20-144800028 |
| 01:56 | < KarolineDianne> | Though it's not finished, but again... Almost none of my stuff is. |
| 01:56 | < Soren> | I need to learn Flash. I own the goddamn thing. |
| 01:56 | <~Noah> | However, if anyone feels we NEED some set of rules here, besides the server rules, just let me know, we have a blog to post things like that |
| 01:56 | < KarolineDianne> | You'll notice there's a chest that gives you tons of free money... I never got around to removing that. It was for my beta testers, so they didn't have to grind to the top every time I release a new version. |
| 01:57 | < Soren> | I think we might want some basic 'thou shalt not be a dick' rules, on the order of, if someone asks you politely, hear them out and try to respect their wishes. |
| 01:58 | | * Ceddo doesn't like rules. |
| 01:58 | < Ceddo> | Rules allow rules lawyering. |
| 01:58 | < Soren> | Neither do I, hence the desire to retain relatively few reinforced by periodic asskicking. |
| 01:58 | | * KarolineDianne follows rules unless they're stupid and don't make sense... And even then she follows them when authorities are around. |
| 01:59 | <~Noah> | Yea, #terraria was plagued with rules lawyering, and I don't want that here |
| 01:59 | < Ceddo> | My propostion is simple. |
| 01:59 | < Ceddo> | "Don't be a dick, unless everyone laughs." |
| 01:59 | < Soren> | I find most people will comply with all kinds of rules if you ask them to help you meet a goal rather than telling them what they should do. |
| 02:00 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh, I just remembered there's no controls list in my game. WASD to move, left click to shoot, right click to use secondary weapons. In the weapon room, everything on the left side are secondaries, the right side are primary weapons. There's a costume room on the second floor... I think it's still unlabeled. |
| 02:00 | < Soren> | I'm gonna have to take a look later. answering email. |
| 02:00 | | * KarolineDianne nodnods. |
| 02:01 | < KarolineDianne> | It's a simple side-scrolling mindless shooter. People seem to like it. Not my most technically impressive work, but it is my most popular. |
| 02:01 | < KarolineDianne> | I think Parallel is my most technically impressive one, but it's also really hard and not many people like it. |
| 02:01 | < Soren> | fun is usually completely independent of technical sophistication. |
| 02:01 | < Soren> | It took me a while to figure that out. |
| 02:01 | < KarolineDianne> | That one I finally got some decent 'water physics' and I had a really nifty 'dual dimension' system in place. |
| 02:02 | < KarolineDianne> | But the game isn't easy and gets frustrating when the evil killer fish murder you twenty times in a row. |
| 02:03 | < KarolineDianne> | In Skelly, you just shoot zombies til you die, then use the money you got to buy new guns or costumes, then go kill more zombies til you die. No way to lose, really. |
| 02:05 | < Soren> | gotcha. |
| 02:08 | | * KarolineDianne is rambling about her games sorry... >.< |
| 02:08 | < Soren> | No, no problem. |
| 02:08 | < Soren> | I talk about whatever the fuck is on my mind, or groin, you should feel free as well. |
| 02:10 | < KarolineDianne> | hungry... |
| 02:12 | | * KarolineDianne heads off to eat foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood |
| 02:15 | | afny [kevinvankir@Nightstar-42c41d95.res.rr.com] has joined #mf0 |
| 02:16 | < Soren> | hoihoi |
| 02:18 | < afny> | Hi. |
| 02:18 | < afny> | I kind of left in a hurry earlier, got roped into a trivia game |
| 02:18 | < Soren> | np |
| 02:19 | < Soren> | We just went on talking about butts without you. |
| 02:19 | < Ceddo> | MOTORS AND BUTTS. |
| 02:19 | < Soren> | You've got that scripted, haven't you. |
| 02:20 | < Ceddo> | Just type fast. |
| 02:20 | < Soren> | Well, and you didn't say anything for quite a while. |
| 02:21 | < Ceddo> | I was playing Skelly. |
| 02:21 | < Ceddo> | Those zombies don't kill themselves. |
| 02:21 | < Ceddo> | Oh wait, they kind of do. |
| 02:21 | < Soren> | Ah. |
| 02:21 | < Soren> | heh |
| 02:21 | < Ceddo> | But anyway! |
| 02:21 | < Ceddo> | I think I'mma go for a smoke and bail. |
| 02:21 | < Ceddo> | Shipping your slopes tomorrow morning, Soren. |
| 02:22 | < Soren> | excellent, thanks. |
| 02:22 | < Ceddo> | You are most welcome |
| 02:22 | < afny> | night Ced |
| 02:24 | < afny> | aw yeah, just found a black spear |
| 02:25 | < afny> | Okay, so I have limited storage options. Do you think I should sort by size/shape or by color |
| 02:25 | < afny> | until I find a more permanent solution? |
| 02:25 | < Soren> | sort by shape. It's faster and involves less bullshit |
| 02:26 | < afny> | right now i'm just picking out all the small bits from the big bits |
| 02:26 | < afny> | and then I'm going to sort more intensively |
| 02:26 | < Ceddo> | Yeah. That'll speed you up a lot. |
| 02:27 | < Soren> | My favorite sorting method is just to be a beast and sort by both, but I've really only got plates sorted that way |
| 02:27 | < Soren> | The only stuff you can really sort by color is basic bricks and other things you just have a triple assload of. |
| 02:28 | < Soren> | Where finding a specific shape isn't that important. |
| 02:29 | | * KarolineDianne returns! |
| 02:29 | < KarolineDianne> | Hey Ceddo! What did you think? |
| 02:30 | < Ceddo> | It was sure funny. :D |
| 02:30 | < Ceddo> | It's a mindless time killer. |
| 02:30 | < Ceddo> | And it's ... easily exploited. Some combos are vicious. |
| 02:30 | | * KarolineDianne is full of meatloaf, potatoes, bread, and funny stuff from Big Bang Theory |
| 02:30 | < KarolineDianne> | What was your vicious combo? |
| 02:30 | < Ceddo> | But it's deffo a sweet little game. |
| 02:30 | < Ceddo> | Jackhammer / Turret. |
| 02:30 | < KarolineDianne> | Jackhammer? |
| 02:31 | < KarolineDianne> | OH |
| 02:31 | < KarolineDianne> | Pancor jackhammer |
| 02:31 | < Ceddo> | Combined with funnels or lonely small platforms, I was nigh invincible. |
| 02:31 | < KarolineDianne> | The auto-shotgun |
| 02:31 | < Ceddo> | Mk84, yeah. |
| 02:31 | < Ceddo> | Or whatever. |
| 02:31 | < Ceddo> | That thing. |
| 02:31 | < KarolineDianne> | My favorite combo is the SAW, the Icon of Khorne, and the healing arua tertiary power. |
| 02:35 | < KarolineDianne> | So hey, you interested in trying my only finished game ever? xD |
| 02:36 | < KarolineDianne> | Though it's a lot harder than Skelly's mindless killing. |
| 02:36 | < Ceddo> | Nah, I'mma go to bed. :D |
| 02:36 | < Ceddo> | Alright guys. Catch you laterers. |
| 02:36 | < Soren> | seeya! |
| 02:36 | | Ceddo [Ced@Nightstar-b35c1e6d.adsl.alicedsl.de] has quit [[NS] Quit: ] |
| 02:37 | < KarolineDianne> | D'aww |
| 02:38 | | * KarolineDianne shows this to Soren to see if he giggles http://browse.deviantart.com/?order=9&q=futa&offset=24#/d1l6nnu |
| 02:39 | < Soren> | Okay, that's pretty funny. |
| 02:39 | < KarolineDianne> | lololol |
| 02:42 | < Soren> | Hmm. I keep wanting to make some little turrets, but nothing quite works. |
| 02:43 | < KarolineDianne> | Hmmm |
| 02:43 | < KarolineDianne> | How little? |
| 02:43 | < KarolineDianne> | Would using that binocular piece work? |
| 02:44 | < Soren> | tinyful. |
| 02:44 | < Soren> | Not that little |
| 02:44 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh |
| 02:44 | < KarolineDianne> | Hmm |
| 02:44 | < Soren> | I guess I could just brute-force it with a 1x1 5-stud. |
| 02:45 | < Soren> | I have a whole fucking bunch of those still. |
| 02:45 | < KarolineDianne> | Hmm? |
| 02:45 | < Soren> | Let's see! |
| 02:45 | < KarolineDianne> | Brute-force it |
| 02:45 | < KarolineDianne> | ? |
| 02:46 | < Soren> | Take the obvious, parts-expensive route. |
| 02:49 | < afny> | AKA the Cedric way. |
| 02:49 | < afny> | Oh, this frame generally uses 3 1 x 1 5 stud bricks? |
| 02:49 | < afny> | Let's make it sixteen. |
| 02:49 | | * KarolineDianne is confused |
| 02:52 | < KarolineDianne> | I came up with this... http://www.flickr.com/photos/karolinedianne/7298970502/in/photostream/lightbox/ :o |
| 02:55 | < KarolineDianne> | As a turret, that is. |
| 02:55 | < Soren> | not bad! |
| 02:55 | < afny> | I thought it was a chub with head mounts |
| 02:56 | < afny> | this bin does not contain ANY round 1 x 1 plates |
| 02:57 | < KarolineDianne> | I was thinking more of a tank head turret... I'm not suprer happy with it.. But it's what I tossed together for 'small turret' |
| 03:01 | < Soren> | Wait. |
| 03:01 | < Soren> | Holy butts. |
| 03:02 | < Soren> | This is embarrassing: I didn't even look in the little box of tiny details and oddiments. |
| 03:02 | < Soren> | AND GUESS WHAT. |
| 03:02 | < afny> | you already made a turret |
| 03:02 | < Soren> | There it is. The right thing. |
| 03:02 | < Soren> | Yes. |
| 03:07 | < afny> | I need to equip more frames with shovels |
| 03:08 | < KarolineDianne> | why? xD |
| 03:08 | < afny> | because giant robots hitting things with shovels |
| 03:08 | < afny> | that's why. |
| 03:09 | < KarolineDianne> | lol |
| 03:10 | < KarolineDianne> | You know what I say to that? |
| 03:10 | < KarolineDianne> | http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs38/f/2008/365/6/3/Las_____cannon__by_lord_straylost .jpg |
| 03:13 | | * Soren draws his anti-tank shovel. |
| 03:13 | < Soren> | Shit just got real. |
| 03:14 | < afny> | shovels>tanks any day |
| 03:14 | < afny> | just ask my good friend THE GREAT WAR. |
| 03:15 | < KarolineDianne> | Hey Soren, I think you might like this comic I did a while back. http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/064/2/5/Daemonettes__Idle_chat_by_lord_st raylost.png Sorry if it's hard to read my handwriting. |
| 03:16 | < KarolineDianne> | Honestly, it really should have ended at panel four. |
| 03:16 | < Soren> | You know, if butt sex is punishment, you're doin' it wrong. |
| 03:16 | < afny> | ^ |
| 03:16 | < Soren> | Can you buy Astroglide in Hell? |
| 03:17 | < Soren> | ...silly me. Of course not. |
| 03:17 | < KarolineDianne> | Honestly, buttsex is gross. |
| 03:17 | < afny> | Hey, that's like, your OPINION, man. |
| 03:17 | < KarolineDianne> | Like really, it squicks me out a lot. |
| 03:17 | < Soren> | Hell: where the men are demons, the women are demons, and they can't keep Crisco on the shelves. |
| 03:17 | < KarolineDianne> | It just seemed fitting that daemonettes sodomize the people who try to banish them. |
| 03:18 | < afny> | So wait |
| 03:18 | < afny> | hell has shelves |
| 03:18 | < afny> | and crisco |
| 03:18 | < afny> | but no astroglide |
| 03:18 | < Soren> | mmm. Of course, then you have the creepy guy who wants to be 'banished' again. |
| 03:19 | < KarolineDianne> | Wouldn't he just be a slaaneshi cultist? |
| 03:19 | < Soren> | I dunno. You seem to be underestimating the number of guys who like having dominating women shove things in their butts. |
| 03:19 | < KarolineDianne> | I mean, if you WANT to be defiled by a demonic hermaphrodite... Join the cult. |
| 03:20 | < KarolineDianne> | Also, here's another silly comic I did a long time ago http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/042/4/4/A_Dastardly_Duo_by_lord_straylost .png |
| 03:20 | < afny> | Where do I sign. |
| 03:21 | < Soren> | See, I would have taken the angle that they're trying to get rid of this guy, but they can't think of anything to do to him that he doesn't enjoy. |
| 03:21 | < Soren> | hot sauce and sandpaper in a cardboard tube? loves it. |
| 03:21 | < afny> | that sounds like it's straight out of an Oglaf strip |
| 03:21 | < KarolineDianne> | Why am I always surrounded by men who want buttsecks |
| 03:21 | < KarolineDianne> | Oglaf is amazing xD |
| 03:21 | < Soren> | Becuase you're surrounded by excellent suave brilliant amazing individuals. |
| 03:21 | < afny> | How are you grossed out by anal sex |
| 03:21 | < Soren> | Clearly |
| 03:21 | < afny> | but not grossed out oby Oglaf. |
| 03:22 | < afny> | by* |
| 03:22 | < KarolineDianne> | Because oglaf is silly comedy, not porn. |
| 03:22 | < afny> | Uh/ |
| 03:22 | < KarolineDianne> | This is my favorite Oglaf strip. The end ALWAYS makes me giggle... http://oglaf.com/labyrinth/ |
| 03:22 | < afny> | I don't think those two things are mutually exclusive |
| 03:23 | < Soren> | Well, keep in mind: the cardinal rule of buttfucking is 'never do it to someone who isn't into it'. |
| 03:23 | < afny> | Yes, but that rule can pretty much be shortened to "don't coerce, don't rape". |
| 03:23 | < afny> | Pretty standard stuff, really. |
| 03:23 | < Soren> | Standard but less likely to do horrible and potentially lethal injury to somebody. |
| 03:23 | < KarolineDianne> | Anal sex may be a squick of mine, but it's not like Oglaf shows it explicitely. I laugh at the jokes, I don't stare at all the sodomy. |
| 03:24 | < Soren> | that's fair. |
| 03:24 | < afny> | I've DEFINITELY seen it explicitly |
| 03:24 | < afny> | in Oflaf* |
| 03:24 | < afny> | ...Oglaf* |
| 03:24 | < KarolineDianne> | BLOOD AND THUNDER |
| 03:24 | < Soren> | SHOW ME YOUR HONOR |
| 03:24 | < KarolineDianne> | lol |
| 03:24 | < Soren> | I loved that subplot so much. |
| 03:24 | < KarolineDianne> | See, that was funny because of lol factor. |
| 03:24 | < KarolineDianne> | If it was just gay porn, I'd be like.. .Ick. |
| 03:25 | < KarolineDianne> | But it wasn't. It was hilarious. |
| 03:25 | < Soren> | I always try to take the tack that stuff I think is funny is usually *somebody's* kink. |
| 03:26 | < afny> | Yeah, exactly. I definitely don't think disparaging any form of sex/sexuality between consenting adults (or brain slugs) is a good idea, because you're laughing at something someone somewhere enjoys. |
| 03:26 | < afny> | That said, Oglaf doesn't do that. Everyone is in on the joke. |
| 03:26 | < Soren> | And I'm definitely squicked by the spit-shove thing ala Brokeback Mountain. |
| 03:26 | < afny> | That just can't feel good. |
| 03:26 | < Soren> | Yaoi Chicks: OH HOW ROMANTIC. Anyone who has ever had anal sex: OH GOD NO |
| 03:27 | < Soren> | YEAH SO ROMANTIC. Jake Gylenhaal is never gonna walk again, you twits. |
| 03:27 | < afny> | that's legitimate safety squick. |
| 03:27 | < Soren> | +l |
| 03:27 | < Soren> | Srsly. |
| 03:27 | < Soren> | I don't understand the thing in porn where there's no warmup. |
| 03:28 | < Soren> | Or guys who as bothered by licking. |
| 03:28 | < Soren> | are* |
| 03:28 | | * KarolineDianne does not know or care to know about anal sex safety tips... >.<; |
| 03:28 | < Soren> | Like, if it's clean enough for your tender, infection-prone junk to go in there, it's clean enough for your tongue. |
| 03:28 | < afny> | Well if you're writing jokes about anal sex |
| 03:28 | < afny> | it helps to know your audience. |
| 03:28 | < KarolineDianne> | Well, the daemonette thing was pretty much a rape joke, actually... When I think about it now... |
| 03:29 | < Soren> | We're the conversational version of the guy who can't get enough. |
| 03:29 | < Soren> | Kinda, yeah. |
| 03:29 | < afny> | Rape jokes: always hilarious. |
| 03:29 | < afny> | Never offensive. |
| 03:29 | < Soren> | You did leave it ambiguous whether he was screaming in pain or pleasure. |
| 03:29 | < KarolineDianne> | But for some reason 'guy being raeped by a female demon' seems more okay than 'girl raped by <anything>' |
| 03:29 | < Soren> | Obviously, I like option #2 |
| 03:30 | < afny> | That's a really hurtful fallacy |
| 03:30 | < afny> | I mean without the demon parts |
| 03:30 | < afny> | guys get raped too, but there's this whole cultural stigma about it |
| 03:30 | < KarolineDianne> | Is it a fallacy, Afny... Or a Phallasy...? |
| 03:30 | | * KarolineDianne eyebrow wiggle |
| 03:30 | < Soren> | It's definitely phallusy. |
| 03:30 | < afny> | if you're using it as an adjective, I suppose |
| 03:31 | < KarolineDianne> | Anyway... It is a weird cultural stigma... Somehow it's funny to see a male inquisitor raped by a female demon, but switch it around and it's horrible wrong. It's a very weird double-standard... I'm actually a little ashamed I made that comic, now... |
| 03:32 | < Soren> | I think it's one of those delicate lines, where it's not immediately obvious why one is funny and the other one is hirrible. |
| 03:32 | < Soren> | -i +o |
| 03:32 | < Soren> | I mean, I'll cop to laughing a little. |
| 03:32 | < Soren> | But switch it, and I wouldn't have. |
| 03:33 | < afny> | It's definitely something a LOT of people laugh at |
| 03:33 | < afny> | that's the problem, that it's so wide spread |
| 03:33 | < Soren> | Well, i think the problem is more that jokes about rape usually take the form of an extended mask for the subtext "she deserved it." |
| 03:34 | < afny> | Yeah, but those kind of jokes seem a lot less common now |
| 03:34 | < Soren> | Like, the classic George Carlin joke, about Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd, is funny for a different set of reasons. |
| 03:35 | < Soren> | It's funny because that's a really, incongruously horrible thing to throw into a cartoon context... that already treats violence in a fairly ridiculous manner. |
| 03:35 | < KarolineDianne> | Anyway... |
| 03:35 | < KarolineDianne> | Uh... |
| 03:35 | < afny> | Yeah. I'm certainly not of the opinion that rape is an off limits subject for jokes. Nothing is off limits; it's the implications of the joke that matter. |
| 03:35 | < afny> | THE ARISTOCRATS. |
| 03:35 | < Soren> | I'm still not sure that's actually okay, but it's at least attempting to be funny on non-squickful merits. |
| 03:36 | < KarolineDianne> | I made a Skelly model. :I http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/067/b/2/skelly_has_s__5_ap__4_assault_3_b y_lord_straylost-d4s6c5h.jpg |
| 03:36 | < Soren> | You shoud field a company of Skellies. |
| 03:36 | < Soren> | should* |
| 03:36 | < KarolineDianne> | But... |
| 03:36 | < KarolineDianne> | There is only one Skelly! |
| 03:37 | < Soren> | You could field something else as grunts, then. |
| 03:37 | | * KarolineDianne giggles |
| 03:38 | < KarolineDianne> | I don't think I want to butcher lego pieces to make more skelly-box people. |
| 03:38 | < Soren> | mmm, grunts *and* giggles. I must be doin' something right. |
| 03:38 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh dear |
| 03:38 | < KarolineDianne> | >.<; |
| 03:40 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh hey look, my vampire ex is on Skype. |
| 03:42 | < Soren> | Tell her that Cedric left with the blood sausage and she can't have any of mine. |
| 03:43 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh my... I might see her this week. |
| 03:43 | < KarolineDianne> | She's a mother now. xD |
| 03:44 | < KarolineDianne> | A lego store opened up near where she lives. My step brother and I are heading over there on thursday. |
| 03:45 | < Soren> | sweet. |
| 03:45 | < Soren> | I've raided the Lego store here and come up with... nothing much. |
| 03:45 | < Soren> | I hope you have better luck. |
| 03:46 | | * KarolineDianne shrugs. |
| 03:46 | < afny> | Yeah, there was nothing at mine |
| 03:46 | < KarolineDianne> | It gets me out of the house and into a place where I can fill a cup with legos... And I might get to hang out with my ex. |
| 03:46 | < Soren> | which is not a bad deal. |
| 03:47 | < KarolineDianne> | Though, I really should stop torturing myself by getting my hopes up around her... -.- |
| 03:47 | < afny> | in my opinion, hanging out around/beating yourself up over an ex is never a good idea |
| 03:48 | < Soren> | Yeah, unless all the cards are on the table. |
| 03:48 | < KarolineDianne> | She and I are still good friends. We broke up on a very good note. |
| 03:48 | < Soren> | I have exes I'm still friendly with. But we're pretty clear about what we want from each other. |
| 03:49 | < Soren> | I don't think I'd want to hang around someone if I still wanted to get back together and they didn't. |
| 03:50 | < Soren> | (hypothetically, I'm not in on the particulars of your situation.) |
| 03:50 | < afny> | That's why MY strategy is to burn those bridges with NAPALM |
| 03:50 | < afny> | A good strategy? Probably not. |
| 03:50 | < afny> | But it's mine. |
| 03:50 | < Soren> | You and the napalm again. |
| 03:50 | < afny> | It cheap. It's effective. |
| 03:50 | < Soren> | MAYBE I JUST WANT MY GOD-DAMN BURGER MEDIUM RARE, HUNH. |
| 03:50 | < afny> | +'s |
| 03:51 | < KarolineDianne> | Well.. I don't like burning bridges. |
| 03:52 | < KarolineDianne> | She and I are close. We were close friends before we got together, we were close friends after we broke up... Then prom happened and things got complicated. |
| 03:56 | < Soren> | Alas. |
| 03:56 | < Soren> | Although, if it's any consolation, prom(s) need not be involved for things to get very complicated. |
| 03:57 | < KarolineDianne> | Well... |
| 03:58 | < Soren> | I usually hate it when people attempt to apply quantum indeterminacy to human relationships but between the onset of puberty and about age 25, it definitely applies. |
| 03:58 | < afny> | You're pretty much in for continuously increasing complexity. |
| 03:58 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm not sure why I'm sharing this here... But yeah... She deflowered me on prom night. It was... Weird... And then she made me her booty call... And then she found some guy and ran away with him. She later told me we'd never be together again because I'm too shy and insecure to even ask her for what I want... So now we're just friends again. |
| 03:58 | < afny> | It's like evolution; you can lose traits, and you can re-evolve lost traits, but the net complexity of the system will never stop increasing. |
| 03:58 | < Soren> | becuase we seem like we're not masturbating to it? |
| 03:59 | < KarolineDianne> | Goddamnit Soren |
| 03:59 | < afny> | We aren't. |
| 03:59 | < Soren> | (I'm not. I can't speak for Cedric, later...) |
| 03:59 | | * Soren puts on his Dan Savage mask. |
| 03:59 | < Soren> | Okay, yeah, that was bad. |
| 04:00 | < Soren> | At a guess: small-town internalized homophobia. |
| 04:00 | < afny> | It's pretty creepy that you have one of those. I mean I know he's a powerful figure, but do you use it in the bedroom? |
| 04:00 | < Soren> | Your relationship with her represents things that she feels a lot of shame and social pressure about. |
| 04:00 | | * KarolineDianne so confused right now. |
| 04:00 | < Soren> | Lots of small-town queer kids are like this. |
| 04:01 | < afny> | Truth. |
| 04:01 | < Soren> | They wanna bang you, but they don't want to make it a relationship or be socially vulnerable about it. |
| 04:01 | < KarolineDianne> | I guess... |
| 04:01 | < Soren> | Example: my best friend when I was growing up, guy named David. |
| 04:01 | < afny> | Also true for kids in general! But it's especially hard for GSM people because of all the extra social pressures. |
| 04:01 | < Soren> | Very Jewish, very Orthodox family. |
| 04:02 | < KarolineDianne> | She'd call me to come hang out. Pick me up, take me to her place... Have sex with me... Then take me home. It was... Strange. It didn't feel right, but I let it happen. |
| 04:02 | | * Soren pats Karoline on the head. |
| 04:02 | < Soren> | You're not responsible for other peoples' weirdness. |
| 04:02 | < Soren> | Just your own. |
| 04:02 | < KarolineDianne> | THen when it stopped, I missed it for some reason, but I'm too much of a shy little wuss to even utter my desires to people, so she ended up just telling me it will never happen again. |
| 04:02 | < Soren> | aww. |
| 04:03 | < Soren> | Well, if it means anything, my heart goes out to you. That's a shitty thing to have happen to you. |
| 04:03 | < afny> | It's definitely easy to conflate desire for sex with desire for a relationship with a person, and really hard to separate those things after the fact. |
| 04:03 | < afny> | Like, really hard. |
| 04:03 | < Soren> | incredibly hard. |
| 04:03 | < Soren> | You could argue that's the primary challenge of adult sexuality. |
| 04:04 | < Soren> | I think the first step is just, give yourself permission to feel fucked-up about it, without assigning blame. |
| 04:04 | < KarolineDianne> | I dunno... It was like... I knew it was wrong... That she was just using me as a human vibrator, basically... But At least I had someone, you know? |
| 04:04 | < afny> | Definitely one of the bigger wrenches in the engine. |
| 04:04 | < Soren> | I know that feeling. |
| 04:05 | < KarolineDianne> | She may have been using me, but at least someone wanted me enough to use me... Whereas now I'm just... By myself. It's strange, knowing something's bad... But wanting it anyway because it's better than nothing. |
| 04:05 | < KarolineDianne> | It kinda put me in perspective and made me realize why so many girls stay with assholes. |
| 04:06 | < afny> | On the other hand, you're not in that particular situation. |
| 04:06 | < afny> | ...so silver lining. |
| 04:06 | < Soren> | Sex has a tremendous hold over people, especially when you're still young and you haven't had that many relationships. |
| 04:06 | < Soren> | Nobody is born with an innate sense of their limits and desires and how to balance them. |
| 04:07 | < Soren> | You figure that shit out by going out and getting hurt, and hopefully not too often by hurting other people. |
| 04:07 | < Soren> | It's why adolescence is such complete ass. |
| 04:08 | < Soren> | You're super vulnerable, and you're covered in sharp pokey impulses, and you're usually all crammed in together in school or in a neighborhood or a town or whatever. |
| 04:08 | < Soren> | So you cut each other. A lot. |
| 04:09 | < KarolineDianne> | :< |
| 04:09 | < afny> | And the worst part is, you don't even know you're doing it half the time |
| 04:09 | < Soren> | And there's just no easy answer besides 'go out and build up some scar tissue.' |
| 04:09 | < Soren> | Seriously. |
| 04:09 | < Soren> | You just turn around and then six years later you realize you cut someone's throat. |
| 04:10 | < Soren> | It's awful. |
| 04:10 | < KarolineDianne> | I don't like scar tissue... Or that. |
| 04:10 | | * KarolineDianne doesn't deal with mistakes very well at all. |
| 04:10 | < Soren> | I know that feeling intimately. |
| 04:10 | < KarolineDianne> | ESPECIALLY mistakes that hurt other people... |
| 04:10 | < afny> | Making mistakes, and more importantly recognizing them and internalizing them |
| 04:10 | < afny> | is both the hardest thing to do as a person and the only way to grow. |
| 04:10 | <~Noah> | Hmm, so I have lots of bricks of various sizes from 2x2 and up |
| 04:10 | < afny> | It's pretty balls. |
| 04:10 | < Soren> | Yes. What he said. |
| 04:11 | < Soren> | hahaha, and Noah is all "LEGO LEGO LEGO" in the middle of our very for seriousness. |
| 04:11 | < Soren> | well played. |
| 04:11 | <~Noah> | Yea, I was afk doing some reorganizing |
| 04:11 | < KarolineDianne> | It's probably why I'm so shy and insecure... I'm absolutely terrified of making a mistake and hurting someone, or ruining something. There is no quicksave button in real life. I can't CTRL-Z a mistake that destroys a friendship... I can't. damage is permanent... So I choose to never take risks ever... |
| 04:11 | <~Noah> | But please, go on with your balls and what not |
| 04:12 | < Soren> | Karoline: I think it's actually pretty admirable to feel that way, but I really hope you find a good way to do what you want to do and not let it paralyze you. |
| 04:13 | < Soren> | Most people have no idea of their ability to hurt other people, and when they do, often as not they just don't give a fuck. |
| 04:13 | < Soren> | I haven't solved this problem either, but I find that being honest with myself about what I want helps a little. |
| 04:13 | < afny> | And hey, that isn't very easy either |
| 04:14 | < KarolineDianne> | Yeah... |
| 04:14 | < Soren> | No, but sometimes it's pretty funny. |
| 04:14 | < afny> | and SOMETIMES... |
| 04:14 | < afny> | ...it involves... |
| 04:14 | < afny> | Motors and butts. |
| 04:14 | | * Noah shuts afny in a box. |
| 04:15 | | afny is now known as [afny] |
| 04:15 | < [afny]> | So I was just building today, and randomly two friends of mine from work a few years ago show up. |
| 04:15 | | * Noah shakes the box, as if to make shake-n-bake chicken |
| 04:16 | | * Noah pours the contents of the box onto the floor |
| 04:16 | < [afny]> | And this guy just HAPPENED to have recently |
| 04:16 | <~Noah> | Let that be a lesson to you. |
| 04:16 | < [afny]> | stop that! |
| 04:16 | < [afny]> | to have recently moved into a new one room giant box style studio apartment, and in this apartment he dumped every single bit of LEGO from his childhood |
| 04:17 | < [afny]> | And this monstrous coincidence caused me to introduce him to MFZ |
| 04:17 | < KarolineDianne> | :o |
| 04:17 | < Soren> | ohoho. |
| 04:17 | < [afny]> | Sadly the only game store left in town (which he lives right across from) doesn't do wargames or have tables. |
| 04:17 | < [afny]> | But still. It's a start. |
| 04:18 | < Soren> | That it is. |
| 04:18 | <~Noah> | Walmart sells some folding tables with handles |
| 04:19 | < KarolineDianne> | I had a 6'x4' table with a 1" lip around it custom made for me for by birthday a few years back. |
| 04:19 | < Soren> | that's pretty excellent. |
| 04:19 | < KarolineDianne> | For Warhammer, obviously... The lip is great for keeping dice and minis from getting knocked off. |
| 04:19 | < Soren> | I've thought about building a giant Lazy Susan for diorama displays and stuff. |
| 04:20 | < Soren> | just a big 4' diameter circle |
| 04:20 | < Soren> | That'd be a wicked play surface, though. |
| 04:20 | < Soren> | I guess I'll have to see what the hardware stores in KL have. |
| 04:20 | <~Noah> | Hmm |
| 04:20 | <~Noah> | That wouldn't actually be too difficult to make |
| 04:20 | < Soren> | no, hat was my thinking |
| 04:20 | < KarolineDianne> | THough, since I moved... My table's been in the garage. No room in the house for it |
| 04:21 | < Soren> | that* |
| 04:22 | | * Soren reaches up, pulls off the Dan Savage mask. |
| 04:22 | < Soren> | I think I can take that off now. It seems like relationship talk is over for now. |
| 04:23 | < [afny]> | Well I'm keeping my box. |
| 04:23 | < KarolineDianne> | Who's Dan Savage? |
| 04:23 | < [afny]> | Angry relationship advice guy |
| 04:23 | < [afny]> | Well. "Forceful". Maybe he isn't angry. |
| 04:24 | < Soren> | It depends on the topic. |
| 04:24 | < KarolineDianne> | I only know Adam Savage, who's the silly 'let's blow stuff up' guy on Mythbusters. |
| 04:24 | < Soren> | He's good at dealing with non-standard realtionships as though they are not actually bombs, which was super novel when I was 15 and needed advice abotu my non-standard relationships. |
| 04:24 | < Soren> | relationships* |
| 04:25 | < Soren> | In a nutshell. |
| 04:25 | <~Noah> | I married my internet girlfriend from 13 years ago |
| 04:25 | | * Noah does a jig? |
| 04:26 | < [afny]> | Did you meet in an AOL chatroom? |
| 04:26 | < Soren> | I married the girl who had a crush on me in church. |
| 04:26 | < Soren> | At 13. |
| 04:26 | < Soren> | Granted it was a Unitarian church, but it's still the funniest shit ever. |
| 04:26 | < [afny]> | ...so you probably have to tell a little more of that story. |
| 04:26 | < Soren> | We are the least churchy people in the universe. |
| 04:27 | < [afny]> | oh, wait. |
| 04:27 | < [afny]> | Wait. |
| 04:27 | < Soren> | We also had super permissive hippie sex ed together. |
| 04:27 | < [afny]> | You mean she had a crush on you then. |
| 04:27 | < Soren> | yes. |
| 04:27 | < [afny]> | ...not that you married her...at 13. |
| 04:27 | < [afny]> | ...I don't know why I even thought that was legal. |
| 04:27 | < Soren> | no. |
| 04:27 | < Soren> | That would be gros. |
| 04:27 | < Soren> | gross* |
| 04:27 | < [afny]> | Yes, and not very unitarian. |
| 04:27 | <~Noah> | In some places, I think it might be |
| 04:27 | | * KarolineDianne married no one. ._. |
| 04:27 | < Soren> | And we were both giant balls of horny teenage angst with tons of pokey edges. |
| 04:27 | < Soren> | Not a good scene. |
| 04:27 | < [afny]> | Hey me neither, high five. |
| 04:28 | < KarolineDianne> | Afny let's get married |
| 04:28 | < [afny]> | Only if you live in Canada. |
| 04:28 | <~Noah> | Being single has it's merits, but being married has... |
| 04:28 | <~Noah> | Uh...it has it's... |
| 04:28 | <~Noah> | Stay single, please. |
| 04:28 | | * KarolineDianne dresses Soren as the preacher or whatever. |
| 04:28 | < Soren> | oh, fuck. |
| 04:28 | < [afny]> | Or a country even cooler than Canada. |
| 04:28 | < Soren> | hee. |
| 04:28 | < Soren> | Sweden? |
| 04:28 | < Soren> | would that work? |
| 04:28 | < [afny]> | Yeah, Sweden. |
| 04:28 | < KarolineDianne> | Cedric is my bridesmaid. |
| 04:29 | < KarolineDianne> | Noah is Afny's Best Man |
| 04:29 | < KarolineDianne> | Soren, marry us. |
| 04:29 | < Soren> | Okay. |
| 04:29 | <~Noah> | Sweet, I get to do that again |
| 04:29 | < Soren> | So presumably there's maybe sorta some love here. |
| 04:29 | < [afny]> | Nah, actually. |
| 04:29 | < [afny]> | Fuck Sweden. |
| 04:29 | < [afny]> | Sweden's out. |
| 04:29 | < [afny]> | Belgium, maybe. |
| 04:29 | < Soren> | ...dammit stop ruining my opening. |
| 04:29 | <~Noah> | That's what she said |
| 04:29 | < [afny]> | Wait what. |
| 04:29 | < [afny]> | No. |
| 04:29 | < [afny]> | Back this all up. |
| 04:29 | < [afny]> | Cedric is MY bridesmaid |
| 04:30 | < [afny]> | did you even read the list. |
| 04:30 | < [afny]> | Your parents are NOT invited. |
| 04:30 | < KarolineDianne> | Fine |
| 04:30 | < KarolineDianne> | Then Noah is my bridesmaid. |
| 04:30 | < [afny]> | I don't even think you live in Belgium. |
| 04:30 | < KarolineDianne> | You can't have them both! |
| 04:30 | < [afny]> | This whole marriage is a lie! |
| 04:31 | <~Noah> | Don't I need boobs for that? |
| 04:31 | < [afny]> | This isn't about you! |
| 04:31 | | * Soren hands Noah a surgeon's catalog. |
| 04:31 | < Soren> | Get cracking. |
| 04:31 | < KarolineDianne> | Well now you're discriminating against flat-chested women, Noah! |
| 04:31 | < [afny]> | And we've already picked out your dress so you better fit in it. |
| 04:32 | < KarolineDianne> | Afny, you look great in that dress. I hope you like my tux. |
| 04:32 | < [afny]> | Yes, it's a dashing shade of turquoise. |
| 04:32 | < KarolineDianne> | I thought it would go well with your purple. |
| 04:32 | < [afny]> | I'm just going to break character here and say that I do not approve at all of that color combination. |
| 04:33 | < [afny]> | FOR THE RECORD. |
| 04:33 | < Soren> | yeeeah it's usually pretty tragic. |
| 04:33 | < KarolineDianne> | Shut up and say your vows so I can kiss you |
| 04:33 | < [afny]> | I'm going to need to see your passport. |
| 04:33 | < KarolineDianne> | We'll deal with that later |
| 04:34 | < [afny]> | Those people in the audience look an awful lot like cowboys. |
| 04:34 | < [afny]> | I don't think they have those in Europe. Or Canada, for that matter. |
| 04:34 | < Soren> | I'm officiating and I say you two say 'I do' and suck face before the cake melt. |
| 04:34 | < Soren> | +s |
| 04:34 | < KarolineDianne> | Yeah, well that ninja's wearing mittens, and the preacher is a pirate. |
| 04:35 | < [afny]> | I thought Soren was the preacher. |
| 04:35 | < [afny]> | SOREN. |
| 04:35 | < [afny]> | Are you a pirate? |
| 04:35 | < KarolineDianne> | (please say Yarrr) |
| 04:36 | | * KarolineDianne just scoops up Afny and dipkisses him. |
| 04:36 | < Soren> | yaaar! |
| 04:37 | < [afny]> | You took one of the most iconic romantic gestures in the modern film canon and ruined it by calling it a "dipkiss". |
| 04:37 | < [afny]> | It sounds so dirty. |
| 04:37 | < KarolineDianne> | Wat? |
| 04:37 | < KarolineDianne> | That's what it is... I dip you and then kiss you |
| 04:37 | < [afny]> | Well, yeah, I mean, I understood it... |
| 04:38 | < [afny]> | But when you say it like that |
| 04:38 | < [afny]> | ...dipkiss. |
| 04:38 | < [afny]> | I just think... |
| 04:38 | < [afny]> | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Butkus |
| 04:38 | < KarolineDianne> | I don't get it. |
| 04:39 | < [afny]> | It's just weird phonetically! |
| 04:39 | < Soren> | It's one of those terms that sounds like it should be filthy, but isn't. |
| 04:39 | < [afny]> | Like kumquat. |
| 04:39 | < Soren> | yes. |
| 04:41 | < KarolineDianne> | You guys are silly. |
| 04:41 | < KarolineDianne> | Now, as your wife, I legally own half your legos. |
| 04:41 | < Soren> | No. AF is silly. I'm ridiculous. |
| 04:41 | < [afny]> | Ludicrous, even. |
| 04:42 | < KarolineDianne> | And since all my Frames are made with my Stepbrother's legos, none of them are yours. |
| 04:42 | | * KarolineDianne wins |
| 04:42 | < [afny]> | I want a divorce. |
| 04:42 | < [afny]> | This isn't Belgium at ALL. |
| 04:42 | < KarolineDianne> | I still come away with half your stuff. :D |
| 04:42 | < [afny]> | We'll see how the judge/pirate sees it! |
| 04:42 | < [afny]> | I'll see you in maritime court! |
| 04:42 | < KarolineDianne> | OKay honey~ <3 |
| 04:42 | | * Soren takes all your shit, and your clothes, then makes you walk the plank. |
| 04:43 | | * [afny] no regrets |
| 04:43 | < Soren> | yaaar, motherfuckers. |
| 04:43 | | * [afny] eaten by shark |
| 04:43 | | * KarolineDianne is saved by the shark-mermaid and becomes a princess. |
| 04:43 | < Soren> | She be blessed by the sea! |
| 04:43 | < [afny]> | That sounds like the Disney adaptation of my story. |
| 04:43 | < [afny]> | Is she a shark on the top half or on the bottom half |
| 04:43 | <~Noah> | This is the worse fanfic ever |
| 04:44 | < [afny]> | well it'd be worse if she was a shark on the top half. |
| 04:44 | < KarolineDianne> | Did I mention the shark-mermaid is a futa? And she's far more impressive than you were, Afny. We're through. |
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| 04:44 | < Soren_> | Now, t' find me some ointment for me bunghole... |
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| 04:44 | | Soren_ is now known as Soren |
| 04:44 | < [afny]> | Well I think we've safely confirmed that the shark half is on the top. |
| 04:44 | < Soren> | It be itchy down where the biglewater collects. |
| 04:44 | < Soren> | bilge* |
| 04:45 | < [afny]> | Aye, that's what 'appens when you don't swab the poop deck. |
| 04:45 | < Soren> | Aye. |
| 04:45 | < KarolineDianne> | oh dear. |
| 04:45 | | * [afny] nods. |
| 04:45 | < [afny]> | Aye. |
| 04:46 | < KarolineDianne> | How did we go from MF0 to relationship troubles to me marrying Afny? |
| 04:46 | < [afny]> | It makes a lot more sense if you view it holistically. |
| 04:46 | < Soren> | by MAGIC |
| 04:46 | < [afny]> | Yeah, or magic maybe. |
| 04:47 | | * Soren rides a trail of levitating sparkles pooped out by a unicorn. |
| 04:47 | < Soren> | WHEEEEEEEEE |
| 04:47 | < KarolineDianne> | :O |
| 04:48 | < Soren> | If you have IRC whiplash, i understand. |
| 04:48 | <~Noah> | A wizard did it. |
| 04:49 | | * Soren puts on his robe and wizard hat. |
| 04:50 | < [afny]> | Wizard needs food badly. |
| 04:50 | < KarolineDianne> | Soren is a pirate wizard |
| 04:50 | < KarolineDianne> | Stop multiclassing you munchkin |
| 04:50 | < Soren> | That's a reference to some fairly old IRC humor that dear god you do not want me to look up for you. |
| 04:51 | < Soren> | Also, yay Munchkin! My family plays every Christmas. |
| 04:51 | <~Noah> | Good stuff |
| 04:51 | < KarolineDianne> | I have Star Munchkin, but I don't really play it ever. |
| 04:51 | < [afny]> | I have the original and some of the expansions. |
| 04:51 | < [afny]> | Such a good party game. |
| 04:52 | < Soren> | yeah. |
| 04:52 | <~Noah> | I prefer Fluxx |
| 04:53 | < [afny]> | I have the same problem with the concept of "powergaming" as I do with the concept of "cheap" tactics in Starcraft. |
| 04:53 | < KarolineDianne> | Munchkin is fun sometimes... But it grates on my nerves after a bit. |
| 04:54 | < [afny]> | You shouldn't complain about players who make the system work for them; you should complain about the system that allows itself to be broken so easily. |
| 04:54 | < Soren> | I broadly agree, but there's something to be said for decorum. |
| 04:54 | < [afny]> | Oh, completely, and you can still have fun with a bad system if your friends aren't assholes. |
| 04:54 | < Soren> | abusing exploits against someone who doesn't know the exploits as well is uncool. |
| 04:54 | < Soren> | if you both do, then yeah, work that shit. |
| 04:55 | < [afny]> | Well, in a competitive game that's especially true, but in games that are co-op or "pve", as most tabletop games generally are |
| 04:56 | < [afny]> | either find a system that isn't fundamentally broken, or don't complain |
| 04:56 | < Soren> | fair enough. |
| 04:56 | < [afny]> | Er, by tabletop games I meant pen and paper roleplaying games |
| 04:57 | < Soren> | I figured. |
| 04:57 | < [afny]> | ALSO |
| 04:57 | < [afny]> | You can't take Munchkin seriously. |
| 04:57 | < [afny]> | If you play it wrong, you'll get very mad and break your controller. If you play it right, you'll still break your controller, but you won't hate your friends. |
| 04:57 | < KarolineDianne> | I've been in a game or two where everyone has great, interesting, well rounded characters... Except that one guy who tailored their character to have all the most plusses, and they're unstoppable because they exploit every loophole there is. |
| 04:57 | < [afny]> | Er...there was supposed to be a Mario Party analogy in there somewhere. |
| 04:58 | < [afny]> | On second thought fuck Mario Party. |
| 04:59 | < Soren> | I know what you mean by that. |
| 04:59 | < Soren> | but. |
| 04:59 | < Soren> | The first place my mind took it is 'Mario Orgy'. |
| 04:59 | < KarolineDianne> | Stuff such as... Having a spell they can cast every turn without preperation, that has no limit to how many times it can be used, that always hits, ignores armor, and does about 100 damage a turn. |
| 05:00 | < [afny]> | Sadly not the first time my mind has been to a place called that. |
| 05:00 | | * Soren gets in the box of shame. |
| 05:00 | | Soren is now known as [Soren] |
| 05:00 | <~Noah> | Yea, that's standard in D&D 4.0 |
| 05:00 | < [afny]> | Don't let Noah shake you. It isn't pleasant. |
| 05:00 | < [afny]> | I haven't played any 4.0, and I've never played 3.0/3.5 with a large pool of classes beyond the default |
| 05:01 | < [afny]> | So I've never seen any ridiculous fucking builds like that. |
| 05:01 | < KarolineDianne> | Or having a character with over 50 touch AC via an ungodly amount of minmaxing and pristige classing and insane magic items. |
| 05:01 | < [afny]> | But again, if you can do that with the system, why use the system. |
| 05:01 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm talking about 3.5/Pathfinder |
| 05:01 | < KarolineDianne> | I abhor 4e with every fiber of my being. It's... Kinda one of those topics that I can't be pleasant about. |
| 05:01 | < [afny]> | Use a new system, or talk to your DM and tell them you want some restrictions, either on multiclassing, or on cheese in general. |
| 05:01 | <~Noah> | 4.0 is actually pretty neat, but it changes a lot about the actual story and world of D&D, maybe for the better, I'm not sure |
| 05:02 | < [afny]> | Your problem is one of two things: your group is putting too much stock in the rules, or you aren't playing with the right people. |
| 05:02 | < KarolineDianne> | It was only one person in the group |
| 05:02 | < KarolineDianne> | Everyone else was great... Except him. |
| 05:02 | < [Soren]> | I think if either of those things are true, you're looking at the whole endeavor wrong. |
| 05:02 | < KarolineDianne> | And he did it every campaign. |
| 05:03 | < [afny]> | Well if I was the DM |
| 05:03 | < [afny]> | I would literally just cheat to kill him until he got the message. |
| 05:03 | < [Soren]> | I think you should all be able to play by the rules, balls-out, and have a good time. |
| 05:03 | < [afny]> | Yeah, exactly, which is why I think the FIRST place you should look for the problem is the rules. |
| 05:03 | < [afny]> | A lot of people don't agree, and will fight to play with their broken systems forever, and I can't really change their minds. |
| 05:04 | < [Soren]> | 's is true. |
| 05:04 | < KarolineDianne> | Sure, Afny, but when we have a group of well rounded players and this one asshole -has- to be the super-saiyan every simgle time... |
| 05:04 | < [afny]> | But if your ruleset isn't fucking Hamurabi's code, then maybe you can address some problems in it. |
| 05:04 | < [afny]> | That guy just sounds like a douche. |
| 05:04 | < KarolineDianne> | Yeah, he was. |
| 05:04 | < KarolineDianne> | His characters were all douches too. |
| 05:04 | < [Soren]> | I think you more or less have to address social problems within the ruleset, or at least plan for them. |
| 05:05 | < KarolineDianne> | ALl of them were rich, snobby aristocrats who had no morals at all. |
| 05:05 | < [afny]> | Well, again, it's more or less the DM's job to address that kind of thing. A talented DM would address it in game. |
| 05:05 | < [Soren]> | Like, perpetual personal frustration: Every time someone has tried to get me to play an RPG, I have said "can I do this?" and the response is "That's not how you play." |
| 05:06 | < KarolineDianne> | I suppose, but our DM was generally a nice guy who never did anything to upset anyone. |
| 05:06 | < [afny]> | A common problem, and one that stems from both limiting systems and even more limited interpretations of those systems. |
| 05:06 | < [Soren]> | And I point to whatever source material they tried to snag me with and say "But this is what I was looking forward to" and nonsense happens. |
| 05:07 | < KarolineDianne> | That kinda sucks. A skilled GM rolls witht he punches and works in a way for the players to do what they want, unless the players are being stupid. |
| 05:07 | < [Soren]> | So I just bailed on the concept after one game, and I haven't felt a lack. |
| 05:07 | < [Soren]> | I get my storytelling jollies in other ways. |
| 05:07 | < KarolineDianne> | We shot a boat at a giant worm once. |
| 05:07 | < [Soren]> | I think there are tons of people out there like that who get selected out, and then you have the perpetual douche-player problem. |
| 05:08 | < [afny]> | Yeah, a good dnd group comes along once in a lifetime |
| 05:08 | < [afny]> | or [insert rpg here] group |
| 05:09 | < [Soren]> | in my example, traveller. |
| 05:09 | < [Soren]> | But yeah. |
| 05:09 | | * KarolineDianne is watching Green mile.. |
| 05:09 | < KarolineDianne> | Gods, I love this movie |
| 05:09 | < [Soren]> | Like, I'm presumably into all the right shit... but I'm into it in a way that is not really supported by the environment or the rules. |
| 05:10 | < KarolineDianne> | If that happens, a good GM finds a way for it to work. |
| 05:10 | < KarolineDianne> | The rules are there to add structure to the story. If there's no way in the rules for it to work, fudge it so it does. |
| 05:11 | < [Soren]> | I think if a system requires something as nebulous and poorly-defined as 'good' in a single person with a lot of power, the first thing that needs to happen is a revolution. |
| 05:11 | < KarolineDianne> | There's no sense in halting a story just because the rules don't have an entry about launching galleons at giant worms. |
| 05:11 | < [afny]> | Oh fuck, don't get me started on alignments. |
| 05:11 | < [Soren]> | I mean, we try not to run real-world social structures like that anymore. |
| 05:12 | < [Soren]> | I have always been a fan of cheerful, good-natured amorality, m'self. |
| 05:12 | < KarolineDianne> | Hey...! I like the alignments...! |
| 05:12 | | * KarolineDianne is neutral good! |
| 05:12 | < [afny]> | Then you're PART OF THE PROBLEM. |
| 05:13 | < [afny]> | I'm okay with the 3.5 alignment system with ONE caveat; that the DM CONSTANTLY be adjusting the values based on even small actions of the players, so that they remain completely fluid |
| 05:13 | < KarolineDianne> | Though I admit they're less applicable to people... But I think they work perfectly for extraplanar outsiders from aligned planes. |
| 05:13 | < [afny]> | but at that point, why have them at all? |
| 05:13 | <~Noah> | I like them too, but I didn't let my characters select them, they started at neutral neutral unless a class specified otherwise, and I kept tallies on their alignment shifts |
| 05:13 | < [afny]> | The shitty thing about alignments is that they restrict your play without you even knowing it |
| 05:13 | < [afny]> | ./ |
| 05:14 | < KarolineDianne> | To me, things like demons and devils -are- evil, because it's their nature to be so. They're physical embodiments of moral concepts, just as the outer planes are manifestations of ideas. A demon is evil because it just is. |
| 05:14 | < KarolineDianne> | People are more complicated, so the alignments are a little more iffy there. |
| 05:15 | < [afny]> | I've always been a much bigger fan of stories that invert or lampshade the idea that angels are good, demons are evil. |
| 05:15 | < KarolineDianne> | But things like angels, demons, malevolent undead... Etc. Alighnments work there. I mean, where else will that Holy longsword actually do something? |
| 05:15 | < KarolineDianne> | I personally hate when they do that. |
| 05:15 | < [afny]> | As a storyteller, limiting any character by "alignment" is just shooting yourself in the foot. |
| 05:16 | <~Noah> | I just told my players to play how they wanted, and I would alert them when something would shift their alignment, about 90 percent of the time, people ended up at an alignment they were comfortable with |
| 05:16 | < [afny]> | Most of my favorite stories that involve religious subtext usually paint 'demons' in a morally ambiguous light, and angels in an authoritarian one. |
| 05:16 | < KarolineDianne> | Unless it's the character's nature. LIke the fae in the Dresden Files universe... There's no such thing as free will. THey do what they do because it's their nature to do so. |
| 05:17 | < [Soren]> | I've never been comfortable with the idea that a power or position is indelibly attainted with a moral character |
| 05:17 | < [afny]> | Also, that's the problem with the alignment system. If it exists, player subconsciously allow themselves to play into it. They become comfortable in an alignment, but it limits them so much. |
| 05:17 | < [Soren]> | The real world doesn't work like that. Worlds that work like that make for bad fiction that can't address anything human or meaningful. |
| 05:17 | < [afny]> | If they have an alignment, even one they've "become comfortable with", they stop considering their character's past, or his motivations that don't directly line up with the alignment. |
| 05:18 | < [afny]> | Yeah, so, in conclusion, everyone in the box of shame hates alignments. |
| 05:18 | <~Noah> | I find that limiting themselves enhances their roleplay, especially when they decide to start shifting on their own, and they have to push their roleplay to the new alignment |
| 05:18 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm pretty sure I know my characters' motivations with or without the system. |
| 05:18 | <~Noah> | I think it broadens them |
| 05:19 | < [afny]> | I think it can be helpful for novice storytellers or new players. It's like a box of crayons. |
| 05:19 | < [afny]> | But a system with no alignments is like a set of oil pants. |
| 05:19 | < [afny]> | ...PAINTS. |
| 05:19 | < [Soren]> | Back to the official topic of chat: one of the reasons the world we built is the way it is is that I want three different flavors of good for people to have to pick from, and for none of those to be the 'good' or 'right' choice. |
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| 05:19 | < MittenNinja> | Heyo |
| 05:19 | <~Noah> | Well, in games like GURPS, everything is grey and gray |
| 05:19 | < [Soren]> | hi ho! |
| 05:19 | < [afny]> | o/ |
| 05:19 | < MittenNinja> | whats up guys? |
| 05:20 | < [afny]> | GURPS is just a loose framework, though. |
| 05:20 | | * [Soren] starts compiling a list. |
| 05:20 | < KarolineDianne> | Hey Mittenninja! |
| 05:20 | < [afny]> | The beautiful thing is, you could easily play out a stark morality tale in GURPS. |
| 05:20 | < KarolineDianne> | You missed the wedding! |
| 05:20 | < MittenNinja> | What? |
| 05:20 | <~Noah> | And alignment didn't really matter much unless the story teller gave you a quirk or bonus for something |
| 05:20 | < MittenNinja> | was it consumated too? |
| 05:20 | < [afny]> | No, it was a sham. |
| 05:20 | < MittenNinja> | ah |
| 05:20 | < KarolineDianne> | You were going to me my bridesmaid! |
| 05:20 | < [Soren]> | We had a discussion that started out being about robots but devolved into anal sex, relationship dynamics, and then it got a little nuts. |
| 05:20 | < KarolineDianne> | But then you didn't show up. |
| 05:20 | < MittenNinja> | sounds about right |
| 05:21 | <~Noah> | But I found the same players played the same way in GURPS and D&D, just with the mechanical effect of alignment, ie, spells, classes, ect |
| 05:21 | < [afny]> | Eh, I guess I'd argue that those people approached GURPS with a DnD mindset. |
| 05:21 | <~Noah> | Or they approached D&D with a GURPS mindset |
| 05:21 | < [afny]> | No, not that. |
| 05:21 | <~Noah> | Since that was the system we started with |
| 05:22 | < [afny]> | Okay, well let's not call it a DnD mindset. |
| 05:22 | < [afny]> | Let's call it a limited understanding of moral complexity. |
| 05:22 | < [afny]> | The way MFZ handles "aligned" factions and morality is much more elegant than, say, Warhammer. |
| 05:22 | < KarolineDianne> | Thing is... With or without the alignment system, I prefer playing goodnatured characters. |
| 05:22 | < [afny]> | Or the "aligned" planes in DnD. |
| 05:23 | < KarolineDianne> | Unless I'm just in the mood to play someone not nice, I'm always the kindhearted, good-natured paladin-type |
| 05:23 | <~Noah> | KarolineDianne: Well, exactly, and a lot of played fall into an alignment on their own. It was much more passive in our games than I've seen some games do it |
| 05:23 | < KarolineDianne> | It's just who I am. |
| 05:24 | < MittenNinja> | I really like playing the good natured character with a not so good natured approach to things |
| 05:24 | < MittenNinja> | Han Solo for example |
| 05:24 | < KarolineDianne> | Yeah... No. |
| 05:24 | < MittenNinja> | the scoundrel type |
| 05:24 | <~Noah> | Chaotic good? |
| 05:24 | < MittenNinja> | with CN leanings |
| 05:25 | <~Noah> | Yea, that's probably the most common alignment |
| 05:25 | < KarolineDianne> | I play the person who leaves all violence as a last resort, and will even heal her foes after they've laid down their arms. |
| 05:25 | <~Noah> | As that lends to the adventurer type pretty well |
| 05:25 | < MittenNinja> | True, but I like leaning far enough into the N column that it even comes close to Evil at times |
| 05:25 | < MittenNinja> | Just to keep everyone on their toes |
| 05:25 | < [afny]> | In systems where I need to pick an alignment |
| 05:26 | < [afny]> | I always pick Neutral Evil to represent human nature, and then just play my character without considering my alignment. |
| 05:26 | < MittenNinja> | think a combination of Mal and Jayne from firefly |
| 05:26 | < KarolineDianne> | Jayne is a girl's name. |
| 05:26 | <~Noah> | Yea, like I said, under my system, you did whatever, and I would record any particular shift, ranging from -10 to 10, with -50 to 50 C-L and E-G |
| 05:27 | < MittenNinja> | yes it is kd, yes it is |
| 05:28 | <~Noah> | You might do something good, but if it wasn't lawful, you might shift to chaotic, depending on the degree of change |
| 05:28 | < MittenNinja> | everytime I type kd, i go back and read it as "kid" |
| 05:28 | < KarolineDianne> | Me too. Just call me Karla, Karol, or something. :P |
| 05:29 | <~Noah> | can I call you Fishcake? |
| 05:29 | < KarolineDianne> | Ew...? |
| 05:30 | <~Noah> | SpaceChem joke, lol |
| 05:30 | < KarolineDianne> | I will have you know there is nothing fishy about me at all |
| 05:32 | < KarolineDianne> | >.> |
| 05:35 | < [Soren]> | We're all trying not to say anything! |
| 05:35 | < KarolineDianne> | >.< |
| 05:37 | < KarolineDianne> | Great, I killed the channel. |
| 05:37 | < KarolineDianne> | ;.; |
| 05:38 | < [afny]> | I don't have any more cheesecake. |
| 05:38 | | * [Soren] administers CPR to the channel |
| 05:38 | | * KarolineDianne takes photos and posts them online as yaoi |
| 05:39 | < [afny]> | I think you're misinterpreting the subject matter. |
| 05:40 | | * [Soren] gives in to her darker impulses and licks Karoline |
| 05:40 | < [Soren]> | FINE. |
| 05:40 | < [Soren]> | I WAS GONNA BE GOOD. |
| 05:40 | < [Soren]> | also, not fishy. |
| 05:40 | < [Soren]> | his* |
| 05:40 | < [Soren]> | god damn fucking autocomplete. |
| 05:40 | | * KarolineDianne eeks and squirms! |
| 05:41 | | * KarolineDianne baps Soren with an ST-07 Chub! |
| 05:41 | | * [Soren] makes a noise like a water balloon full of meat exploding |
| 05:41 | <~Noah> | http://goo.gl/kl46K |
| 05:41 | < [Soren]> | SQUISHPLORPSPLATWHUMP |
| 05:42 | < [afny]> | Adventure Time is the one place I accept the classic 9 alignments. |
| 05:43 | < KarolineDianne> | Ah, Adventure time.' |
| 05:43 | < KarolineDianne> | Still don't have a crush on Marceline. Nope. Not at all. |
| 05:43 | | * KarolineDianne must have a thing for vampires... o.o |
| 05:44 | < KarolineDianne> | That, and how she can pull off so many different outfits so well... Black dress... Flanel jacket and jeans... Sundress and wide-brimmed hat... Hair half shaven... Like really. She has so many different looks... And they all work. |
| 05:44 | < KarolineDianne> | It's amazing. |
| 05:44 | < [Soren]> | that's good character design for you. |
| 05:44 | < [afny]> | Pendleton Ward is pretty great at it. |
| 05:44 | < KarolineDianne> | I can't tell if she's goth, a cowgirl, orwhat |
| 05:44 | <~Noah> | Pretty sure you just have a boner for her |
| 05:44 | < [afny]> | All his character designs are incredible. |
| 05:44 | < KarolineDianne> | How can I have a boner I don't even have a penis |
| 05:44 | <~Noah> | I want to be 13 so I can chase flame princess |
| 05:45 | <~Noah> | A metaphorical boner |
| 05:45 | < KarolineDianne> | Flame princess omfg |
| 05:45 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh. |
| 05:45 | < KarolineDianne> | Well, okay. |
| 05:45 | < KarolineDianne> | Sure |
| 05:45 | < [afny]> | Well, you see, regardless of sex, all humans who experience sexual arousal experience a change in bloodflow to "erectile tissue" in their nether regions. |
| 05:45 | < [afny]> | The technical term, I believe, is "ladyboner". |
| 05:46 | < [Soren]> | We're some educational motherfuckers in here. |
| 05:46 | | * [afny] draws a star across the screen |
| 05:46 | < KarolineDianne> | Apparently I'm Guy. http://www.twogag.com/archives/297 |
| 05:47 | < [Soren]> | apparently. |
| 05:47 | <~Noah> | Haha, a metaphorical vagina |
| 05:48 | < KarolineDianne> | You know, I'm liking hanging out here a lot more. I'm all loosened up and comfortable here now. |
| 05:48 | < KarolineDianne> | This is great |
| 05:48 | < [Soren]> | I'm glad! |
| 05:48 | | [Soren] is now known as Soren |
| 05:49 | < Soren> | aaaah. Out of the box at last. |
| 05:49 | < KarolineDianne> | I don't feel like a little girl, too scared to have fun around all the big adults |
| 05:49 | < KarolineDianne> | What's the box for? |
| 05:49 | < [afny]> | Well mine contains my liquid remains. |
| 05:49 | < [afny]> | He was just a poser. |
| 05:50 | < Soren> | I put myself in the box of shame. I forget why. |
| 05:50 | < MittenNinja> | it was probably deserved |
| 05:50 | < KarolineDianne> | Probably because your metaphorical vagina is your butt. |
| 05:50 | <~Noah> | KarolineDianne: Good, I don't feel like a little girl either, yay!~ |
| 05:51 | | * KarolineDianne puts a bow in Noah's hair. :I |
| 05:51 | < MittenNinja> | So after more digging on bricklink, i come to find that there aren't dark green 2x2 radar dishes either |
| 05:51 | < MittenNinja> | lamesauce |
| 05:51 | <~Noah> | None at all? |
| 05:51 | < MittenNinja> | they do not exist |
| 05:52 | < KarolineDianne> | I made a big order the other day. SHould be here soon... Sadly, the guy's store had -no- travis bricks... And I need some. I just can't really spend too much money right now. |
| 05:52 | < MittenNinja> | Yeah, its hard to find a vendor that has a decent amount of them for less than .35 |
| 05:52 | < Soren> | Karoline: I have some excess. How many? |
| 05:52 | <~Noah> | Hopefully my proper bricks from Dianne will show up in the mail, and I can give her a positive review for at least following throw with fixing my order |
| 05:53 | < MittenNinja> | and you can get them for that off pick a brick |
| 05:53 | < MittenNinja> | but they take foooooooorrrrrrreeeeeeeeeevvveeeeeeeerrrr to get to you |
| 05:53 | <~Noah> | Dianne? I mean Dawn |
| 05:53 | < KarolineDianne> | Apparently Noah's thinking of me. |
| 05:53 | <~Noah> | Apparently |
| 05:54 | < KarolineDianne> | Soren: I really only need two for what I'm trying to make, for the legs, but after that I'll have none. |
| 05:54 | | * Soren counts out eight |
| 05:54 | < Soren> | Sound good? |
| 05:54 | < KarolineDianne> | You don't need to send me yours, dear. Don't worry. I'll figure something out. |
| 05:54 | < Soren> | Pff. Shut up and take them. |
| 05:55 | < Soren> | I have a drawer full, a bag of overflow, and I'm giving everybody else free cool shit. |
| 05:55 | < KarolineDianne> | I... Hrmm... |
| 05:55 | < KarolineDianne> | I may or may not be hesitant to toss my address out in the open... ^^; |
| 05:55 | < [afny]> | Obviously don't do that |
| 05:55 | < [afny]> | there's a /msg function |
| 05:56 | < KarolineDianne> | I did not know that. |
| 05:56 | < Soren> | you can send it to me by email - firstname dot lastname at gmail.com. |
| 05:56 | <~Noah> | 4515 Herman Snyder Way, Strawberry Plains TN 37871 |
| 05:56 | < Soren> | haha. |
| 05:56 | <~Noah> | Legos only please, no letter bombs |
| 05:56 | < [afny]> | what about LEGO bombs |
| 05:56 | < KarolineDianne> | :O |
| 05:56 | <~Noah> | Acceptable, defusing bombs is fun when there's a reward |
| 05:56 | < MittenNinja> | BAH |
| 05:56 | < MittenNinja> | pick a brick lied to me |
| 05:57 | < KarolineDianne> | Soren's gonna send me a bunch of legos in the shape of a big penis, isn't he? |
| 05:57 | < MittenNinja> | their "dark green" is really just green |
| 05:57 | < Soren> | I wasn;t before, but now... |
| 05:57 | < MittenNinja> | that'd be hillarious |
| 05:57 | < MittenNinja> | doooooo it |
| 05:57 | < [afny]> | I didn't mean a bomb with lego as a payload, I just meant...little microscale bombs... |
| 05:57 | < Soren> | I dunno. |
| 05:57 | < [afny]> | BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK. |
| 05:57 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm just gonna let you know... I'm not using a lego dildo. |
| 05:57 | < Soren> | It's no fun unless it's functional, and cylinder bricks cost money. |
| 05:57 | < KarolineDianne> | Even if it's all the round pieces, I'm not doing it. |
| 05:57 | < [afny]> | That sounds painful as fuck. |
| 05:57 | < [afny]> | What if a piece came off?! |
| 05:57 | < KarolineDianne> | Exactly |
| 05:57 | < MittenNinja> | Yeah, dont think anyone was expecting you to |
| 05:58 | < KarolineDianne> | Why did I have to open my big mouth |
| 05:58 | < KarolineDianne> | xD |
| 05:58 | < MittenNinja> | BTW soren |
| 05:58 | < MittenNinja> | i was totally thinking of using those hoth helmets for pauldrons too |
| 05:58 | < Soren> | Yeah, I saw some cheap and it just had to happen. |
| 05:59 | < MittenNinja> | I want the endor ones too, but there like 1.50 to 2 bucks a pop |
| 05:59 | < Soren> | Should give her a name, actually. |
| 05:59 | < MittenNinja> | the lego penis? |
| 05:59 | < KarolineDianne> | Shouldn't that be a he? |
| 05:59 | < [afny]> | Dildos are like boats. |
| 05:59 | < MittenNinja> | its inanimate |
| 06:00 | < KarolineDianne> | But it's phallic. That makes it male... Unless it's part of like, a futa or something. |
| 06:00 | < MittenNinja> | other inanimate objects are often referred to shes |
| 06:00 | < KarolineDianne> | Unless you're German. |
| 06:00 | < MittenNinja> | cars are not feminine at all |
| 06:00 | < KarolineDianne> | Then everything has a gender. |
| 06:00 | < MittenNinja> | their called shes |
| 06:00 | < MittenNinja> | well muscle cars n stuff |
| 06:00 | < Soren> | This went a much more fascinating place than I expected it to. |
| 06:00 | < MittenNinja> | hahaha |
| 06:00 | < MittenNinja> | thats what were here for |
| 06:00 | < Soren> | more or less! |
| 06:01 | <~Noah> | http://goo.gl/3UK9N - This is a thing that exists |
| 06:01 | < KarolineDianne> | I spent two years in a German class learning the der/die/das of everything. I remember that miniskirts are male... |
| 06:01 | < [afny]> | oh my god |
| 06:01 | | * KarolineDianne shudder |
| 06:01 | < [afny]> | how do you say it |
| 06:01 | < KarolineDianne> | I forget, lemme look it up |
| 06:02 | <~Noah> | That's why I like Esperanto. All nouns end in -o |
| 06:03 | < KarolineDianne> | Der Minirock |
| 06:03 | < KarolineDianne> | Der being masculine. Die is feminine. Das is neuter. |
| 06:03 | < KarolineDianne> | So miniskirts are male |
| 06:04 | <~Noah> | Where's Cedric, he could have told us pretty instantly |
| 06:04 | | Dukayn [dcfd27d8@Nightstar-ef290c21.mibbit.com] has joined #mf0 |
| 06:04 | < Soren> | the Duke! |
| 06:04 | < Soren> | You need to go read the logs right now |
| 06:04 | < Dukayn> | sup |
| 06:04 | < Soren> | They are magical. |
| 06:04 | < [afny]> | Maybe bring a helmet. |
| 06:04 | < Soren> | Maybe two helmets. |
| 06:04 | < KarolineDianne> | btw, is there a way for me to get an actual account here so I don't have to log on as a guest name every time? |
| 06:05 | < KarolineDianne> | Or is that just how you log on? |
| 06:05 | < KarolineDianne> | And anyone could log on with my name at any time...? |
| 06:05 | <~Noah> | KarolineDianne: /msg nickserv help |
| 06:06 | < Dukayn> | yeah I should do that too I guess :P |
| 06:06 | <~Noah> | Yea, and it's necessary when I go looking to promote some of you to half-ops |
| 06:08 | < MittenNinja> | aaaaaand registered |
| 06:08 | < Soren> | I was just regging my nick, so you can poke me if you need handholding. |
| 06:08 | < Soren> | I suspect I'll be back in here a fair bit. |
| 06:09 | < MittenNinja> | good to hear |
| 06:09 | < KarolineDianne> | and... Registered! |
| 06:09 | < KarolineDianne> | yay~ |
| 06:10 | < Dukayn> | done and done |
| 06:10 | | * Noah golf claps |
| 06:10 | | * Soren does the nick registration dance |
| 06:10 | < Soren> | FEELS SO GOOD |
| 06:10 | < KarolineDianne> | That's what he said |
| 06:12 | < [afny]> | I feel like I'm late to the party. I've just registered my nick and everyone else is drunk. |
| 06:12 | < [afny]> | I decided to keep the box. |
| 06:12 | < MittenNinja> | I'm sober, for now |
| 06:12 | < KarolineDianne> | Hey, I am not druk, I don't even drink |
| 06:12 | < [afny]> | IT WAS A METAPHOR. |
| 06:12 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm just half-asleep |
| 06:12 | < MittenNinja> | your typing denotes otherwise |
| 06:12 | < Soren> | I am a little buzzed, I will admit. |
| 06:13 | < Soren> | But I'm not meaningfully less weird or exuberant completely sober. So. |
| 06:13 | < Dukayn> | I am drunk on sweet chilli rice crackers and cream cheese. |
| 06:13 | < Soren> | mmm. |
| 06:13 | < Dukayn> | OM NOM NOM |
| 06:13 | < KarolineDianne> | You know, I just thought of the best joke ever, but I can't use it yet. |
| 06:13 | <~Noah> | I wish I had a proper drink |
| 06:13 | < Soren> | Non? |
| 06:13 | < Soren> | Now I gotta know. |
| 06:13 | < [afny]> | With that kind of setup, there's no WAY your comedy will flop. |
| 06:14 | <~Noah> | Just have some Blue Ribbon, the cold piss that it is |
| 06:14 | < MittenNinja> | I miss Grain Belt |
| 06:14 | < [afny]> | I do not think that it's a coincidence that I quit drinking shortly after downing a case of PBR. |
| 06:14 | < MittenNinja> | probably isnt |
| 06:15 | < KarolineDianne> | PBR? |
| 06:15 | < MittenNinja> | yeah |
| 06:15 | < KarolineDianne> | wassat |
| 06:15 | < MittenNinja> | pabst blue ribbon |
| 06:15 | < [afny]> | Piss in a can. |
| 06:15 | < Soren> | yes. |
| 06:15 | < MittenNinja> | really cheap shitty beer |
| 06:15 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh |
| 06:15 | < Dukayn> | We call it "Fosters" here |
| 06:15 | < Dukayn> | and export it to the US and UK |
| 06:15 | < MittenNinja> | Yeah I dont touch that stuff either |
| 06:15 | < [afny]> | Pretty sure we export PBR to East Asia |
| 06:15 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh, Duka, you missed the wedding. |
| 06:16 | < MittenNinja> | Grain Belt is my cheap beer of choice |
| 06:16 | < Soren> | It's proof that the deaths of diabetic horses are long, painful, and keep breweries in business for decades. |
| 06:16 | < MittenNinja> | and I cant get it out here in the rockies |
| 06:16 | <~Noah> | I like Blue Moon and it's seasonals |
| 06:16 | < KarolineDianne> | Afni and I are married now. Or we were, we divorced right after. |
| 06:16 | < KarolineDianne> | I took half his legos, then Judge Soren made us walk the plank. |
| 06:16 | < MittenNinja> | hahahaha |
| 06:16 | < Soren> | It was one of those weddings. |
| 06:16 | < [afny]> | Then she married a shark mermaid, but it quickly became apparent that the shark half was on top. |
| 06:17 | < KarolineDianne> | She had a nice ass. |
| 06:17 | < KarolineDianne> | What can I say |
| 06:17 | < [afny]> | I was eaten by sharks (with shark parts on both the top and the bottom), but personally I think it was a mercy. |
| 06:17 | < Dukayn> | o_O |
| 06:17 | < Soren> | I told you. |
| 06:17 | < Soren> | The logs are special. |
| 06:17 | < KarolineDianne> | xD |
| 06:17 | < Dukayn> | You did |
| 06:17 | < Dukayn> | I hadn't got to that part |
| 06:17 | < Dukayn> | I was reading KD's fawning over Mittens :P |
| 06:17 | < Soren> | haha |
| 06:18 | < KarolineDianne> | You mean my fangirling? |
| 06:18 | < Dukayn> | Yeah |
| 06:19 | < Dukayn> | It was so heartfelt, I almost cried. |
| 06:19 | < Dukayn> | Not really. |
| 06:19 | < Dukayn> | I'm a sarcastic asshole. |
| 06:19 | < KarolineDianne> | Also, shark-mermaid was inspired by this: http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/140/b/d/no_swimming_by_sharpie91-d50eza0. png I saw it on Deviantart the other day. |
| 06:19 | <~Noah> | Well, I have to be up early-ish, and I have school tomorrow, so I'm gonna cut out now |
| 06:19 | < KarolineDianne> | See ya, Noah! |
| 06:19 | < Soren> | 'gnight! |
| 06:20 | < KarolineDianne> | Duka you ass, I thought you were being serious. |
| 06:20 | < Dukayn> | Night Noah |
| 06:20 | | * Soren waits for the slap |
| 06:20 | < KarolineDianne> | I was like 'D'awww' but no, you went and killed it |
| 06:20 | < Dukayn> | You should never assume that about me |
| 06:21 | < [afny]> | Salut Noah |
| 06:22 | < Dukayn> | My kids are watching Totoro. I love it. |
| 06:22 | < MittenNinja> | later noah! |
| 06:22 | < Soren> | God, I love that movie. |
| 06:23 | < MittenNinja> | I never seemd to enjoy it as much as everyone else did |
| 06:23 | < KarolineDianne> | d'aww! |
| 06:23 | < MittenNinja> | dont get me wrong |
| 06:23 | < [afny]> | Then you |
| 06:23 | < MittenNinja> | its good |
| 06:23 | < [afny]> | have no soul. |
| 06:23 | < [afny]> | NO SOUL. |
| 06:23 | < Dukayn> | lol |
| 06:23 | < KarolineDianne> | Totoro, totoro~ |
| 06:23 | < [afny]> | You are WITHOUT A SOUL. |
| 06:23 | < KarolineDianne> | Totoro, Totoro~... |
| 06:23 | < MittenNinja> | its a great movie, but I never have the urge to watch it |
| 06:23 | < Soren> | Mittens: try Porco Rosso sometime, That light ease you into the right mindset. |
| 06:23 | < KarolineDianne> | I love pretty much all the miyazaki movies |
| 06:23 | < [afny]> | I sort of know what you mean, but ONLY because my urge to watch other Miyazaki movies is stronger |
| 06:23 | < Dukayn> | Yeah I prefer Ponyo |
| 06:24 | < [afny]> | Karoline, have you seen Castle of Cagliostro? |
| 06:24 | < Dukayn> | Mostly because of Liam Neeson :P |
| 06:24 | | * Soren secretly hopes nobody figures out that Whisper Of the Heart is his favorite Ghibli movie. |
| 06:24 | < KarolineDianne> | Never heard of that one... :O |
| 06:24 | < MittenNinja> | I was always a Mononoke fan |
| 06:24 | < [afny]> | Well, go see it RIGHT AWAY. |
| 06:24 | < [afny]> | It's a Lupin III movie |
| 06:24 | < [afny]> | by Miyazaki. |
| 06:24 | < KarolineDianne> | IT'S 12:30 am! |
| 06:24 | < Soren> | it is. |
| 06:24 | < Soren> | but we're just so fun. |
| 06:25 | < KarolineDianne> | I have work at 10 tomorrow |
| 06:25 | < KarolineDianne> | I can't watch a movie! |
| 06:25 | < Dukayn> | It's only 3.30pm here |
| 06:25 | < MittenNinja> | thats nine and a half hours |
| 06:25 | < Dukayn> | I'm AT work. |
| 06:25 | < MittenNinja> | you only need like three for sleep |
| 06:25 | < Dukayn> | I can function quite well on 4-5 |
| 06:25 | < [afny]> | Also, I have TOTALLY never seen Whisper of the Heart. I've seen most of Miyazaki's obscure films, and lesser known Ghibli stuff like Only Yesterday |
| 06:25 | < KarolineDianne> | Hon, if you have time to be on here at work, it's not work. It's a job. Difference between work and job. Job is place you go to get money. Work is place you WORK to get money. |
| 06:26 | < [afny]> | I'll have to make a point to watch it now that someone has actually told me that it's good. |
| 06:26 | < Soren> | I have had sex while watching Whisper Of The Heart. |
| 06:26 | < Dukayn> | LOL |
| 06:26 | < Soren> | I had to watch it again to see the middle bits. |
| 06:26 | < KarolineDianne> | I barely have time to stop and get a drink at work. |
| 06:26 | < Dukayn> | That's being added to the signature |
| 06:26 | < KarolineDianne> | I have had sex while watching Eight Crazy Nights. |
| 06:26 | < [afny]> | I had sex while watching Cowboy Bebop, but I'm sad to say that it didn't really improve either experience... |
| 06:27 | < Dukayn> | hahahahahaha |
| 06:27 | < [afny]> | ..I'd already seen it, though, so there's that. |
| 06:27 | < Dukayn> | I've never had sex while watching anything. |
| 06:27 | | * Dukayn feels left out |
| 06:27 | < KarolineDianne> | Well.. Rather... |
| 06:27 | < MittenNinja> | I saw Inception three times before I actually saw it |
| 06:28 | < KarolineDianne> | I was like, 'Hey! Let's watch Eight Crazy Nights!' and we put it in, and ten minutes into the movie my ex is on top of me and I'm just like 'uwah...!' |
| 06:28 | < Soren> | To be honest, we were only watching it while having sex for the first five minutes or so. After that it was kinda just on while we fucked each other. |
| 06:28 | < KarolineDianne> | Same here, Soren |
| 06:28 | < [afny]> | Yeah, that's just how those situations play out. |
| 06:28 | < MittenNinja> | pretty much |
| 06:28 | < [afny]> | Except mine was a tv show, and yours were movies |
| 06:28 | < [afny]> | and it was a dvd |
| 06:28 | < Dukayn> | Before we were having sex, the missus and I watched Entrapment about 4 times without ever getting more than half way through. |
| 06:28 | < [afny]> | and when the episode ended, it cut to the very loud menu music |
| 06:28 | < Dukayn> | So, there's that. |
| 06:29 | < [afny]> | so imagine you're just going at it in the dark |
| 06:29 | < [afny]> | and all of a sudden |
| 06:29 | < [afny]> | much louder than previous background noise |
| 06:29 | < Dukayn> | lol |
| 06:29 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm realizing that what little sex life I've had kinda sucks. |
| 06:29 | < [afny]> | TANK!, the opening theme to cowboy bebop |
| 06:29 | < [afny]> | just starts blaring |
| 06:29 | < KarolineDianne> | I wanted to watch those movies! |
| 06:30 | < KarolineDianne> | But no, she had to jump on me |
| 06:30 | < KarolineDianne> | hmph |
| 06:30 | < Dukayn> | Hey, try it when you have a 4 year old who like to get up at random times during the night. You start pausing in the middle of shagging whenever there's the tiniest noise because it could be your daughter getting up for a drink or something :/ |
| 06:30 | < MittenNinja> | yeah, no kids for me |
| 06:30 | < MittenNinja> | not yet anyways |
| 06:31 | < Dukayn> | THAT'S WHAT I SADI |
| 06:31 | < KarolineDianne> | Kids are ew |
| 06:31 | < Dukayn> | SAID* |
| 06:31 | < KarolineDianne> | my little sister has walked in on me before... >.< |
| 06:31 | < Dukayn> | lawl |
| 06:31 | < Soren> | I've got at least ten years to learn to spank quietly before I have to worry about kids, thankfully. |
| 06:31 | < Dukayn> | "OH HAI SIS" |
| 06:31 | < MittenNinja> | that must have been... awkward |
| 06:31 | < KarolineDianne> | Yes |
| 06:31 | < KarolineDianne> | Lickily, the blanket was in the way and I was just like 'GET OUT' and she shut the door |
| 06:31 | < Soren> | I've had someone else's sister walk in on us. |
| 06:31 | < Soren> | I dealt way better. |
| 06:32 | < MittenNinja> | I've never been walked in on |
| 06:32 | < [afny]> | You just let it all hang out. |
| 06:32 | < Dukayn> | haha |
| 06:32 | < Soren> | "YOUR BROTHER AND I ARE, UH, COLD." |
| 06:32 | < [afny]> | Alll hang out. |
| 06:32 | < KarolineDianne> | ohhh myyyy |
| 06:32 | < Dukayn> | LAWL |
| 06:32 | < KarolineDianne> | :3 |
| 06:32 | < KarolineDianne> | Brother, you say...? xD |
| 06:32 | < Soren> | nah, he was out to his folks. But his sister learned some new things. |
| 06:33 | < [afny]> | This channel has a thing for traumatizing sisters |
| 06:33 | < Soren> | The only guy I ever banged who was in the closest, I accidentally outed to his folks. |
| 06:33 | < KarolineDianne> | oops |
| 06:33 | < Dukayn> | oh shiz |
| 06:33 | < Soren> | By missing the trashcan with a condom, that the family dog then ate. |
| 06:33 | < Dukayn> | "Yeah, Donnie gives good head, Mrs. B" |
| 06:33 | < MittenNinja> | haha, whopps |
| 06:33 | < [afny]> | ...how did they find out? |
| 06:33 | < [afny]> | I mean, that pretty much removed the evidence unless he threw it up shortly after... |
| 06:34 | < Soren> | got a phone call from *his* sister, telling me that he was holed up in his room because their dad found a condom hanging out the dog's ass. |
| 06:34 | < [afny]> | Oh my god. |
| 06:34 | < KarolineDianne> | My ex scared the crap out of me once when she had me over. "Wait, isn't your mom in the other room...?" "Shh, don't worry about it" FFFFUUUU |
| 06:34 | < Soren> | yeah. |
| 06:34 | < [afny]> | I'm laughing very hard, but I feel horrible. |
| 06:34 | < MittenNinja> | thats no bueno |
| 06:34 | < Dukayn> | I'm sorry, I'm giggling like a little girl at the imagery of that dog |
| 06:34 | < Soren> | I was trying not to die laughing while she put me on to try to talk him down. |
| 06:34 | < Soren> | Oh, it's cracking me up. |
| 06:34 | < Soren> | and i tell this story all the time. |
| 06:35 | < Soren> | Like, he had to say something. Or they'd think he'd been fucking the dog. |
| 06:35 | < MittenNinja> | its amazing how the most inapropriate things are the funniest |
| 06:35 | < KarolineDianne> | holy jeeze |
| 06:35 | < Dukayn> | LOL |
| 06:35 | < [afny]> | It's really kind of beautiful. |
| 06:35 | < KarolineDianne> | that's terrible |
| 06:35 | < KarolineDianne> | xD |
| 06:35 | < [afny]> | NO, NO, I wasn't fucking the dog! It was just a guy! |
| 06:35 | < [afny]> | Really puts things into perspective for them. |
| 06:35 | < [afny]> | I'd hope, anyway. |
| 06:35 | < MittenNinja> | hahaha |
| 06:36 | < Soren> | yeah. |
| 06:36 | < KarolineDianne> | why do I feel so at home here right now... xD |
| 06:36 | < Dukayn> | You've... been accused of fucking a dog too? |
| 06:36 | < Soren> | because perverts are good company, hon. |
| 06:36 | < MittenNinja> | home is where the sex stories are |
| 06:36 | < Soren> | Usually! |
| 06:37 | < KarolineDianne> | So this one time... |
| 06:37 | < Dukayn> | brb, changing a dirty nappy \o/ |
| 06:37 | < [afny]> | I really don't think anyone can top the dog story. |
| 06:37 | < [afny]> | I just...I'm totally stumped. |
| 06:37 | < MittenNinja> | yeah |
| 06:37 | < MittenNinja> | i cant think of anything |
| 06:37 | < KarolineDianne> | Neither can I. |
| 06:37 | < MittenNinja> | Soren wins |
| 06:37 | < Soren> | That story usually wins. |
| 06:37 | < KarolineDianne> | The most interesting thing that's happened to me was that botched threesome. |
| 06:38 | < Soren> | my stepsister almost died laughing when I told here. |
| 06:38 | < Soren> | -e |
| 06:38 | < Soren> | Oh, threesome story! |
| 06:38 | < KarolineDianne> | Right... So... |
| 06:38 | < Soren> | I don;t have any cool threesome stories, just awkward ones. |
| 06:38 | | * Soren sits and listens. |
| 06:38 | < KarolineDianne> | It's the middle of the night, and my ex calls. Asks if I want to do a threesome with her. |
| 06:38 | < [afny]> | Ex at the time? |
| 06:39 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm like.. Wait wat... Seriously...? Like... fucking WAT |
| 06:39 | < KarolineDianne> | Remember she turned me into her booty call -after- we broke up... |
| 06:39 | < KarolineDianne> | So yes, she was still technically my ex. |
| 06:39 | < KarolineDianne> | But I'm like... Totally shocked by this. |
| 06:40 | < KarolineDianne> | And I think to myself... THis is probably one of those things I just need to say yes to. One of those things that if I say no, I'll be wishing I had said yes in the future.. So I went along with it. |
| 06:41 | < KarolineDianne> | She picked me up and had one of her guy friends with her... |
| 06:41 | < Soren> | Yeah, I know that feeling. I always end up in the shit when I yield to that feeling. |
| 06:42 | < KarolineDianne> | It was very... interesting. Lots of kissing and such. Strangely enough, none of us actually had sex. Just lots of foreplay, really. Also the only time I ever kissed a guy or touched man-parts. He should have shaved. His face was prickly. |
| 06:43 | < Dukayn> | My wife complains about prickly face |
| 06:43 | < KarolineDianne> | Sadly, things died down for whatever reason and it stopped before anything more than kissing and fondling happened. It was rather disappointing. |
| 06:43 | < MittenNinja> | my gf is torn about the beard |
| 06:43 | < KarolineDianne> | Facial hair may look nice, but goddamn is it uncomfortable. |
| 06:43 | < MittenNinja> | she really lilkes how it looks |
| 06:43 | < MittenNinja> | but yeah, it gets prickly |
| 06:43 | < [afny]> | I myself am a big fan. |
| 06:43 | < KarolineDianne> | It's like... That looks so rugged and sexy... But fuck, I'm not kissing that. |
| 06:43 | < Soren> | Duk: have you tried witch hazel+aloe after you shave? I find it softens my stubble a lot. |
| 06:43 | < Dukayn> | I shaved once. Clean. My wife laughed at me and told me to undo it. |
| 06:44 | < MittenNinja> | hahaha |
| 06:44 | < MittenNinja> | i know the feeling |
| 06:44 | < [afny]> | ...did you tell her beards don't work that way? |
| 06:44 | < MittenNinja> | i loook like 5 years younger when i shave |
| 06:44 | < Dukayn> | I just glared |
| 06:44 | < Dukayn> | Yeah that was her problem too, Mittens |
| 06:44 | < Dukayn> | she said I looked about 17 |
| 06:44 | < Dukayn> | I was 28 |
| 06:44 | < MittenNinja> | yep |
| 06:44 | < MittenNinja> | i know your pain |
| 06:44 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh, at some point, my ex tied my arms to the bedpost with tv-cables. THat was interesting. |
| 06:45 | < MittenNinja> | there's a sweet spot of beard hair length though |
| 06:45 | < Dukayn> | But it's so hard to look like Dr Perry Cox from Scrubs for a costume party with a dark brown goatee! |
| 06:45 | < Soren> | Karoline: cables aren't a safe tying solution. That's kinda uncool. |
| 06:45 | < Dukayn> | TV cables? |
| 06:45 | < MittenNinja> | yeah |
| 06:45 | < KarolineDianne> | They kept coming loose, though |
| 06:45 | < Dukayn> | That sounds bad |
| 06:45 | < Dukayn> | Neckties are good |
| 06:45 | < KarolineDianne> | Like those red/white/yellow cables you plug in to the front |
| 06:45 | < MittenNinja> | RCA cables? |
| 06:45 | < MittenNinja> | really? |
| 06:45 | < KarolineDianne> | I guess |
| 06:46 | < KarolineDianne> | THe ones you use to get sound and visuals for like, a dvd player or xbox |
| 06:46 | < MittenNinja> | yeah |
| 06:46 | < Dukayn> | She's probably moved onto HDMI these days |
| 06:46 | < [afny]> | composite cables |
| 06:46 | < Dukayn> | RCA are a gateway cable |
| 06:46 | < KarolineDianne> | It's what they had, I guess. |
| 06:46 | < [afny]> | she's at LEAST using components. |
| 06:46 | < MittenNinja> | your moms a gateway cable |
| 06:46 | < MittenNinja> | sorry |
| 06:46 | < MittenNinja> | had to go their |
| 06:46 | < [afny]> | What, like she went down to radioshack |
| 06:46 | < [afny]> | and said |
| 06:46 | < [afny]> | hey |
| 06:46 | < [afny]> | I need to tie someone up. |
| 06:46 | < KarolineDianne> | I went to her place recently and I saw sashes tied to the bedposts. |
| 06:46 | < [afny]> | Give me options. |
| 06:46 | < MittenNinja> | *there |
| 06:46 | < MittenNinja> | even a belt is a better option |
| 06:47 | < KarolineDianne> | Yeah, it was silly |
| 06:47 | < MittenNinja> | socks |
| 06:47 | < Dukayn> | And you were like "bitch I got cables and NOW you have sashes?" |
| 06:47 | < KarolineDianne> | The whole thing was mostly awkward |
| 06:48 | < Dukayn> | We helped a mate and his missus move house a few years ago, and when we were moving their bed we discovered a handcuff attached to the headboard |
| 06:48 | < KarolineDianne> | Like... it was interesting, certainly fun for a bit... But the way it died down so quickly and ended on such a weird note made the whole thing awkward. |
| 06:48 | < KarolineDianne> | lol! |
| 06:48 | < MittenNinja> | yeah |
| 06:48 | < Dukayn> | Best part was her mum was helping us carry the bed |
| 06:48 | < KarolineDianne> | LOL |
| 06:48 | < Soren> | Okay. This is a brilliant conversation, but it seems to have filtered over into the other room and my wife's head. I gotta go take care of this. |
| 06:48 | < MittenNinja> | the way I see it, i wouldnt get involved in a threesome unless there wasn't any emotional attachemtn involved |
| 06:49 | < [afny]> | IRC magic at work. |
| 06:49 | < Dukayn> | So we're just grinning like idiots at her mum and she's kinda lost for words |
| 06:49 | | Soren is now known as Soren|away |
| 06:49 | < Soren|away> | Shine on, you crazy diamonds. |
| 06:49 | < KarolineDianne> | I've always wanted to try it with -actual- restraints... But since my ex found her new boyfriend, she kinda ditched me. |
| 06:49 | < KarolineDianne> | Been single since. |
| 06:50 | < [afny]> | I feel like handcuffs sort of miss the point of bondage. |
| 06:50 | < [afny]> | I mean, you get the restraint, but none of the pressure. |
| 06:50 | < [afny]> | Maybe I just have eclectic tastes |
| 06:50 | < [afny]> | ...when it comes to bondage. |
| 06:51 | < KarolineDianne> | It depends on the motive of the bondage, I'd guess. There are varying degrees. |
| 06:51 | < [afny]> | You know I wonder how Noah feels about us just turning his fight robots channel into a modern study of human sexuality. |
| 06:51 | < [afny]> | HE LOVES IT, I ASSUME. |
| 06:51 | < KarolineDianne> | lol |
| 06:51 | < Dukayn> | Oh, that's right I had something not sex-related to talk about. Do you guys think these railguns are too much? http://www.dukayn.net/MFZ/ArtyOsprey.png |
| 06:51 | < KarolineDianne> | Not found, love. |
| 06:51 | < Dukayn> | fuck it |
| 06:51 | < Dukayn> | I misspelled the filename |
| 06:51 | < Dukayn> | not in the URL , but IN THE FILENAME |
| 06:52 | < Dukayn> | http://www.dukayn.net/MFZ/ArtyOpsrey.png |
| 06:52 | < KarolineDianne> | oooh, nice |
| 06:52 | < KarolineDianne> | I like |
| 06:52 | < MittenNinja> | Its only too much if it wont stand up |
| 06:52 | < KarolineDianne> | Loving the Frame, too. |
| 06:52 | < MittenNinja> | which is what she said |
| 06:52 | < KarolineDianne> | ahahahaha |
| 06:52 | < [afny]> | I think you should try flipping the railguns over |
| 06:52 | < [afny]> | so the slope is on the bottom. Just see how it looks. |
| 06:52 | < [afny]> | But yeah, not too big. Looks slick. |
| 06:52 | < KarolineDianne> | Wow, Mitten, that was good. |
| 06:53 | < MittenNinja> | * bows |
| 06:53 | < MittenNinja> | fuck |
| 06:53 | < MittenNinja> | how do you enot eon here? |
| 06:53 | < MittenNinja> | *eomote on |
| 06:53 | < [afny]> | ./me |
| 06:53 | | * KarolineDianne tilts her head |
| 06:53 | < MittenNinja> | ./me just learned something |
| 06:54 | < [afny]> | wow okay buddy |
| 06:54 | < MittenNinja> | hahaha |
| 06:54 | < MittenNinja> | derp |
| 06:54 | | * MittenNinja is an idiot |
| 06:55 | < KarolineDianne> | So anyway, yeah. Afny, there's a difference between tying someone's wrists to the bedpost and binding someone's entire body with rope so they can't move at all. There are varying levels of restraint. |
| 06:55 | < [afny]> | Either way, I'd argue that the pressure of a tie is way sexier than cuffs. |
| 06:55 | < [afny]> | Unless you really specifically need the cuffs for some sort of cop roleplay, I think they're the wrong choice. |
| 06:55 | < KarolineDianne> | Pretty much every kink has varying degrees of extremity, some going so far as to be entirely seperate kinks because of said extremity. |
| 06:56 | < [afny]> | I am so adamant on this stance that I will run for office on a platform of anti-handcuffs in bondage play with the end goal of intruding into the bedroom activities of all taxpayers. |
| 06:56 | < MittenNinja> | what if they're fuzzy cuffs |
| 06:56 | < [afny]> | They'd have to be pretty damn fuzzy. |
| 06:56 | < [afny]> | Like shag carpet fuzzy at least. |
| 06:56 | | * KarolineDianne giggles |
| 06:56 | < Dukayn> | lol, "shag |
| 06:57 | | * KarolineDianne ties afny up. She is his ex wife after all. |
| 06:57 | < [afny]> | You're telling me that's NOT why they called it shag carpeting? |
| 06:57 | < [afny]> | It was the SEVENTIES. |
| 06:57 | < [afny]> | I'm already in a box how much more restrained can I get? |
| 06:57 | < KarolineDianne> | What if I put a lock on the box? |
| 06:57 | < [afny]> | That's just cruel. |
| 06:58 | < KarolineDianne> | >:3 |
| 06:58 | < KarolineDianne> | Nah, I won't do it. |
| 06:59 | < KarolineDianne> | My Domme skill isn't high enough |
| 06:59 | < [afny]> | It's a class skill for me, but I haven't put any points in it. |
| 07:00 | < [afny]> | Maybe a skill dump at 8. |
| 07:00 | < KarolineDianne> | Sadly, I got stuck with a Sub score of 20. |
| 07:00 | < [afny]> | That's pretty high. |
| 07:00 | < Dukayn> | Keeping the slope on top. On bottom just looks odd. |
| 07:00 | < KarolineDianne> | Yeah... It's weird, because it's so high that other subs dom me. |
| 07:01 | < KarolineDianne> | Ohgod why does this sound like a terrible hentai rpg |
| 07:01 | < MittenNinja> | Alright kiddos |
| 07:01 | < MittenNinja> | I'm off to bed |
| 07:01 | < KarolineDianne> | I shoudl head that way too |
| 07:02 | < Dukayn> | Dang, I'm falling into the problematic situation my missus has. All the people I chat to online disappear half way through our afternoon. |
| 07:02 | < MittenNinja> | thats what happens when you're halfway around the world |
| 07:02 | < Dukayn> | I'M not, YOU are :P |
| 07:02 | < KarolineDianne> | Pshh |
| 07:02 | < MittenNinja> | You aussie's have everything backwards :p |
| 07:02 | < KarolineDianne> | America is the center of the universe. |
| 07:03 | < [afny]> | You told me it was BELGIUM! |
| 07:03 | < KarolineDianne> | I SAID NO SUCH THING |
| 07:03 | < MittenNinja> | thats the beer world |
| 07:03 | < [afny]> | It was IMPLIED! |
| 07:03 | < Dukayn> | I thought it was Luxembourg |
| 07:03 | < KarolineDianne> | No, I just kept my mouth shut |
| 07:03 | < KarolineDianne> | And didn't answer. |
| 07:03 | < [afny]> | Implications! |
| 07:04 | < MittenNinja> | night everyone! |
| 07:04 | < [afny]> | o7 |
| 07:04 | < KarolineDianne> | That's it, I'm moving to sweden to find a hot blond prettyboy and his twin sister |
| 07:04 | < KarolineDianne> | And you're not invited |
| 07:04 | < [afny]> | I already told you, FUCK Sweden. |
| 07:04 | < [afny]> | Sweden's OUT. |
| 07:04 | | MittenNinja [NSwebIRC@Nightstar-e9df5d72.co.comcast.net] has left #mf0 [""] |
| 07:04 | < KarolineDianne> | I PLAN TO |
| 07:04 | < Dukayn> | Night Mittens |
| 07:04 | < [afny]> | OH GOD. |
| 07:04 | < Dukayn> | lol |
| 07:05 | < KarolineDianne> | God can't help you now! |
| 07:06 | | * KarolineDianne steals all the sexy swedes for herself |
| 07:06 | < [afny]> | Don't worry. |
| 07:06 | < [afny]> | I'll just be in BELGIUM. |
| 07:06 | < [afny]> | Where they have sexy people AND waffles. |
| 07:06 | < KarolineDianne> | Pshh, who needs waffles |
| 07:06 | < [afny]> | UH you will after you sex all the swedes. That's HUNGRY WORK. |
| 07:07 | < KarolineDianne> | I'll get plenty of protein, don't worry |
| 07:07 | | * Dukayn cringes |
| 07:07 | < [afny]> | What about CARBS?! |
| 07:07 | < KarolineDianne> | BREAD |
| 07:07 | < KarolineDianne> | OM NOM NOM NOM NOM |
| 07:07 | < [afny]> | WHAT that's like the least sexy food |
| 07:07 | < KarolineDianne> | What I like bread |
| 07:07 | < Dukayn> | Bread and cum, breakfast of champions |
| 07:07 | < KarolineDianne> | Wat |
| 07:07 | < [afny]> | Even a freshly baked french loaf is only sexy for like five minutes |
| 07:08 | < [afny]> | I love bread too, okay, but it just isn't going to cut it! |
| 07:08 | < KarolineDianne> | I think this has goen a little too far... xD |
| 07:08 | < [afny]> | IT HASN'T GONE FAR ENOUGH. |
| 07:08 | < KarolineDianne> | My sleep deprivation is making me drunk... |
| 07:09 | < KarolineDianne> | I probably shouldn't have said half the thinkgs I've said tonight |
| 07:09 | < [afny]> | We won't hold it against you. |
| 07:09 | < [afny]> | OH. |
| 07:09 | < [afny]> | OH. |
| 07:09 | < [afny]> | ...hey |
| 07:09 | < [afny]> | ....hey. |
| 07:09 | < [afny]> | Are you going to bed? If you're going to bed, I have something to say. |
| 07:09 | < KarolineDianne> | wat |
| 07:09 | < [afny]> | ...Swede dreams. |
| 07:09 | < KarolineDianne> | dohohohoho |
| 07:10 | < Dukayn> | lol |
| 07:10 | | * KarolineDianne puts Afny in an adamantine chastity belt and throws away the key. |
| 07:10 | < [afny]> | oh no |
| 07:10 | | * [afny] oh no |
| 07:10 | < KarolineDianne> | :I |
| 07:10 | < KarolineDianne> | OKay... It's bedtime |
| 07:11 | < Dukayn> | night KD |
| 07:11 | < KarolineDianne> | Or, it was... An hour and a half ago |
| 07:11 | < KarolineDianne> | zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzzzzZzZZZZzzzZzZzZZZ |
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| 07:30 | | Soren|away is now known as Soren |
| 07:30 | < Soren> | Jesus. I leave to get laid and you guys kill all the fun. |
| 07:31 | < [afny]> | They left to go to sleep, because they were JEALOUS. |
| 07:31 | < [afny]> | I could see it in their eyes. |
| 07:31 | < Soren> | I guess! |
| 07:32 | < Dukayn> | Hahaha yeah probably |
| 07:32 | < Soren> | My understanding, based on a quick glance over my shoulder and someone who is also reading, is that you have some semi-agreement on the subject of bondage tools. |
| 07:32 | < Soren> | ay* |
| 07:32 | < Soren> | at* |
| 07:32 | | * Soren wait for fine muscle control to recover. |
| 07:33 | < Soren> | waits* |
| 07:33 | < Dukayn> | bahahahahaha |
| 07:33 | < [afny]> | Take your time. |
| 07:33 | < Soren> | I bet you fuckers thought i was joking. |
| 07:33 | < [afny]> | No, we've heard your jokes. |
| 07:33 | < Dukayn> | No I figured you really had. |
| 07:33 | < Soren> | I was kinda torn. |
| 07:33 | < Soren> | Like, I could have just vanished. |
| 07:34 | < [afny]> | Better the dramatic exit. |
| 07:34 | < Soren> | But it seemed out of place with the remarkable and perhaps foolish honesty of the evening. |
| 07:34 | < Dukayn> | Yeah definitely fit the tone of the conversation quite well |
| 07:34 | < Dukayn> | and yeah, dramatic exits are always more fun |
| 07:34 | < [afny]> | I think it reassured Karoline, and made Mitten just slightly uncomfortable. It was good. |
| 07:34 | < Soren> | I'll take that! |
| 07:35 | < Soren> | For the logs: I promise I'll wash my hands before i touch any of his robots. |
| 07:35 | < [afny]> | But yes, I think we came to a vague consensus on bondage. |
| 07:36 | < [afny]> | I just think handcuffs are mostly a wasted opportunity. |
| 07:37 | < Soren> | I've always looked at them as wrist injuries waiting to happen. |
| 07:37 | < Soren> | From the other side of the riding crop, as it were. |
| 07:37 | < [afny]> | Exactly. Something tighter and more flexible is sexier and safer. |
| 07:37 | < Dukayn> | Sounds about right |
| 07:37 | < Dukayn> | We've always used neckties |
| 07:37 | < Soren> | yeah. If you like cold and hard, use a chain. |
| 07:37 | < Soren> | one with thick links |
| 07:38 | < Soren> | otherwise, hemp rope if you got it, soft nylon if you don't. |
| 07:38 | < [afny]> | Silk neckties are definitely a good home grown solution for a rogue extremity. |
| 07:39 | < Soren> | I always thought handkerchiefs were a little sexier. |
| 07:39 | < Soren> | also, way easier to explain stray stains. |
| 07:40 | < [afny]> | Handkerchiefs do bring a certain austerity. |
| 07:40 | < Soren> | I'm an austere motherfucker. |
| 07:40 | < [afny]> | ...and they are more suited to...erm...MULTIPURPOSE use. |
| 07:40 | < Soren> | hee. |
| 07:40 | < Soren> | wanking someone off with a silk handkerchief is pretty fun, it's true. |
| 07:40 | < Soren> | It's the teasiest. |
| 07:41 | < Dukayn> | Hmm, I'll recommend it to the wife ta :) |
| 07:41 | < Soren> | I'm a fountain of dirty ideas. |
| 07:42 | < [afny]> | I've always been fond of a little through the underwear action. That's just taking it a step further. |
| 07:42 | < Soren> | Well, when you've got someone tied up... |
| 07:42 | < [afny]> | Presumably they aren't wearing anything at that point. |
| 07:42 | < Dukayn> | We're a couple of commandos, the wife and I |
| 07:43 | < [afny]> | I'm a commando in civilian life but I have skivvies for the bedroom. |
| 07:43 | < [afny]> | And no, that isn't a mixed metaphor. |
| 07:43 | < Dukayn> | heh |
| 07:44 | < Soren> | I'm religious about underwear. I gotta keep the cat from seeing anything that might scar her tiny eyes. |
| 07:44 | < Dukayn> | I have boxers for bed but most of the time we're not in PJs when we retire to the bed |
| 07:44 | < Dukayn> | Dude, it's a cat. They lick their asshole. |
| 07:44 | < [afny]> | I can't believe you're participating in this chat at work. |
| 07:44 | < Dukayn> | Meh, I work at home dude |
| 07:44 | < [afny]> | Oh. WELL. That explains it. |
| 07:45 | < Dukayn> | I thought you'd have figured that out by me saying my kids were watching Totoro |
| 07:45 | < Soren> | Our cat is the most skittish ever, though. Fuck only knows what might set her off. |
| 07:46 | < [afny]> | I just read a really depressing fan theory about how Totoro is actually a death spirit, and Mei actually dies about half-way through the movie |
| 07:47 | < Dukayn> | Yeah, I read that too |
| 07:47 | < Dukayn> | Except right at the end, both girls meet the young boy and old lady, right as the credits music is playing |
| 07:48 | < Dukayn> | And they all walk off together to see her mum at the hospital. |
| 07:48 | < Dukayn> | And I believe there's a still shot of them greeting their mum in the car coming home or something too, in the credits themselves. |
| 07:48 | < [afny]> | Yeah, the theory admits that scene but doesn't have an explanation for it |
| 07:49 | < Soren> | That sounds about right. |
| 07:49 | < Soren> | Fuckin' fanboys who can't deal with legitimately happy material. |
| 07:49 | < [afny]> | Kiki's delivery service is actually my go-to feel good Miyazaki. |
| 07:50 | < [afny]> | Totoro makes me too nostalgic. |
| 07:50 | < Soren> | I think it's everybody's. God damn that movie can pick you up. |
| 07:50 | < Dukayn> | Kiki is awesome |
| 07:50 | < [afny]> | Like none other. |
| 07:50 | < Dukayn> | Kids have moved onto Arrietty now |
| 07:51 | < Soren> | I still need to see that. |
| 07:51 | < [afny]> | It's good. The animation and art direction are incredible. |
| 07:51 | < Dukayn> | It's good, based off The Borrowers. |
| 07:51 | < Soren> | Well. I know I'll see it. |
| 07:51 | < Soren> | I don't need to be convinced. |
| 07:52 | < [afny]> | Can't skip a Ghibli film ever. |
| 07:52 | < Soren> | I've pretty much been watching Ghibli movies, whatever my buddy Ryan tells me to check out, and Gundam Unicorn for the past couple years. That's my anime intake. |
| 07:52 | < Dukayn> | Ghibli is my only anime watching habit really, and that's mostly cos the girls love it |
| 07:52 | < Dukayn> | Occasionally I'll pop in Appleseed and we have a few others but not a huge collection. |
| 07:53 | < Soren> | I guess I did crank through VOTOMS again with Joshua. |
| 07:53 | < Dukayn> | Been ages since I saw Ninja Scroll, actually. |
| 07:53 | < Soren> | I'm resigned to the fact that nobody is even going to fansub most of the stuff I still haven't seen, and that I have a short list of stuff I ever wanna watch again. |
| 07:54 | < [afny]> | There are still quite a few shows that I haven't seen yet that I've been meaning to, and several directors worth of films |
| 07:55 | < Dukayn> | I need to get a hold of the mecha anime that is suggested in that forum thread. I am woefully lacking in having seen, well, any of it really. Battletech back in the day. |
| 07:55 | < [afny]> | It's not 100% mecha, but have you seen any Ghost in the Shell? |
| 07:55 | < Soren> | I stand by the stuff I listed. It's all nice and short, too. |
| 07:55 | < [afny]> | I feel like you must've if you like Appleseed, but |
| 07:55 | < Soren> | I was honestly shocked by how much I enjoyed Stand Alone Complex. |
| 07:56 | < [afny]> | Dude, I watched all of it again recently |
| 07:56 | < Soren> | It's really remarkably well made. |
| 07:56 | < [afny]> | and realized I hadn't even seen the second half of 2nd GiG |
| 07:56 | < [afny]> | It's so good! It brought me to tears a few times, which I totally didn't expect. |
| 07:56 | < Dukayn> | I've seen GitS once, a while ago |
| 07:57 | < Dukayn> | But I love Appleseed |
| 07:57 | < Dukayn> | I must do, it's the only mecha anime I own lol |
| 07:57 | < [afny]> | GitS is pretty diffuse...there are two movies in their own universe |
| 07:57 | < Soren> | I have this nostalgia for Shirow, especially Appleseed, but he's really best filtered hrough someone else, and only Production IG seem to both get what he's going for and have the ability to deliver it. |
| 07:57 | < Soren> | through* |
| 07:58 | < Soren> | See, I liked Oshii's work on Patlabor better. |
| 07:58 | < Soren> | By the time her was doing the GiTS movies I feel ike he'd become increasingly self-indulgent. |
| 07:59 | < Dukayn> | My only issue with Appleseed is by the end of the movie you're really sick of the name Duenen. Especially during that scene in the rain at her mum's lab. |
| 07:59 | < [afny]> | I vastly prefer Stand Alone Complex to the Ghost in the Shell movies, really |
| 07:59 | < Soren> | You're not alone there. |
| 07:59 | < [afny]> | there are parts in both the movies that just drag. |
| 07:59 | < [afny]> | I haven't seen Appleseed in a long time. |
| 08:00 | < Soren> | I think he's got a set of flaws that interlock with Shirow's to produce art I don't care about. |
| 08:01 | < [afny]> | I'm sort of torn, because I feel like sometimes his stuff IS really cinematic and worthwhile |
| 08:01 | < [afny]> | and sometimes it's just trying to emulate european cinema and it fails. |
| 08:02 | < Soren> | See, I think Satoshi Kon beats the living shit out of him on that score. |
| 08:02 | < [afny]> | He's one of the directors I'm working through now, I haven't seen nearly enough of his stuff. |
| 08:02 | < Soren> | So when he's doing that I just think "I could pop in Millenium Actress and be having fun right now." |
| 08:03 | < Soren> | brb, cat's going nuts. Gonna wear her out with the laser pointer. |
| 08:03 | < Dukayn> | Patlabor Season 1 was 47 episodes WTF |
| 08:03 | < [afny]> | I've only seen the movies |
| 08:03 | < [afny]> | I haven't found a good source for the show the couple times I've looked |
| 08:04 | < Dukayn> | Soren's in a "wear out all the girls" mood tonight :P |
| 08:04 | < [afny]> | I wonder if he used the laser pointer for his wife, too. |
| 08:04 | < Dukayn> | Hmm |
| 08:17 | < Soren> | back. |
| 08:17 | < Soren> | I keep trying, but she doesn't chase it. |
| 08:18 | < [afny]> | Damn. |
| 08:18 | < [afny]> | It would be great if it worked on people. |
| 08:19 | < Soren> | It would. |
| 08:19 | < Soren> | But then the cat would get jealous and flip out. |
| 08:19 | < [afny]> | They would probably collide. It'd either be adorable violent. |
| 08:20 | < Soren> | or adorably violent. |
| 08:21 | < Soren> | Never rule a combination out. |
| 08:21 | < Dukayn> | like kids faceplanting into things |
| 08:21 | < [afny]> | Violently adorable is also on the table. |
| 08:21 | < [afny]> | So cute it hurts. |
| 08:21 | < Dukayn> | half the content of Funniest Home Videos is "Kids crashing into things" |
| 08:22 | < Soren> | We do seem to get our jollies watching children injure themselves. |
| 08:22 | < [afny]> | It's mildly disturbing, but we're really just laughing at ourselves. |
| 08:23 | < [afny]> | Then again I don't think "Funniest Home Videos" is funny at all. |
| 08:23 | < Soren> | No, usually not. |
| 08:24 | < Dukayn> | Same |
| 08:24 | < Dukayn> | I haven't watched it since I was in my early teens |
| 08:26 | < Soren> | There's something intensely creepy about it as the framing for someone being hurt or humiliated. |
| 08:26 | < Soren> | I prefer the masturbatory anonymity of YouTube. |
| 08:27 | < [afny]> | Youtube also doesn't have any Bob Saget |
| 08:27 | < [afny]> | Well, it does, I'm sure. But he's CONTAINED. |
| 08:28 | < Soren> | 's is true. |
| 08:30 | < [afny]> | Well, there is so much sleeping I should be doing. |
| 08:30 | < [afny]> | I think it's time I stopped putting it off. |
| 08:30 | < Soren> | Yeah. |
| 08:30 | < Soren> | I'm fading too. But I think I'm good for a little longer. |
| 08:31 | < [afny]> | While I do enjoy staying up all night, I have a doctor's appointment in the morning. |
| 08:32 | < [afny]> | I feel like I should recap everything we've learned from this chat today, but I don't have the energy to type like a pirate. |
| 08:32 | < Soren> | Yeah. |
| 08:32 | < [afny]> | ...so goodnight. |
| 08:32 | < Soren> | it's just... |
| 08:32 | < Soren> | The log is magic. |
| 08:32 | < [afny]> | it is. |
| 08:33 | < Soren> | I can feel the energy coming off my hard drive. |
| 08:33 | < [afny]> | I dearly hope that it makes the same amount of sense in the morning. |
| 08:33 | < Soren> | One may only hope. |
| 08:33 | < [afny]> | Swede dreams. |
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| 08:34 | < Soren> | whew. |
| 08:37 | < Soren> | Oh. Hey. |
| 08:37 | < Soren> | Somewhere in all that madness, I built some stuff. |
| 08:37 | < Dukayn> | cool cool cool |
| 08:37 | < Dukayn> | Got pix? |
| 08:37 | < Dukayn> | or is it secret squirrel stuff |
| 08:37 | < Soren> | of some, not all. |
| 08:38 | < Soren> | there's some secret squirrel stuff. Mittens was cool with me showing off his custom stuff, even if I'm waiting for their hands to show up in the mail. |
| 08:39 | < Soren> | That should be in the log. |
| 08:40 | < Soren> | let's see... dicked around with some stuff in lime and dark green that isn't done enough to show off yet. |
| 08:40 | < Soren> | but that color combination, for the record? deadly. |
| 08:41 | < Soren> | hard as shit to actually make stuff in, but looks really good. |
| 08:42 | < Dukayn> | lime and black look awesome |
| 08:42 | < Soren> | yeah, there's some black on here, dark and light gray both. |
| 08:42 | < Dukayn> | I reckon I'll be going black and orange when it comes to bricking my stuff as I already have a shit-ton of orange stuff from the mini plane and sebulba pod racer |
| 08:43 | < Soren> | http://godsprofoundestpeons.tumblr.com/post/24031647273/thoughtsyouread-my-gener ation-is-so I started with one of these, and kept making alterations. |
| 08:43 | < Soren> | buh. Oops. |
| 08:43 | < Soren> | I forget what conversation that link was even for. |
| 08:43 | < Soren> | https://www.dropbox.com/s/nqjt0m3vm1vsxqi/Moon%20Fang%20Tribe.jpg |
| 08:43 | < Soren> | these guys. |
| 08:43 | < Dukayn> | Wow, nice |
| 08:44 | < Soren> | orange and black usually looks fantastic. If you can mix in some dark grey as well, that just goes swimmingly with it. |
| 08:44 | < Soren> | ty. |
| 08:44 | < Soren> | I've got another one of those just waiting on parts. |
| 08:45 | < Soren> | then maybe a couple more other frames and it's PARTY TIME. |
| 08:45 | < Soren> | bringing the hurt, with the pinkness. |
| 08:45 | < Dukayn> | hehe |
| 08:45 | < Dukayn> | pink is underrated |
| 08:45 | < Soren> | vastly. |
| 08:45 | < Soren> | And the new bright pink is an awesome color. |
| 08:45 | < Soren> | works really well with dark red. |
| 08:45 | < Dukayn> | I'm trying to nut out some variations on my Osprey frame as I think it's a good base, and only the second one I've designed from scratch |
| 08:46 | | Dukayn is now known as Dukayn[Dinner] |
| 08:46 | < Dukayn[Dinner]> | and time for food |
| 08:46 | < Dukayn[Dinner]> | BBL |
| 08:46 | < Soren> | sure. I might be asleep by the time you get back, in which case, g'night! |
| 08:57 | | Soren is now known as Soren|away |
| 09:53 | | Dukayn[Dinner] is now known as Dukayn |
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| 10:43 | < Ceddo> | 'Sup. |
| 10:45 | < Dukayn> | Hey Ced |
| 10:47 | < Dukayn> | What's shakin? |
| 10:48 | < Ceddo> | Just got up. |
| 10:48 | < Ceddo> | What about you? |
| 10:48 | < Dukayn> | Ah fun fun |
| 10:48 | < Dukayn> | Just had dinner. |
| 10:48 | < Dukayn> | Pondering dessert |
| 10:48 | < Ceddo> | I am debating on what to do today, Mofo wise. |
| 10:48 | < Ceddo> | Oh, the decisions! |
| 10:48 | < Dukayn> | And trying to figure out some kind of thruster/boost system for the HtH Osprey |
| 10:48 | < Ceddo> | I think I am sick with size creepiosis. |
| 10:49 | < Dukayn> | Um |
| 10:49 | < Dukayn> | Huh? |
| 10:49 | < Ceddo> | See, this one is "in scale". |
| 10:49 | < Ceddo> | http://www.ced23ric.de/stuff/mf0/vij01_elderseye.png |
| 10:50 | < Ceddo> | But this one is ... large. |
| 10:50 | < Ceddo> | http://www.ced23ric.de/stuff/mf0/vij02_mediator.png |
| 10:50 | < Dukayn> | They're both nice |
| 10:52 | < Ceddo> | Yeah, but big. :D |
| 10:52 | < Ceddo> | The second one is about the size of a MINX. |
| 10:52 | < Ceddo> | The Elder's Eye is luckily a bit smaller. |
| 10:52 | < Ceddo> | I'm building an Ijad company here. |
| 10:53 | < Ceddo> | They will be extremist, very intolerant and predjudiced. |
| 10:53 | < Ceddo> | Name: "The Assembly of the Most Understanding Council". |
| 10:53 | < Dukayn> | lol |
| 10:53 | < Dukayn> | nice |
| 10:54 | < Ceddo> | 'frame names will be "Elder's Eye", "Mediator", "Custodian" und, for the leader, probably "Enlightened One". |
| 10:54 | < Ceddo> | A company where 7 of 8 'frames have a G system. |
| 10:54 | < Ceddo> | And 5 have YY, 3 have Y. |
| 10:55 | < Ceddo> | Only two 'frames sport a B system. |
| 10:55 | < Ceddo> | Lot's of movement, cover play, 3 arty 'frames, 5 DF 'frames, and two of those, big guns. |
| 10:56 | < Dukayn> | Nice, sounds good |
| 10:57 | < Ceddo> | I gotta come up with some sort of Soldier 'frame now. :D |
| 10:58 | < Dukayn> | Heh |
| 11:01 | < Ceddo> | Oh well. I'll find something. |
| 11:01 | < Ceddo> | *stretches* |
| 11:02 | < Dukayn> | check it: http://www.dukayn.net/MFZ/HtHOsprey1.png |
| 11:02 | < Dukayn> | http://www.dukayn.net/MFZ/HtHOsprey2.png |
| 11:02 | < Dukayn> | trying to give it a system for a Green d6 |
| 11:02 | < Ceddo> | Mhmm. |
| 11:02 | < Ceddo> | Add binoculars. |
| 11:03 | < Ceddo> | To the outer knee joint axle, for example. |
| 11:03 | < Ceddo> | And to the outer lower torso joint axle. |
| 11:03 | < Ceddo> | Have them point downwards. |
| 11:03 | < Ceddo> | Enjoy your 4 jumpjet thrusters. |
| 11:03 | < Dukayn> | Yeah, I was thinking something on the back a bit more substantial than simple binocs |
| 11:04 | < Dukayn> | If I have to, I'll cheap out and do binocs :P |
| 11:04 | < Ceddo> | In that case ... |
| 11:04 | < Ceddo> | Mhmm. |
| 11:05 | < Ceddo> | Two lamp holders put at 1 1/2 and 2 1/2 of the 1x3, slap two clip tiles on those. |
| 11:05 | < Ceddo> | Attach a 1x2 straight bar plate. |
| 11:05 | < Ceddo> | Now you have a 1x2 plate on a swivel mount to toy around with. |
| 11:06 | < Ceddo> | I'd prolly use slopes left and right of the plate section of the lampholders and put a 1x1 on one of them, for stability and looks. |
| 11:09 | < Dukayn> | Cool thanks |
| 11:21 | < Dukayn> | http://www.dukayn.net/MFZ/HtHOsprey3.png |
| 11:21 | < Dukayn> | http://www.dukayn.net/MFZ/HtHOsprey4.png |
| 11:29 | < Ceddo> | Well, what do you think? |
| 11:30 | < Dukayn> | I don't mind it |
| 11:30 | < Ceddo> | You could have the lampholder point up, set the plate downwards, and use Headlight Bricks to turn the jets down again, for a closer, tighter jump pack. |
| 11:32 | < Dukayn> | Hmm not with that headpiece |
| 11:35 | < Ceddo> | Kay. |
| 11:36 | < Ceddo> | K, gotta go. Be back in a bit. Like ... an hour. |
| 11:37 | < Dukayn> | like this you mean? http://www.dukayn.net/MFZ/HtHOsprey5.png |
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| 12:29 | < Ceddo> | Dukayn: Yeah, like that. |
| 12:29 | < Ceddo> | Maybe just a tad bit ... smaller. :D |
| 12:32 | < Dukayn> | heh |
| 12:32 | < Dukayn> | yeah I'm rethinking |
| 12:33 | < Dukayn> | Maybe going to add a wheel heel for mobility instead |
| 12:33 | < Ceddo> | Those are sweet. |
| 12:33 | < Dukayn> | They are |
| 12:33 | < Dukayn> | Jump pack just isn't clicking for me |
| 12:34 | < Ceddo> | Well, you COULD try thrusters. |
| 12:34 | < Ceddo> | Try this: |
| 12:34 | < Ceddo> | Take a 1x3 plate. |
| 12:34 | < Ceddo> | Put binocs facing south on one end. |
| 12:35 | < Ceddo> | Put a 1x1 plate i nthe middle. |
| 12:35 | < Ceddo> | Put a 1x1 2/3 slope on the other end. |
| 12:35 | < Ceddo> | Put a 1x2 tile on the 1x1 plate, covering the bonics. |
| 12:35 | < Ceddo> | Makes for nifty thruster modules, Battletech style. |
| 12:35 | < Dukayn> | hmm |
| 12:35 | < Dukayn> | lemme try it |
| 12:36 | < Dukayn> | I tried a Gundam type wing deal but the mech's too bulky for it to look good |
| 12:36 | < Ceddo> | You could also use the 1x2 grill tile instead of the flat tile, for a more ... greebly look. |
| 12:36 | < Dukayn> | I think this has plenty of greeble hahaha |
| 12:37 | < Ceddo> | Well, whatever looks better! :D |
| 12:38 | < Ceddo> | You can use this module on the back, too. |
| 12:38 | < Ceddo> | Make two of them, mount them on the lamp holders, forexample. |
| 12:38 | < Ceddo> | Or slap the module on a 1x2 hinge bar plate and mount it to clips. |
| 12:38 | < Ceddo> | The possibilities are vast! |
| 12:39 | < Ceddo> | I wonder whether my old English teacher saw this happening. |
| 12:39 | < Ceddo> | "Mrs. Miller, one day, I will use the knowledge you imparted to me to describe complex lego assemblies via IRC. Thank you." |
| 12:41 | < Dukayn> | Hmm that works well actually |
| 12:43 | < Dukayn> | I think I like it. http://www.dukayn.net/MFZ/HtHOsprey7.png |
| 12:43 | < Dukayn> | http://www.dukayn.net/MFZ/HtHOsprey6.png |
| 12:46 | < Ceddo> | If you have them this close together, use a 1x2 slope and a 2x2 tile. |
| 12:46 | < Ceddo> | Makes it more stable. |
| 12:46 | < Dukayn> | yeah |
| 12:46 | < Dukayn> | I like it tight like that. Makes it a coherent pack instead of separate modules. But let me try with some separation |
| 12:48 | < Dukayn> | Ooh, actually |
| 12:48 | < Dukayn> | I like it separate too hehe |
| 12:48 | < Dukayn> | yeah I think I'll keep it like that |
| 12:48 | < Ceddo> | It's a nifty little module. |
| 12:49 | < Ceddo> | Never used it before, but I had it in my "maybe one day" list for a while. |
| 12:51 | < Dukayn> | It's nice |
| 12:51 | < Dukayn> | Works well with a 1x3 behind it |
| 12:52 | < Dukayn> | Just working out greebles and will have pics :P |
| 12:52 | < Ceddo> | Yay! |
| 12:55 | < Dukayn> | http://www.dukayn.net/MFZ/HtHOsprey8.png |
| 12:55 | < Dukayn> | http://www.dukayn.net/MFZ/HtHOsprey9.png |
| 12:55 | < Dukayn> | That's hot |
| 12:56 | < Ceddo> | Yipp. |
| 12:56 | < Ceddo> | Glad you like it! |
| 12:58 | < Dukayn> | Indeed |
| 13:00 | < Ceddo> | We are brothers in the brick. ^^ |
| 13:00 | < Dukayn> | heh |
| 13:00 | < Dukayn> | Now I need to improve those weapons |
| 13:04 | < Ceddo> | That's what I am doing right now. |
| 13:04 | < Ceddo> | The Mediator was too big. :D |
| 13:04 | < Dukayn> | heh |
| 13:04 | < Dukayn> | The ones I had were just kinda 'meh' |
| 13:05 | < Dukayn> | Trying to get some kind of flechette weapon |
| 13:05 | < Ceddo> | Well, you start somewhere. |
| 13:05 | < Ceddo> | OOh. |
| 13:06 | < Ceddo> | In that case, you need a profile brick as a mag. :D |
| 13:06 | < Ceddo> | (It's under the headlight brick section) |
| 13:07 | < Dukayn> | ah yep |
| 13:07 | < Dukayn> | nice |
| 13:14 | < Ceddo> | Alright, I think I got something |
| 13:15 | < Ceddo> | http://www.ced23ric.de/stuff/mf0/vij02_mediator3.png |
| 13:16 | < Ceddo> | To small and one big launcher. |
| 13:25 | < Dukayn> | That's nice |
| 13:26 | < Dukayn> | Why only one cone on the small ones? |
| 13:28 | < Ceddo> | Well, it's not a 1x2 face. |
| 13:28 | < Ceddo> | It's a 1 3/4 x 1 face. |
| 13:28 | < Ceddo> | So the other cone won't fit. |
| 13:28 | < Ceddo> | But maybe I can work around that. |
| 13:29 | < Dukayn> | ah ok |
| 13:29 | < Ceddo> | Nah, don't fit. |
| 13:29 | < Dukayn> | Yeah I see it now |
| 13:29 | < Dukayn> | All your Ijad gonna be purple? |
| 13:30 | < Ceddo> | The AofMUC, yes. |
| 13:30 | < Ceddo> | The Conclave of the Risen Moon will be white/black/blue. |
| 13:30 | < Ceddo> | But the Assembly of the Most Understanding Council will be white/darkgrey/purple, yipp. |
| 13:33 | < Dukayn> | cool cool |
| 13:33 | < Dukayn> | I'm going black/dark grey/orange for mine |
| 13:34 | < Ceddo> | Yeah, that's purty. |
| 13:34 | < Ceddo> | What's gonna be their name? |
| 13:34 | < Dukayn> | I have a shit ton of orange |
| 13:34 | < Dukayn> | I dunno yet |
| 13:34 | < Ceddo> | "Congegration of the Peachy Augurs" |
| 13:34 | < Dukayn> | haha |
| 13:35 | < Ceddo> | "Brotherhood of the Fiery Dawn" |
| 13:35 | < Dukayn> | Might stick with the mercenary vibe I've got going on in our PbP. Probably won't stick with the Roughnecks though |
| 13:35 | < Ceddo> | "The March of Enlightening Torches" |
| 13:38 | < Ceddo> | That works, yeah. |
| 13:39 | < Ceddo> | Alright. Arty done, Big Guns done. |
| 13:39 | < Ceddo> | Now I need two Soldier 'Frames and a Squad Leader 'frame |
| 13:39 | < Ceddo> | I'll go for a smoke and ponder that. |
| 13:41 | < Dukayn> | have fun |
| 13:46 | < Dukayn> | http://www.dukayn.net/MFZ/HtHOsprey10.png |
| 13:50 | < Ceddo> | I like that. |
| 13:50 | < Ceddo> | Maybe ... beef it up a notch? |
| 13:50 | < Ceddo> | Not much. |
| 13:50 | < Ceddo> | Just a tad bit. |
| 13:54 | < Dukayn> | Yeah trying to figure out how |
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| 14:02 | < Cedric> | The best part of building is being faced with a challenge and solving it. |
| 14:03 | < Dukayn> | Think i have it |
| 14:03 | < Dukayn> | http://www.dukayn.net/MFZ/HtHOsprey11.png |
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| 14:04 | < Cedric> | Yeah, that's sweet. |
| 14:04 | < Dukayn> | Cool cool cool |
| 14:04 | < Dukayn> | You wouldn't have seen my Arty version |
| 14:04 | < Dukayn> | with the chunky railguns |
| 14:05 | < Dukayn> | http://www.dukayn.net/MFZ/ArtyOsprey.png |
| 14:07 | < Cedric> | Oh fuck yes. :D |
| 14:08 | < Cedric> | I think I have it sorted out. |
| 14:08 | < Cedric> | Lemme show you. |
| 14:09 | < Cedric> | http://www.ced23ric.de/stuff/mf0/custodian_torso.png |
| 14:10 | < Dukayn> | That's horny |
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| 14:13 | < KarolineDianne> | Good morning, crusty crew |
| 14:14 | < Cedric> | Hello there, Saint Karoline. |
| 14:15 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm a saint? |
| 14:16 | < Dukayn> | Morning KD |
| 14:16 | < Dukayn> | Remember he wasn't here for the earlier conversations :P |
| 14:16 | < Dukayn> | brb |
| 14:17 | < KarolineDianne> | Yeah... About that... |
| 14:17 | < Cedric> | You are a Saint, yes. |
| 14:18 | < KarolineDianne> | Why am I a saint...? |
| 14:21 | < Cedric> | Well, by comparison. |
| 14:21 | < KarolineDianne> | I don't know if that applies anymore... |
| 14:22 | < KarolineDianne> | I may have let conversation get a little too dirty last night... And participated... Which I really shouldn't hav.e |
| 14:23 | < Dukayn> | eh, it's all good |
| 14:23 | < Dukayn> | And really you weren't exactly alone in letting it get dirty |
| 14:23 | < KarolineDianne> | I was half asleep and I said some rather inappropriate things. |
| 14:24 | < KarolineDianne> | Well sure... But that doesn't really make it less inapppropriate. |
| 14:24 | < Cedric> | Wait. |
| 14:24 | < Cedric> | WAIT. |
| 14:24 | < Cedric> | I demand a summary. |
| 14:24 | < KarolineDianne> | Last night was basically 'everyone talk about their sex lives' night |
| 14:24 | < Dukayn> | It totally was |
| 14:25 | < Cedric> | Oh, FUCK. |
| 14:25 | < Cedric> | And I missed it? |
| 14:25 | < KarolineDianne> | And then lots of random sillyness happened. |
| 14:25 | < Dukayn> | Yeah, ya did |
| 14:25 | < Cedric> | God DAMN it. |
| 14:25 | < Cedric> | Well, let's pick it up right there. |
| 14:25 | < Cedric> | Hi, my name is Chris, and I'm an exclusive top. |
| 14:26 | < KarolineDianne> | Like me and Afny got married by Soren. We then got divorced and I took half his legos. Then Soren made us walk the plank because he was a pirate. Afny got eaten by sharks, I got taken away by a shark-mermaid. |
| 14:26 | < Cedric> | All of that sounds very appropriate. |
| 14:26 | < KarolineDianne> | Hi, my name is Karla, and I'm so subby other subs dom me. |
| 14:26 | < Dukayn> | Wait you took half his Lego? |
| 14:26 | < Dukayn> | Ok, that's just not cool |
| 14:26 | < Cedric> | Wait, you are a supersub? |
| 14:27 | < Cedric> | But it makes sense. |
| 14:27 | < Cedric> | Would you call yourself shy? |
| 14:27 | < KarolineDianne> | Yes... |
| 14:27 | < KarolineDianne> | Duka, I was his wife. I legally owned half of everything, so I took my half. :P |
| 14:28 | < Cedric> | Which reminds me of this proverb: |
| 14:29 | < Cedric> | "No need to get married, just find a women and give her the house and half of what you own right away." |
| 14:29 | < Cedric> | Karoline: Okay. Cute. |
| 14:29 | < Cedric> | Mhmm. |
| 14:29 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm... Cripplingly shy when I'm in person. |
| 14:29 | < Cedric> | Are you the starfish kind of sub or the eager-to-please kind? More used or serving? |
| 14:30 | < KarolineDianne> | When all I see is text and I type instead of talk, normally I'm fine... But if I'm face to face... I basically shut down. |
| 14:30 | < KarolineDianne> | Starfish...? |
| 14:30 | < Dukayn> | Lie there and let them do stuff to ya, I imagine |
| 14:31 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh... Uh... |
| 14:31 | < Cedric> | Yeah. Starfish. |
| 14:31 | < Cedric> | Laying on one's back, extremeties spread out. |
| 14:31 | < Cedric> | Also known as "passive". :D |
| 14:32 | < KarolineDianne> | Well... It depends on who it is. I prefer a partner who's caring, gentle, loving, someone who nurtures me. I'm not too keen on being 'used'. THat just sounds... Mean. |
| 14:33 | < KarolineDianne> | And... No... I'm not passive. No more than being too shy to ask for things makes me passive. I follow instructions well. |
| 14:33 | < Cedric> | I see. |
| 14:33 | < Cedric> | Mhmm. |
| 14:33 | < Cedric> | You are the cute kind of subby. :D |
| 14:33 | < KarolineDianne> | >///<; |
| 14:34 | < Cedric> | See, I'm ambivalent. While I just can't bring myself to be subby, I adapt the way I run the show according the lady I'm with. |
| 14:34 | < KarolineDianne> | It hasn't panned out well for me in my love life, though. |
| 14:34 | < Cedric> | Well, you are getting taken advantage of. |
| 14:34 | < Cedric> | Sadly. |
| 14:34 | < Cedric> | Because you need a sub with respect and self-control. |
| 14:35 | < Cedric> | Someone who knows your limits without asking for them. Someone who makes you do things that you like and knows them. |
| 14:35 | < KarolineDianne> | My ex basically told me 'We'll never be together again because you're too shy and insecure to even ask me for what you want. It's pathetic'... I couldn't even utter out the words when she looked at me and said 'Just say it'. That's how shy I am. |
| 14:36 | < KarolineDianne> | A dom, you mean? |
| 14:36 | < Cedric> | Yeah. |
| 14:36 | < Cedric> | Mix-up there. |
| 14:37 | < KarolineDianne> | But yeah, I need someone who knows my limits and needs, and is able to take the initiative to meet them... Because I can't ask for it myself. |
| 14:37 | < Cedric> | Are you exclusively lesbian, bisexual or pansexual? |
| 14:37 | < KarolineDianne> | You missed the threesome story where I was with a guy too. I'm bisexual xD |
| 14:37 | < Cedric> | I miss all the fucking good stuff, eh? |
| 14:38 | < KarolineDianne> | It wasn't too interesting. Soren's story was the best. |
| 14:38 | < Cedric> | I am bicurious, but I have a hard time with guys, because I'd need such a little subby bitchboy, it'd be someone I would propbably not like outside of bed. |
| 14:38 | < Cedric> | So I am stuck in that conundrum. |
| 14:38 | < Cedric> | But I don't mind threesomes. |
| 14:39 | < Cedric> | Me 'n my (now ex) had my current roomie over when he was blueballed, so I offered her to him and we had a three-way. |
| 14:39 | < KarolineDianne> | I like men and women, but I seem more comfortable with women in general. I don't really get men. |
| 14:39 | < KarolineDianne> | Ohmy |
| 14:39 | < Cedric> | She was mine. |
| 14:39 | < Dukayn> | Goddamn I'm like the only straight guy here aren't I |
| 14:39 | < Cedric> | I don't know if you ... 'get that'. |
| 14:39 | < Cedric> | Sorry Dukey. :D |
| 14:40 | < Cedric> | I am predominantly straight, if that helps. |
| 14:40 | < Dukayn> | Haha |
| 14:40 | < Dukayn> | It's OK, it's interesting to be in the minority in that regard actually. |
| 14:40 | < Cedric> | Frenched a guy down to his tonsils in 2002, that was as far as I got. |
| 14:40 | < Cedric> | The rest is just in my head. |
| 14:40 | < KarolineDianne> | Soren's got a stick up his ass. And by stick I mean dildo. And by dildo I mean that strapon attached to that dominatrix. |
| 14:40 | < Dukayn> | Ah |
| 14:40 | < Dukayn> | LAWL |
| 14:40 | < Cedric> | AWW YEAH. |
| 14:40 | < Dukayn> | Oh god, Ced, go look at the logs |
| 14:40 | < Cedric> | Soren's one sick puppy. |
| 14:41 | < Cedric> | Love the guy. |
| 14:41 | < Dukayn> | and do a search for "dog" |
| 14:41 | < Cedric> | WHAT. |
| 14:41 | < Dukayn> | it's not as bad as that sounds |
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| 14:41 | < Dukayn> | but fuck you'll laugh |
| 14:41 | < KarolineDianne> | How appropriate that you say 'but fuck' |
| 14:41 | < Dukayn> | LMAO |
| 14:41 | < Cedric> | By missing the trashcan with a condom, that the family dog then ate. |
| 14:41 | < Cedric> | ... |
| 14:41 | < Dukayn> | yes |
| 14:42 | < Dukayn> | wow, that was quick |
| 14:42 | < Cedric> | I am trying so hard not to burst out laughing. |
| 14:42 | < Cedric> | I am at work. |
| 14:42 | < Dukayn> | it's ok, we all did |
| 14:42 | < Cedric> | In the Federal Ministry of Health of Germany. |
| 14:42 | < Cedric> | The window to the atrium is open. |
| 14:42 | < Cedric> | And I just almost lost my shit. |
| 14:42 | < Dukayn> | oh but German Ministries have the BEST sense of humour |
| 14:43 | < Dukayn> | German governmental officials are known for their light hearted approach to everything after all :P |
| 14:43 | < Cedric> | "YOUR BROTHER AND I ARE, UH, COLD." |
| 14:43 | < Cedric> | Win. |
| 14:43 | < Dukayn> | hahahha |
| 14:43 | < Cedric> | Excuse me while I now read up EVERYTHING THAT TRANSPIRED. |
| 14:44 | < Dukayn> | I laughed so hard at that |
| 14:44 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh dear |
| 14:44 | < Dukayn> | I was thinking, if that were me, the only thing I could come up with would be something along the lines of "HAVEN'T YOU SEEN BROKEBACK?!" |
| 14:44 | < Dukayn> | "WE'RE CAMPING FFS" |
| 14:44 | < Cedric> | 02:46 |
| 14:44 | < Cedric> | < Soren> |
| 14:44 | < Cedric> | Take the obvious, parts-expensive route. |
| 14:44 | < Cedric> | 02:49 |
| 14:44 | < Cedric> | < afny> |
| 14:44 | < Cedric> | AKA the Cedric way. |
| 14:44 | < Cedric> | The fuck. |
| 14:44 | < Dukayn> | hahahaha |
| 14:45 | < KarolineDianne> | So, on the subject of animals, apparently I'm the lesbian cat queen, according to my friends in other chatrooms. |
| 14:46 | < KarolineDianne> | I have three cats, they're all female. I'm periocially subjected to watching them do strange things to each other when they're in heat... And when they aren't doing that, they flock to me. When my cats are in heat, THEY DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE |
| 14:46 | < Dukayn> | haha |
| 14:47 | < Dukayn> | Sorry to take the conversation back to MFZ for a second, but check it: http://www.flickr.com/photos/31146427@N02/sets/72157629967804048/ |
| 14:48 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm loving the legs on that Frame. |
| 14:48 | < Dukayn> | Thanks |
| 14:48 | < Cedric> | MAYBE I JUST WANT MY GOD-DAMN BURGER MEDIUM RARE, HUNH. |
| 14:48 | < Dukayn> | A pity they use 4 travis and 4 t-piece but hey I was going for original :P |
| 14:48 | < KarolineDianne> | lol |
| 14:49 | < Cedric> | Dukey: "The obvious, parts-expensive route." |
| 14:49 | < Dukayn> | EXACTLY |
| 14:49 | < Cedric> | OH. |
| 14:49 | < Cedric> | DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY NEWEST IJAD? |
| 14:49 | < Cedric> | IT'S ALMOST DONE. |
| 14:49 | < Dukayn> | Fuck it, articulation trumps parts cheapness |
| 14:49 | < Dukayn> | Sure sure |
| 14:52 | < Cedric> | http://www.ced23ric.de/stuff/mf0/vij03_custodian.png |
| 14:52 | < Cedric> | RdRd Y B G WW 'frame. |
| 14:52 | < KarolineDianne> | yay for purplr spider tanks? |
| 14:53 | < Cedric> | Well, it's their colour scheme. And they are extremist Ijads. |
| 14:53 | < Cedric> | Using humanoid 'frames is out of the question. |
| 14:53 | < KarolineDianne> | oh? |
| 14:53 | < KarolineDianne> | ak |
| 14:53 | < Cedric> | So I take Soren's Scramblers and inject combat drugs. |
| 14:53 | < Dukayn> | Nice, nice |
| 14:53 | < Cedric> | I'mma take two of those. |
| 14:54 | < Cedric> | And now I need one more 'frame and the company is done. |
| 14:54 | < Cedric> | I need a name for that 'frame, too. |
| 14:54 | < Cedric> | VIJ-04 Hierophant ? |
| 14:55 | < Cedric> | It's a RdRd Y Y G 'frame, the command scrambler. |
| 14:57 | < KarolineDianne> | Oki doki, guys |
| 14:57 | < KarolineDianne> | I gotta go. |
| 14:57 | < KarolineDianne> | My coworker needs me to drive her to work, so I need to leave early. |
| 14:58 | < Dukayn> | cya KD |
| 14:58 | < Dukayn> | have a good one |
| 14:58 | < KarolineDianne> | (also she's a cute foreign girl who's told me she's bo-curiuos so maybe there's hope...!) |
| 14:58 | < KarolineDianne> | Bi-curious* |
| 14:59 | < Cedric> | Later, KD. |
| 14:59 | < Cedric> | And GET 'ER. |
| 14:59 | < Cedric> | Make her wet her panties and slip in the puddle! |
| 14:59 | < KarolineDianne> | I'M TRYING |
| 14:59 | < KarolineDianne> | wat |
| 14:59 | < Cedric> | :D |
| 15:00 | < KarolineDianne> | yeah okay, see ya! |
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| 15:00 | < Cedric> | So funny. |
| 15:00 | < Cedric> | I really like her. :D |
| 15:00 | < Dukayn> | I noticed |
| 15:00 | < Cedric> | I wonder why her presence turns me into such an asshole at times, though. |
| 15:01 | < Dukayn> | it does? |
| 15:01 | < Cedric> | Yah. |
| 15:01 | < Cedric> | I am a very kind and caring guy, in all actuality. |
| 15:01 | < Cedric> | Yeah, I do like raunchy and kinky sex, don't get me wrong. |
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| 15:02 | < Cedric> | Slamming a girl to a wall, grabbing her by the throat, fighting with her, all that, yes please. |
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| 15:02 | < Cedric> | But not beyond what's defined as okay as the least common denominator. |
| 15:03 | < Cedric> | But as a person, I am very gentle. :D |
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| 15:03 | < Cedric> | But when she's around, I just want to defile her thoughts. |
| 15:03 | < Cedric> | Oh, and Greg's, too. |
| 15:03 | < MittenNinja> | whoah |
| 15:03 | < Cedric> | ;D |
| 15:03 | < Dukayn> | And with that thought, hi Mittens |
| 15:03 | < MittenNinja> | interesting point to jump into the convo |
| 15:03 | < Cedric> | Just talking about how KD turns me into an asshole at times. |
| 15:03 | < MittenNinja> | hahaha |
| 15:03 | < Cedric> | As in, her presence. |
| 15:04 | < Cedric> | Also, got the Mediator Arty Ijad sorted. |
| 15:04 | < Cedric> | Did away with the quadlaunchers. |
| 15:04 | < Cedric> | http://www.ced23ric.de/stuff/mf0/vij02_mediator3.png |
| 15:04 | < Cedric> | Triple launchers now. |
| 15:04 | < Cedric> | And I have my frontline grunts done: http://www.ced23ric.de/stuff/mf0/vij03_custodian.png |
| 15:04 | < MittenNinja> | Nice man |
| 15:05 | < Cedric> | Gonna tackle the Command Scrambler now, then I'm done with that company. |
| 15:05 | < Cedric> | Mhmm. |
| 15:05 | < Cedric> | What to do next? D: |
| 15:07 | < Dukayn> | And I just finished my first 3 variants of the Osprey: http://www.flickr.com/photos/31146427@N02/sets/72157629967804048/with/7301664352 / |
| 15:08 | < Dukayn> | Ced helped me out with some design ideas for the jump pack and guns. |
| 15:09 | < maoranma> | Okay |
| 15:09 | | maoranma is now known as Noah |
| 15:09 | < MittenNinja> | Lookin good! |
| 15:09 | < Noah> | So, today, I'm going to make a lego labyrinth. |
| 15:09 | < MittenNinja> | Will it include a lego david bowe? |
| 15:10 | < Noah> | A lego Goblin King? No |
| 15:11 | < Cedric> | Hey, now that Mittens and Noah are here ... maybe you are not alone anymore, Dukey. |
| 15:11 | < Dukayn> | haha maybe |
| 15:11 | < Cedric> | Also, coworkers are gone, OFFICE PARTY. |
| 15:11 | < Cedric> | *turns up the BASS* |
| 15:11 | < Dukayn> | I make no assumptions |
| 15:11 | < Cedric> | There is a rave in my pants. |
| 15:11 | < Dukayn> | o_O |
| 15:12 | < Dukayn> | Dance Kirby dance! <( ^-^ <) (> ^-^ )> ^( ^-^ )^ |
| 15:13 | < Cedric> | Aww yeah. |
| 15:13 | < Cedric> | Nah. I got like 3:45h left on my clock here. |
| 15:13 | < Cedric> | No one is in. |
| 15:13 | < Cedric> | So I'mma put on some music and LDD it up. |
| 15:13 | < Dukayn> | heh |
| 15:13 | < Cedric> | Next up: Taking this puppy to the next level. https://www.dropbox.com/s/elm4b0g19uy4h1q/Ijad%20Command%20Scrambler%2001.JPG |
| 15:14 | < Dukayn> | I never liked the "shell" on that one |
| 15:15 | < MittenNinja> | It loooks too much like a sad puppy |
| 15:17 | < Cedric> | Well, dang. |
| 15:17 | < Cedric> | Soren's sending me one. |
| 15:17 | < Cedric> | Might aswell use it. |
| 15:18 | < MittenNinja> | Nice |
| 15:18 | < Dukayn> | heh |
| 15:20 | < Cedric> | Maybe not, actually. |
| 15:20 | < Cedric> | It's fucking weird part. :D |
| 15:23 | < Dukayn> | Hey Mittens, that whole commissioned frames thing you're doing, does that extend to someone say sending you a parts list and then you doing the dance with Bricklink because they hate doing / are too lazy to do it themselves? :P |
| 15:23 | < Cedric> | Soren and I were debating a Bricklink store for Mofos. |
| 15:25 | < Dukayn> | I just find it so fucking hard to do. |
| 15:25 | < Dukayn> | What with having to find stores with enough parts, etc. |
| 15:25 | < Cedric> | Yeah. |
| 15:26 | < Dukayn> | It's not that bad if you're happy to buy from like 5 stores |
| 15:26 | < Dukayn> | but fuck that. |
| 15:26 | < Dukayn> | I'll eventually get spousal approval to blow some cash and just order like 40 of everything I need :P |
| 15:26 | < Noah> | Yea, I've bought from several stores, and I've kept my price/piece to 0.072 |
| 15:27 | < Noah> | After shipping that is to say |
| 15:27 | < Dukayn> | Not bad |
| 15:27 | < Dukayn> | It seems for me the best bet is to not restrict stores to Australia only |
| 15:27 | < Dukayn> | cos by fuck we're limited |
| 15:28 | < Noah> | yea, I dunno what to suggest about down undah |
| 15:28 | < MittenNinja> | I'd be willing to see what I can do |
| 15:29 | < Dukayn> | only SIX stores have >5 Travis bricks. |
| 15:29 | < MittenNinja> | wow |
| 15:29 | < Dukayn> | and the only colours are bley, black, blue and dark grey |
| 15:29 | < MittenNinja> | Send me a list and I'll look into what I can get ya |
| 15:29 | < Dukayn> | Thanks, I appreciate it. I won't do it now but when I'm ready I might enlist some assistance. |
| 15:30 | < Dukayn> | I want to figure out exactly what I'm going to be building before I commit cash to it. |
| 15:31 | < MittenNinja> | for sure man |
| 15:31 | < MittenNinja> | I'm more tha happy to feel stuff out before anything is commited |
| 15:32 | < Dukayn> | So are you commissioning just your own pieces or what's the deal there? |
| 15:34 | < MittenNinja> | nah id be getting stuff from bricklink |
| 15:35 | < MittenNinja> | it's more of you tell me what you want, I'll start designing it and once we're happy with it I order the parts and send it off to you |
| 15:35 | < MittenNinja> | kind of like how Soren and Josh are doing custom companies from the kickstarter |
| 15:36 | < MittenNinja> | That way it solves me having to keep a bunch of stuff on hand |
| 15:37 | < MittenNinja> | and I don't lose out if there isnt any business |
| 15:38 | < Dukayn> | Well no I didn't mean are you selling your own physical frames, I just meant are you commissioning your own designs or do you take orders for say a Daisuke or a MINX too |
| 15:39 | < MittenNinja> | Oh, I'll do my own desgins, other designs, hell, I'll even design something brand new if ya want |
| 15:40 | < Dukayn> | Cool cool cool |
| 15:40 | | Soren|away is now known as Soren |
| 15:40 | < Dukayn> | BTW yeah I agree, the HtH one came out best |
| 15:40 | < MittenNinja> | SORENS BACK |
| 15:40 | < Soren> | I RETURN. |
| 15:40 | < Dukayn> | (referring to the Ospreys) |
| 15:40 | < MittenNinja> | oh absolutely |
| 15:41 | < MittenNinja> | what are you looking to build for your company? |
| 15:41 | < Dukayn> | I dunno yet |
| 15:42 | < Dukayn> | I'm just playing around with designs |
| 15:42 | < MittenNinja> | do you know the fluff or anything? |
| 15:42 | < Dukayn> | Well, in my entire gaming history I've never been part of any group which ever owed it's allegiance to anyone but themselves, so I figure why start now? :P |
| 15:42 | < Dukayn> | So probably mercs |
| 15:43 | < Soren> | The way I handled it was to just start throwing out designs, then start finding all the potential parts commonalities between the concepts, adjusting, and throwing out more pictures until something stuck. |
| 15:43 | < Dukayn> | I'd stick to my roots and make a Ghost Legion pirate company, but really I'm not sure there's the fluff to support pirates in 'frames. |
| 15:43 | < Dukayn> | Soren could tell me if I'm wrong, of course :) |
| 15:44 | < MittenNinja> | sure there is |
| 15:44 | < Dukayn> | OH WELL IN THAT CASE |
| 15:44 | < Dukayn> | \o/ |
| 15:44 | < MittenNinja> | think of something along the lines of Firefly |
| 15:44 | < Soren> | I would be fascinated to hear your justification for pirates. |
| 15:44 | < MittenNinja> | except they have a ship that carries their frames |
| 15:44 | < Dukayn> | Yeah but in Firefly they didn |
| 15:44 | < Dukayn> | yeah |
| 15:44 | < Soren> | (that means 'yes') |
| 15:44 | < MittenNinja> | one of their guys can hack into transit gates |
| 15:44 | < Dukayn> | I'm with Soren, really. I just don't see pirates getting off their ship and into giant fighty mechs |
| 15:45 | < MittenNinja> | thats how they get around |
| 15:45 | < Soren> | well, back up. |
| 15:45 | < MittenNinja> | they would if there's something on the surface that they wanted |
| 15:45 | < Noah> | Soren: What's the technology for interplanetary space travel look like? |
| 15:45 | < Dukayn> | True |
| 15:45 | < Soren> | 'pirate' is a pretty broad brush. |
| 15:45 | < MittenNinja> | yes it is |
| 15:45 | < Dukayn> | well they're not downloading Avril Lavigne CDs |
| 15:45 | < MittenNinja> | hahaha |
| 15:46 | < Soren> | these guys might lean more towards being hijackers, they might be - yeah. |
| 15:46 | < Noah> | Digital piracy is evil guys. |
| 15:46 | < Soren> | Maybe we smash all that stuff together. |
| 15:46 | < Soren> | they steal ships, and information. |
| 15:46 | < MittenNinja> | that could be fund |
| 15:46 | < MittenNinja> | *fun |
| 15:46 | < Soren> | Sometimes, to steal information, they fight, |
| 15:46 | < Dukayn> | hmm |
| 15:47 | < Soren> | Ced has some cool company ideas that involve a lot of guys with 2Y |
| 15:47 | < Soren> | That would work for the hackerosity. |
| 15:47 | < MittenNinja> | yeah |
| 15:47 | < Cedric> | A LOT. |
| 15:47 | < Dukayn> | Yeah, I saw those |
| 15:47 | < Cedric> | Hello there, fellow deviant. :D |
| 15:47 | | * Soren waves. |
| 15:47 | < MittenNinja> | and your B dice could be jamming devices and ECMs |
| 15:48 | < Cedric> | I read up on last night, Soren. |
| 15:48 | < Cedric> | I am now in the know. |
| 15:48 | < Cedric> | You sick puppy. |
| 15:48 | < Soren> | I saw. |
| 15:48 | < Cedric> | I knew there was good reason to grow a liking to you. |
| 15:48 | < Cedric> | Also, mail's coming. |
| 15:48 | < Soren> | woo! |
| 15:48 | < Cedric> | Didya ship out already? |
| 15:48 | < Dukayn> | You need a reason other than he's 33% of the makers of this most awesome game and he should be revered? :P |
| 15:49 | < Cedric> | If not, no biggie. Because I have a request. :D |
| 15:49 | < Soren> | Mmm, haven't yet. Gonna get mailers today. |
| 15:49 | < Cedric> | Sweet. |
| 15:49 | < Soren> | ohoho? |
| 15:49 | < Cedric> | Skip the Bionicle mask. |
| 15:49 | < Soren> | oh? |
| 15:49 | < Cedric> | Don't match my approach. :D |
| 15:49 | < Soren> | fair enough. |
| 15:49 | < Cedric> | But I will use a Bionicle piece. I don't know which one yet, but .. |
| 15:49 | < Cedric> | Thanks anyway! |
| 15:50 | < Dukayn> | The obvious, parts-expensive approach Ced? |
| 15:50 | < Soren> | So now I've got *that*. |
| 15:50 | < Soren> | anyone else? |
| 15:50 | < MittenNinja> | anyone else what? |
| 15:50 | < Soren> | up for that Bionicle mask. |
| 15:51 | < Cedric> | Dukayn: I've been smoking herbal substances with Everlast, watched Beyonce change, moderated a 35,000 member Paintball forum, can play one of the largest Paintball events of the US for free and have ties to many interesting people. |
| 15:51 | < MittenNinja> | nah, I've got no use for it |
| 15:51 | < Cedric> | Soren is a cool guy that I appreciate for himself, not for his involvement with MFZ. ;) |
| 15:51 | < Cedric> | Which is actually a compliment. Gotta dd that. |
| 15:51 | | * Soren grumbles about everyone's sense of adventure. |
| 15:51 | < Dukayn> | Oh, not everyone |
| 15:51 | < Cedric> | I'm sorry, not all of us intend to kill family dogs. |
| 15:52 | < MittenNinja> | My ijad are going to be pretty different from the quad legged style |
| 15:52 | < Soren> | Hey, so far as I know the dog lived and can poop normally now. |
| 15:52 | < Dukayn> | I'm a dad of 2 who works at home for a software repackaging and virtualisation company |
| 15:52 | < Cedric> | "Now" is the operative word there. |
| 15:52 | < MittenNinja> | I manage at a buffal wild wings |
| 15:52 | < MittenNinja> | *buffalo |
| 15:52 | < Soren> | it was one of those annoying little unkillable terrier breeds with hair that flops down over its eyes. |
| 15:52 | < Cedric> | My gosh. |
| 15:52 | < Soren> | I'm sure it's fine. |
| 15:53 | < MittenNinja> | hahaha |
| 15:53 | < Cedric> | It WOULD eat the condom. |
| 15:53 | < Cedric> | Just to annoy the piss outta you. |
| 15:53 | < Soren> | NUMNUMNUMNUM |
| 15:53 | < Cedric> | "DELICIOUS MEN SAWCE." |
| 15:53 | < Soren> | apparently. God, I fucking hate littel dogs. |
| 15:53 | < Soren> | little* |
| 15:53 | < Cedric> | See how I subtlely used the plural there? |
| 15:53 | < Cedric> | I'm such a wordsmith. |
| 15:54 | < Cedric> | Totally not a typo. |
| 15:54 | < Dukayn> | riiight |
| 15:54 | < Soren> | you're doin' something to those words, and it ain't smithin'. |
| 15:55 | < Noah> | Cedric: Der Minirock. That's miniskirt? |
| 15:55 | < Cedric> | Yippers. |
| 15:55 | < Cedric> | Rock, in German, is skirt. |
| 15:55 | < Noah> | And it's gender is male? |
| 15:55 | < Cedric> | Now rock, in English is "Felsen" in German. |
| 15:55 | < Cedric> | Yipp. |
| 15:55 | < MittenNinja> | I bet the wrestler has a whole different image there |
| 15:55 | < Cedric> | Nah. |
| 15:55 | < Cedric> | The Rock is fuckawesome. |
| 15:55 | < MittenNinja> | can you smell what the skirt is cookin! |
| 15:56 | < Cedric> | The pronounciation is different enough. |
| 15:56 | < Noah> | So, what is rock's gender? |
| 15:56 | < Cedric> | Male. |
| 15:56 | < Cedric> | Der Felsen. |
| 15:56 | < Noah> | Der Felsen indeed |
| 15:56 | < Cedric> | Cars are neutral. Das Auto. |
| 15:56 | < Cedric> | Carriages are male. Der Wagen. |
| 15:57 | < Cedric> | Carts are female. Die Karre. |
| 15:57 | < Cedric> | :D |
| 15:57 | < Dukayn> | Oh oh oh I know I know! Boats are neutral, cos DAS BOOT! |
| 15:57 | < Noah> | Sounds like a pain, there's no obvious way to know the gender of a noun? |
| 15:57 | < Dukayn> | It must be true because it's a movie, right? |
| 15:57 | | * Noah flips Dukayn like a table |
| 15:57 | < MittenNinja> | trust me, anything is easier to learn as a second language that english |
| 15:57 | < Soren> | Dukayn: this guy is fantastic: https://secure.flickr.com/photos/31146427@N02/7272192016/ |
| 15:58 | < Dukayn> | Noah: (????)?? ??? |
| 15:58 | < MittenNinja> | English is friggin retardly stupid |
| 15:58 | < Noah> | MittenNinja: Oh sure, English is rife with silliness |
| 15:58 | < Dukayn> | Worst language ever. |
| 15:58 | < Noah> | But all languages have their quirks |
| 15:59 | < MittenNinja> | Every other language in the world: Okay so you do this, except in these few cases, then you do this. |
| 15:59 | < Dukayn> | Soren: thanks, that was just a render of an LDR I saw somewhere |
| 15:59 | < Noah> | I mean, take Japanese. They have 3 distinct writing systems. |
| 15:59 | < MittenNinja> | English: you Do this, except in these cases, then you do this, but then if its this you do this, or if its this you do nothing |
| 15:59 | < Soren> | Really spiffy, though. |
| 15:59 | < Cedric> | German has twice as many words as English. |
| 15:59 | < Dukayn> | Yeah it rendered nicely |
| 15:59 | < Soren> | that hand is madness and will fall apart instantly, but so pretty. |
| 15:59 | < MittenNinja> | and there's a whole mess of words that are spelled the same, sounds the same, and mean different things |
| 15:59 | < Dukayn> | LOL yeah |
| 16:00 | < Cedric> | Mittens: German is just like that. |
| 16:00 | < Noah> | Cedric: Do you mean modern lexicon or pure german words? |
| 16:00 | < Cedric> | Only our words have more letters and our grammar is on cracl. |
| 16:00 | < MittenNinja> | I'm a native english speaker and I think it's ridiculous |
| 16:00 | < Cedric> | *crack |
| 16:00 | < Cedric> | Noah: Even day-to-day conversations. |
| 16:01 | < Cedric> | For some things, you don't have dedicated words in English. |
| 16:01 | < Cedric> | There's like 10 shades of expressing one's love for someone. |
| 16:01 | < MittenNinja> | german has its moments though |
| 16:01 | < Cedric> | In English, I'm hard pressed. |
| 16:01 | < MittenNinja> | example: Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapit?n |
| 16:01 | < Cedric> | counterexample: Rindfleischettikettierungs?berwachungsaufgaben?bertragungsgesetz. |
| 16:02 | < Noah> | I've always known English was crazy, but when I started learning Esperanto, it underlined and bolded the crazy |
| 16:02 | < Cedric> | Heh. Can't say anything about Esperanto. |
| 16:02 | < MittenNinja> | yeah, english is pretty out there |
| 16:02 | < Noah> | I like it, a lot. |
| 16:03 | < Noah> | It's just easy. Take Ludi, to play. Now, I want you to go play, Ludu! But what if the Ludo I watched last night was terrible? Or maybe I droped my toy? Poor Ludilo |
| 16:03 | < Noah> | Literally, play-tool |
| 16:04 | < MittenNinja> | alrighty time to get ready for work |
| 16:05 | < Dukayn> | Work, fuck. I need to look at going to bed. |
| 16:05 | < MittenNinja> | Duke: shoot me an email if you get a concept down. |
| 16:05 | < Dukayn> | My 4 year old will have me up in 5 hours |
| 16:05 | < MittenNinja> | i'll totally mess around with it |
| 16:05 | < Dukayn> | cheers mate |
| 16:05 | < Noah> | Four? I'm jealous, I'm still in the terrible twos with mine |
| 16:05 | < MittenNinja> | later guys! |
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| 16:06 | < Noah> | He's a raging little destructive monster, but I love him, I think |
| 16:06 | < Noah> | I mean, I haven't smothered him yet |
| 16:06 | < Cedric> | Good sign right there. |
| 16:07 | < Dukayn> | hahaha |
| 16:07 | < Noah> | Mi ne estos sufoki mian filon. |
| 16:07 | < Dukayn> | we have a 2.5 year old too |
| 16:07 | < Dukayn> | so, there's that. |
| 16:07 | < Dukayn> | goddamit Schoon needs to hang out here |
| 16:07 | < Dukayn> | Cedric you'll do :P |
| 16:08 | < Noah> | Well, tell Schoon to hang out here |
| 16:08 | < Cedric> | Okay, what am I doing? |
| 16:08 | < Dukayn> | Do you reckon Nightingale Alpha is in arty range for Banana? |
| 16:08 | < Dukayn> | It's hard to tell without a proper grid. |
| 16:10 | < Noah> | http://donh.best.vwh.net/Esperanto/rules.html |
| 16:11 | < Cedric> | Okay, lemme check. |
| 16:12 | < Cedric> | Nope, but that's not a problem. |
| 16:12 | < Dukayn> | Well I've got a 5 move |
| 16:13 | < Cedric> | Move first, move 5 north, assign 5 to def, fire at Carrot, drop a 5 Spot on Carrot. |
| 16:13 | < Cedric> | Actually, screw that. |
| 16:13 | < Cedric> | Fire at Banana after the move. |
| 16:13 | < Cedric> | Stil put the spot on Carrot. |
| 16:13 | < Dukayn> | That was the plan |
| 16:14 | < Dukayn> | I want to take out those double blues |
| 16:14 | < Cedric> | Your 11 beats his 6. |
| 16:14 | < Cedric> | I didn't see your 5 spot from before. |
| 16:14 | < Dukayn> | yeah |
| 16:14 | < Dukayn> | only decent roll I got :P |
| 16:17 | < Cedric> | That should put a dent in him. |
| 16:17 | < Dukayn> | Fingers crossed |
| 16:17 | < Cedric> | I'd take out Carrot next, get rid of his big guns. |
| 16:17 | < Cedric> | http://www.ced23ric.de/stuff/mf0/vij04_hierophant.png |
| 16:17 | < Cedric> | http://www.ced23ric.de/stuff/mf0/vij04_hierophant2.png |
| 16:18 | < Cedric> | Command 'frame. |
| 16:18 | < Soren> | ooh. |
| 16:18 | < Soren> | I like! |
| 16:19 | < Dukayn> | Oh yeah, that's hot |
| 16:22 | < Cedric> | *bow* You are too kind. |
| 16:22 | < Cedric> | Took forever to find a bionicle plate that was cool to look at and good for mounting. |
| 16:22 | < Cedric> | That one did quite nicely. |
| 16:23 | < Cedric> | http://www.ced23ric.de/stuff/mf0/aotmuc.png |
| 16:23 | < Cedric> | Group shot! |
| 16:26 | < Dukayn> | Very nice |
| 16:26 | < Soren> | aaaaaand MMMMISSSILES |
| 16:26 | < Soren> | PFOOM |
| 16:27 | < Cedric> | Exactly. |
| 16:27 | < Cedric> | Coordinated long range plasma-discharge missile showers. |
| 16:27 | < Dukayn> | ok well I'm heading to bed |
| 16:27 | < Soren> | g'night! |
| 16:27 | < Cedric> | Dukey! |
| 16:27 | < Cedric> | Add your spot. |
| 16:28 | < Cedric> | For got your 5 spot on a new target with your declared actions there. |
| 16:28 | < Cedric> | *Forgot |
| 16:28 | < Cedric> | BRB, snatching some food from a conference room. :D |
| 16:28 | < Dukayn> | Do I need to do that now? |
| 16:28 | < Cedric> | Nah. |
| 16:28 | < Cedric> | But you could! |
| 16:28 | < Dukayn> | I thought I just declared defence and target, then I declare other stuff |
| 16:28 | < Cedric> | And speed things up. |
| 16:28 | < Dukayn> | Once his attack is resolved |
| 16:29 | < Dukayn> | True |
| 16:29 | < Cedric> | Do as you like. |
| 16:29 | < Dukayn> | Nah I like being efficient, although it seems to confuse our game master :P |
| 16:32 | < Dukayn> | OKthat's done |
| 16:32 | < Dukayn> | Now I'm off to bed |
| 16:33 | < Dukayn> | Right as I realise I'm taking tactical advice FROM MY OTHER ENEMY COMBATANT :P |
| 16:33 | < Soren> | hee. |
| 16:33 | < Soren> | sleep well! |
| 16:33 | < Dukayn> | ah well, I never expected to win this. |
| 16:33 | < Dukayn> | thanks, talk to you tomorrow :) |
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| 16:39 | < Soren> | Okay, gotta remember to get padded mailers while I'm out. |
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| 16:40 | < Cedric> | I grabbed some this morning. |
| 16:40 | < Soren> | Karla gets the Bionicle mask because the rest of you guys are no fun. |
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| 16:40 | < Cedric> | And by that I mean, I literally grabbed a pack of four, ripped it open, wrote your name on one, stashed the other three and paid the postage. |
| 16:41 | < Cedric> | YOU ARE GETTING A STOLEN MAILER. |
| 16:41 | < Soren> | hah |
| 16:41 | < Cedric> | Did it like that for the past 5 years. |
| 16:41 | < Cedric> | Not gonna change it now! |
| 16:41 | <~Noah> | Cedric, menace to society |
| 16:41 | < Cedric> | That's about as menacing as I get. |
| 16:41 | < Cedric> | I usually don't use my powers for evil. |
| 16:41 | < Soren> | well, without a safeword. |
| 16:42 | < Cedric> | Never needed a safeword. |
| 16:42 | < Cedric> | I wouldn't even know what to make one. |
| 16:42 | < Cedric> | "Monday Icecream!" |
| 16:42 | < Cedric> | I would be so out of it. |
| 16:42 | < Cedric> | And probably crack up. |
| 16:43 | < Cedric> | Which would make it probably worse. |
| 16:43 | < Soren> | probably. |
| 16:43 | < Cedric> | So we are calling her Karla now? |
| 16:43 | < Cedric> | I wasn't done with my nicknames yet. |
| 16:43 | < Cedric> | Saint Karoline is the name of today. |
| 16:43 | < Soren> | it was easier to write on her bag of parts, so. |
| 16:44 | < Soren> | I'm going with it |
| 16:44 | < Cedric> | <Dukayn> Right as I realise I'm taking tactical advice FROM MY OTHER ENEMY COMBATANT :P <--- This is so great. |
| 16:44 | < Cedric> | Because it's so true. |
| 16:44 | < Soren> | it is. |
| 16:44 | < Cedric> | The way I see, I am setup for taking this home. |
| 16:44 | < Cedric> | +it |
| 16:45 | < Cedric> | As soon as Dukey loses one asset, I am up on initiative. |
| 16:45 | < Soren> | I'll have to catch up when I get back. |
| 16:45 | < Cedric> | It's pretty hilarious. |
| 16:45 | < Soren> | I think I looked at that thread a couple weeks ago. |
| 16:45 | < Cedric> | Just look at deployment and company composition and asset value. |
| 16:47 | < Soren> | can't gotta finish coffee and head out soon. |
| 16:48 | < Soren> | I mean, I could look, but htere's no room to have a conversation about it. |
| 16:48 | < Soren> | there's* |
| 16:48 | < Soren> | Man. Last night was magical. |
| 16:49 | < Soren> | Even if it did prove, once again, that I type better with half a bottle of wine in my system. |
| 16:51 | | Soren is now known as Soren|away |
| 16:51 | < Soren|away> | I'm out! back around lunch MST. |
| 16:53 | < Cedric> | See ya later! |
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| 18:08 | < Cedric> | Ugh, there is fuck all going on here. |
| 18:08 | < Cedric> | FUCK ALL. |
| 18:08 | < Cedric> | The Ijad are done, the Raiders are done, what do? D: |
| 18:09 | < Cedric> | You know what, today, I will rip everything apart that's not part of my later companies. |
| 18:09 | < Cedric> | And see what I can cook up. |
| 18:09 | < Cedric> | Maybe build a new company out of the rubble. |
| 18:09 | < Cedric> | Og, the Serpents are done, too |
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| 18:18 | < Cedric> | Heya Ex Gee Oh Five. |
| 18:19 | < XGundam05> | Hey |
| 18:19 | < XGundam05> | just kinda lurking for a while |
| 18:20 | < XGundam05> | and waiting for the android emu to boot -.- |
| 18:20 | < Cedric> | Well, I am lurking since ... 6pm. |
| 18:20 | < Cedric> | And it's 7:20pm now here. |
| 18:20 | < Cedric> | So, help me with the last 40 minutes before I can go home. |
| 18:20 | < Cedric> | :D |
| 18:22 | < XGundam05> | sounds fun >.> it's 1:20pm over here |
| 18:27 | < Cedric> | I'm writing my companies into the background threat. *le sigh* It's something to do for now. |
| 18:33 | < Cedric> | *thread. |
| 18:33 | < Cedric> | There is no threat, America. |
| 18:35 | < XGundam05> | lol |
| 18:36 | < XGundam05> | I was hoping to put some radar charts for the frames in the app, but I can't find a decent, free chart library that supports them -.- |
| 18:42 | < Cedric> | Well, you have a problem, too. |
| 18:42 | < Cedric> | R and Y belong together. |
| 18:42 | < Cedric> | B and G belong together. |
| 18:42 | < Cedric> | R and B don't correlate, neither do Y and G. |
| 18:42 | < Cedric> | Or R and G and Y and B. |
| 18:43 | < Cedric> | So your radarchart is showing me things that are almost ... worthless. |
| 18:47 | < XGundam05> | Radar charts generally don't have relatedness between adjacent variables, mostly just a way to quickly visualize multi-variable data for large groupings of individual observations |
| 18:47 | < Cedric> | I have to admit, it does noithing for me. |
| 18:47 | < Cedric> | Not trying to discredit your work. |
| 18:47 | < XGundam05> | no problem |
| 18:47 | < Cedric> | I just have no ... grasp of what the use is. :D |
| 18:47 | < Cedric> | Maybe you can explain it to me. |
| 18:48 | < XGundam05> | 1) I thought it looked cool :P |
| 18:49 | < XGundam05> | A rose chart would work just as well probably too |
| 18:49 | < XGundam05> | maybe better |
| 18:50 | < XGundam05> | I just remember playing some older games on the ps1 (maybe it was Vanguard Bandits?) that would have radar charts with things like the stats |
| 18:51 | < XGundam05> | You can kinda look at it and see what things the frame is good at at a quick glance |
| 18:51 | < Cedric> | See, in correlated data, I could understand it. :D |
| 18:51 | < Cedric> | If I have a large area covered in the weapons district, well, I guess it's a shooty frame. |
| 19:02 | < Cedric> | Alright, I am ouuta here! |
| 19:02 | < Cedric> | Later! |
| 19:04 | < XGundam05> | cya! |
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| 19:29 | | [afny] is now known as afny |
| 19:29 | < afny> | Welp, I've already forgotten my regnick password |
| 19:29 | < afny> | TIME TO REGISTER A NEW NICK. |
| 19:30 | < afny> | Oh wait, it's tied to an email. Duh. |
| 19:30 | < afny> | ACCESS DENIED |
| 19:31 | <~Noah> | You're terrible afny |
| 19:32 | < afny> | Yes, yes. |
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| 19:34 | | afny is now known as [afny] |
| 19:34 | < [afny]> | Ahhh it's infuriating. It won't let me resend my password to my email...without my password! |
| 19:34 | | [afny] is now known as afny |
| 19:35 | <~Noah> | Join #nightstar and see if someone can send you a password reset via email |
| 19:35 | <~Noah> | They might not respond immediately, so be patient |
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| 20:05 | < Ceddo> | Why are Canadians so polite? |
| 20:05 | < Ceddo> | BECAUSE THEY HAVE SWIFT CUNTS. |
| 20:05 | < Ceddo> | I love BroTeamPill. |
| 20:29 | | afny|away is now known as afny |
| 20:29 | < afny> | That sounds like a testosterone supplement |
| 20:30 | < Ceddo> | But it is the best Youtube channel of all times. |
| 20:30 | < Ceddo> | http://www.youtube.com/BroTeamPill |
| 20:31 | | Soren|away is now known as Soren |
| 20:33 | < Ceddo> | <3 |
| 20:34 | < afny> | Pretty funny, I admit. |
| 20:34 | < afny> | I liked |
| 20:34 | < afny> | "those fuckers can meet me in the DANK cellar. Or the DARK cellar." |
| 20:35 | <~Noah> | School time, bot offline until I return |
| 20:35 | < Soren> | later! |
| 20:35 | < Ceddo> | Afny: All of it is great. |
| 20:36 | < Ceddo> | Welcome back, Soren. |
| 20:36 | < afny> | Bye Noah |
| 20:38 | < Ceddo> | Bye Noah. |
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| 20:42 | < KarolineDianne> | hallo |
| 20:43 | < Soren> | hallo! |
| 20:43 | < KarolineDianne> | So, bad news. My friend/coworker/crush has a boyfriend back home. Looks like that's going nowhere. |
| 20:44 | < Soren> | Perhaps. |
| 20:44 | < Soren> | You never know until you ask, though. |
| 20:45 | < Ceddo> | *clears throat* |
| 20:45 | < Ceddo> | I will swallow the comment I had. |
| 20:45 | < Ceddo> | And just say: Heya, KD. What's up? |
| 20:45 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm curious. |
| 20:45 | < KarolineDianne> | What was the comment? :o |
| 20:45 | < Ceddo> | Oh, it was supereasy. Practically got it for free. |
| 20:46 | < Ceddo> | "THREESOME AWWW YEAH." |
| 20:46 | < KarolineDianne> | And I just got home from a rather rough day at work.. But it was satisfying rough. Not stressful rough. So I'm good. |
| 20:46 | < KarolineDianne> | Her boyfriend is in Nigeria. |
| 20:46 | < Ceddo> | Different zipcodes. |
| 20:46 | < Ceddo> | See, I don't condone unfaithfulness. |
| 20:47 | < Ceddo> | But being around half the globe and not around for months is cruel. |
| 20:47 | < Ceddo> | Vaginas have needs, just like penes. |
| 20:47 | < KarolineDianne> | That's what vibrators are for. |
| 20:47 | < KarolineDianne> | Anyway |
| 20:47 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm not going to pursue someone whom I know is already in a relationship. That's inconsiderate and rude. |
| 20:48 | < Ceddo> | Soren: Interestingly enough, 8 'frames of the Ijad are 200 bricks less than 6 'frames for my roomies MINXes. |
| 20:48 | < Ceddo> | KD: You can ask. |
| 20:48 | < Soren> | nice. |
| 20:48 | < Ceddo> | I mean, you can go for casual sex, I guess. |
| 20:48 | < KarolineDianne> | the Minx design is effing amazing |
| 20:48 | < Ceddo> | Unless you're not the type for that. |
| 20:48 | < Ceddo> | It is and it's not. |
| 20:48 | < Ceddo> | Ever built one? |
| 20:49 | < Ceddo> | They are brutish looking, but actually rather flimsy. |
| 20:49 | < Ceddo> | Like, each section (torso + backmodule; arms + shoulders; legs + feet) by itself is sturdy. |
| 20:50 | < Soren> | ...but the connections between the, are terrible? |
| 20:50 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh? They just look so awesome. |
| 20:50 | < Soren> | them* |
| 20:50 | < Ceddo> | But as soon as they are combined, the weight of the upper part pushes the nose down, and the arms are too unsupported to hold any larger gun unless they rest the arm on the thigh or angle the shoulder for friction. |
| 20:50 | < KarolineDianne> | I just adore the design. |
| 20:50 | < Ceddo> | It's a nice shape for sure. I know why Danni wants me to build 6 of them for him. :D |
| 20:51 | < Ceddo> | They just require constant action poses. |
| 20:51 | < Ceddo> | Or they flapp about. |
| 20:51 | < Soren> | One way to handle a weak arm is to anchor the weapons to the shoulders, too. |
| 20:51 | < Ceddo> | Well, the arms are 3 units long. |
| 20:51 | < Ceddo> | And there's literally no mount but the hole in the shoulder where the claw goes into. |
| 20:51 | < Ceddo> | I am debating switching the claws for tile clips. |
| 20:52 | < Soren> | hrm. |
| 20:52 | < Ceddo> | But that doesn't change the T-piece in the shoulder. |
| 20:52 | < Soren> | Yeah, I'm having trouble seeing a *good* solution. |
| 20:52 | | * KarolineDianne also, is far too shy to ask her friend to be her fuckbuddy... >.< |
| 20:52 | < KarolineDianne> | So that idea is out too |
| 20:52 | < Ceddo> | You can't support an outstretched arm AND any kind of weight on just the friction of a T piece in a headlightbrick. |
| 20:52 | < Ceddo> | KD: I'd ask you. |
| 20:52 | < Ceddo> | But you're kinda far away. |
| 20:53 | < KarolineDianne> | Sure, you could ask me, but I couldn't ask you. That's the problem. |
| 20:53 | < KarolineDianne> | I can't initiate. |
| 20:53 | < Ceddo> | Soren: I was pondered bitting on it. |
| 20:53 | < Ceddo> | *biting |
| 20:53 | < Ceddo> | KD: Ah, gotcha. Mhmm. |
| 20:53 | < Ceddo> | You are a bit in a pickle there. |
| 20:53 | < Soren> | No, the problem in the complete lack of pickle. |
| 20:53 | < Soren> | is* |
| 20:54 | < Ceddo> | OH SNAP. |
| 20:54 | < Ceddo> | Well, I wish I could help ya. |
| 20:54 | < Ceddo> | Do you know whether she swings both ways at all? |
| 20:55 | < KarolineDianne> | She says she's straight, but she'd try it with a girl. She says she likes to try new things and whatnot... |
| 20:55 | < Ceddo> | She said that, straight up, to you? |
| 20:55 | < KarolineDianne> | yes. |
| 20:55 | < Ceddo> | You're in business. |
| 20:56 | < Soren> | yeah. That's interest. |
| 20:56 | < Ceddo> | Get her over for a video & couch evening, put some wine down and get cuddly. |
| 20:56 | < KarolineDianne> | I dunno, though... She's in a relationship... I don't want to become her mistress... :O |
| 20:56 | < Ceddo> | She'll kiss you and make out with you and play it off as being tipsy later. Makes it easier for her. Break her in gently, she'll come baxck. |
| 20:56 | < Ceddo> | Well, then don't become her mistress, just be her experiment. |
| 20:56 | < Ceddo> | You'll have fun, so will she. |
| 20:56 | < Soren> | Good movies to pick: Amelie, High Fidelity, possibly Harold and Maude. |
| 20:57 | < Soren> | (they've all worked for me) |
| 20:57 | < afny> | Amelie is choice. |
| 20:57 | < Soren> | very choice. |
| 20:57 | < Ceddo> | Too much synergy, Soren. Too much synergy. We need a radio show or something. |
| 20:57 | < afny> | What, DRAGNET? |
| 20:57 | < Soren> | That is a movie that makes people want to bang. |
| 20:57 | < KarolineDianne> | You guys really underestimate just how shy I am. |
| 20:57 | < Soren> | I'm pretty shy too, K. |
| 20:57 | < Ceddo> | That's why we are proposing things that require little to no action from your side. |
| 20:57 | < Soren> | I deal with it by putting myself out there. |
| 20:58 | < Soren> | there's a quote I have for you, actually. |
| 20:58 | < Soren> | Lemme go find it. |
| 20:58 | < Ceddo> | See, I've never been shy, because I am narcissitic. |
| 20:58 | < KarolineDianne> | :o |
| 20:58 | < Ceddo> | KD, sometimes you gotta be strong despite not knowing how. := |
| 20:58 | < Ceddo> | * :) |
| 20:59 | < Ceddo> | Invite her over for a movie. |
| 20:59 | < Ceddo> | Give her wine. |
| 20:59 | < Ceddo> | It'll play by itself. |
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| 20:59 | < Soren> | We'll console you if something goes wrong. |
| 20:59 | < KarolineDianne> | Ceddo I don't even drink |
| 20:59 | < afny> | Surprisingly non-rapey advice from Ced. |
| 20:59 | < Ceddo> | *throws up hands* |
| 20:59 | < Ceddo> | The alcohol is NOT to get drunk. |
| 20:59 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm not even old enough to legally possess alcohol |
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| 20:59 | < Soren> | Let her get wine. Or mix something non-alcoholic. |
| 21:00 | < Soren> | It's a detail. |
| 21:00 | < Ceddo> | The wine is SHE can BLAME it on the alcohol. It's a presented bail-out card. |
| 21:00 | < Ceddo> | *so |
| 21:00 | < Ceddo> | Well, and it also lowers inhibitations. |
| 21:00 | < Soren> | trust your General Staff. Our mission planning will get you laid. |
| 21:00 | < afny> | ...or arrested. |
| 21:00 | | * Ceddo nods. |
| 21:00 | < afny> | But, you know. Maybe laid. |
| 21:00 | < Ceddo> | afny: Arrested? Technically, if she'd get porked in jail, she still got laid due to our plan, then. |
| 21:01 | < Soren> | ... |
| 21:01 | < afny> | I think that's more of a prison thing.. |
| 21:01 | < afny> | . |
| 21:01 | < Ceddo> | What? Trying to see the good things. |
| 21:01 | < Soren> | Okay, can't find it. |
| 21:01 | < Soren> | But the point I want to impart is this: just put yourself out there. Just show up. |
| 21:01 | < Ceddo> | No. KD. Tell her to get a nice bottle of red wine. |
| 21:01 | < Soren> | People suck. People will fuck you over. |
| 21:01 | < Soren> | People will reject you and give you mixed signals. |
| 21:02 | < Ceddo> | Cook something yummy with chocolate. And maybe strawberries. Somethign that's bite size. |
| 21:02 | < Ceddo> | Something you could feed her. Or she could feed you. |
| 21:02 | < Soren> | But you have to just keep asking, and keep showing up, to find people who will love, honor, and appreciate you. |
| 21:02 | < Ceddo> | Chocolate gets the libido running. |
| 21:02 | < Soren> | They're out there and you deserve to have them. And they deserve to have you. |
| 21:02 | < Ceddo> | Good god, Soren, I have a question. |
| 21:02 | < Ceddo> | Because YOU will understand. |
| 21:02 | < Soren> | shoot. |
| 21:03 | < Ceddo> | How come that those people that would be deemed devint by most have usually the better, if not higher/highest moral standards? |
| 21:03 | < Ceddo> | *deviant |
| 21:03 | < Soren> | Because the only people who are truly moral are people who are moral *because* there's nobody watching. |
| 21:03 | < Ceddo> | I mean, fuck. You're pretty messed up, so am I. We like raunchy stuff and indulge in it. Yet, I think we're ... the better part of this shitshow. |
| 21:04 | < afny> | People that fly under the "majority" flag can get away with a lot more shit because they don't feel the need to answer for themselves. |
| 21:04 | < Soren> | More or less. |
| 21:04 | < afny> | People outside of that have to define their own morality; they can't ride on the coattails of religions they don't buy into, or social normals that smell funky to them. |
| 21:05 | < Soren> | The way I see it, you're entitled to all the pleasure you can grab with both hands before you die. |
| 21:05 | < Soren> | As long as you don;t hurt other people doing it. |
| 21:05 | < Soren> | You paid for that shit by being here, by suffering and sweating and eventually dying here. You should enjoy it while you have it. |
| 21:05 | < Ceddo> | *sniff* |
| 21:06 | < Ceddo> | I feel so understood and warm inside. |
| 21:06 | < KarolineDianne> | Unless they consent to being hurt, at which point it gets blurry as to whether you're actually hurting them or giving them pleasure. |
| 21:06 | < Ceddo> | Nah. |
| 21:06 | < Soren> | That's just a broader definition of 'pleasure'. |
| 21:06 | < Ceddo> | I'm not gonna punch your teeth out. |
| 21:06 | < Ceddo> | I am not gonna carve my birthday into your inner thigh. |
| 21:06 | < Ceddo> | And I am not gonna burn the witch. |
| 21:06 | < Ceddo> | If that gets you off, please go ahead. |
| 21:06 | < Ceddo> | But I won't join in. |
| 21:07 | < KarolineDianne> | I have a friend in Sweden who's into CBT |
| 21:07 | < KarolineDianne> | And all sorts of crazy sado-masochistic bdsm stuff |
| 21:07 | < afny> | Maybe I'm uninformed,but that kind of stuff CAN be a proxy for self-harm, and I don't really think it's healthy. |
| 21:07 | < KarolineDianne> | And he probably gets more buttsecks than Soren |
| 21:07 | < Soren> | I dated someone who was into that. |
| 21:08 | < Soren> | story time: |
| 21:08 | < KarolineDianne> | ooh! |
| 21:08 | < afny> | But there's a difference between a light flogging and real damage. |
| 21:08 | | * KarolineDianne sits in front of Soren. :D |
| 21:08 | < Soren> | Okay, so, when I was 15, I had this friend. |
| 21:08 | < Soren> | No, wait. 16. |
| 21:08 | < Soren> | She was 15. |
| 21:08 | < Soren> | One night, she calls me, at 2am. |
| 21:08 | < Soren> | She needs me to come over. |
| 21:08 | < Soren> | Her folks are out. |
| 21:09 | < Soren> | I think 'I gonna get sexy times!' |
| 21:09 | < Soren> | Instead, i walk in and she's on the couch, bleeding from both wrists, sobbing that she doesn't wanna die. |
| 21:09 | < KarolineDianne> | oh fuck |
| 21:09 | < Soren> | the couch looked like a menstrual pad. |
| 21:09 | < Soren> | it was horrifying. |
| 21:09 | < KarolineDianne> | shit fuck did you save her? |
| 21:09 | < KarolineDianne> | D: |
| 21:10 | < Soren> | So I call 911 and I fucking *hold her wrists together* while they come. |
| 21:10 | < Soren> | I'm hyperventilating and crying. |
| 21:10 | < KarolineDianne> | holy fuck |
| 21:11 | < Soren> | She was okay. It was a big deal and I was forbidden to ever see her again, because her folks are assholes who wanted to make like it never happened. |
| 21:11 | < Soren> | But she's okay. |
| 21:11 | < Soren> | So, there's the background |
| 21:11 | < KarolineDianne> | Soren, that's... Holy... |
| 21:11 | < KarolineDianne> | Jeeze |
| 21:11 | < KarolineDianne> | Wow... |
| 21:11 | < Soren> | FLASH FORWARD: I'm 21, close to 22. I'm seeing this girl who's... into some kiny shit. |
| 21:11 | < Soren> | kinky* |
| 21:12 | < KarolineDianne> | You save their daughter's life and you're forbidden to see her again? |
| 21:12 | < Soren> | She has some scars, but i figure it's all old and she doesn't want to talk about it. |
| 21:12 | < Soren> | I don;t know what was going on there. |
| 21:12 | < Soren> | So, we're lying in bed after a pretty intense and rough session. |
| 21:13 | < Soren> | And this girl says "Hey. You wanna go to town on me with this razor blade?" |
| 21:13 | < Soren> | i FLIP OUT |
| 21:13 | < afny> | That's pretty fucked up. |
| 21:13 | < Soren> | yelling, jumping up, grabbing my clothes. I leave at high speed. |
| 21:13 | < Soren> | Later, I find out that I forgot my underwear and grabbed hers. |
| 21:13 | < Soren> | But that's not the important part. |
| 21:14 | < Soren> | The important part is that, freak though I am, I have limits on blood-play for a very good reason, and when I talk about them? I mean them. |
| 21:14 | < KarolineDianne> | I can imagine... |
| 21:15 | < KarolineDianne> | So uh... Well... |
| 21:15 | < Soren> | I thinkt hat's all my good stories, actually. |
| 21:15 | < KarolineDianne> | That killed my playful/mildly sexy mood. |
| 21:15 | < Soren> | apologies. |
| 21:16 | < Soren> | It does connect, though. |
| 21:16 | < afny> | But yeah, see? People who are into that; it can easily turn into a proxy for self-harm. |
| 21:16 | < Soren> | People die all the time for stupid or awful reasons. You should take the risks you have to take to get what you want out of your life. |
| 21:17 | < Soren> | You're the one who has to live it. |
| 21:17 | < KarolineDianne> | I don't take risks, though... I roll dice in games because there are no real consequences. I make a mistake in Fallour and I just hit F-9. In real life... Everything's permanent. I'd rather not roll the dice at all. The chance of ruining something isn't worth the chance of making it better. |
| 21:18 | < Soren> | Nothing is worth living in fear and constantly second-guessing yourself. |
| 21:18 | < Ceddo> | Mhmm. |
| 21:18 | < Soren> | You do that and I'm gonna have to hold your wrists together, and I'm not ever fucking doing that again, |
| 21:19 | < Ceddo> | My condolesences and respect, Soren. |
| 21:19 | | * KarolineDianne nods |
| 21:19 | < Ceddo> | I've been with a pretty messed up girl myself. I know that feel. |
| 21:19 | < Soren> | Maybe you get rejected. Maybe you get it on. Maybe no matter what, you're doing instead of fearing, and that makes you mighty. |
| 21:19 | < Soren> | Regardless of whether you win, or lose. |
| 21:20 | < Ceddo> | I guess I only have the story of my hardcore BDSM porn bukakke movies ex. |
| 21:20 | | * Soren sits attentively for story time. |
| 21:20 | < KarolineDianne> | I have the confidence of a snowman crossing the Sahara. |
| 21:20 | < Ceddo> | Oh, okay! |
| 21:20 | < Soren> | Ced's turn! |
| 21:20 | | * KarolineDianne o___o |
| 21:20 | < Ceddo> | So I meet this chick online. In the weirdest of all fucking places. |
| 21:20 | < afny> | A model train forum. |
| 21:20 | < afny> | NO. The model train section of 4chan. |
| 21:21 | < Ceddo> | Quick prolog, I played an online strategy game, Star Trek. |
| 21:21 | < Soren> | Yep, that wins |
| 21:21 | < Ceddo> | Some dude comes in and offers forums for clans, I take him up on it, he builds my forum, but it sucks. I complain, he makes me admin. |
| 21:21 | < Ceddo> | Same board my subforum is in is one of Germany's largest anime communities. |
| 21:21 | < Ceddo> | And I suddenly became Admin for the entire thing. |
| 21:22 | < Ceddo> | So I go to town and take that community by the reigns. Sort things out, clean up, declutter it and what not. |
| 21:22 | < Ceddo> | She sees me go and is mesmerized by my dominant no-bullshit behaviour. |
| 21:22 | < Ceddo> | So we chat, talk, skype and telephone. |
| 21:23 | < Ceddo> | She wants me inside her, drops her bf, we meet for ten days at my place and play Halo 1 & 2, on all difficulty levels and fuck like rabbits. |
| 21:23 | < Soren> | Romantic! |
| 21:23 | < Ceddo> | A month later, we move in together, she's so subby, she spreads her legs as soon as I look at her. |
| 21:23 | < afny> | All difficulty levels, baby. |
| 21:23 | < Ceddo> | She killed my mood with the "Go ahead, I get horny while you're at it" once, but meh. |
| 21:24 | < KarolineDianne> | Wait wat? |
| 21:24 | < Ceddo> | Yeha. |
| 21:24 | < Ceddo> | Anyway. She is borderline, schizophrenic, has a split personality, father molested her when she was 8, her mother is suicidal, her borther (of 16 years) is an alcoholic. She is into selfharming behaviour and bulimic. |
| 21:24 | < Ceddo> | A complete wreck. |
| 21:24 | < Soren> | wow. |
| 21:25 | < Soren> | Like an anthology of bad shit, volume CVXI |
| 21:25 | < afny> | The Criterion Collection of baggage. |
| 21:25 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm confused, she killed your mood with what? |
| 21:25 | < Ceddo> | I build her up from the ground, get her a job, pull all strings I had to get her a spot with the most esteemed therapeuts Berlin has to offer. We're talking European reknown level esteemed. |
| 21:25 | < Ceddo> | KD: We started fucking, and she told me, that she wasn't in the mood, but I can use her, she'll probably get into it later down the road. |
| 21:26 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh... Weird. |
| 21:26 | < Ceddo> | Yes, indeed. |
| 21:26 | < Ceddo> | Anyway. |
| 21:26 | < Ceddo> | So I put this piece of shattered dreams back together. |
| 21:26 | < Ceddo> | Day by day. |
| 21:26 | < Ceddo> | She runs away on me on one day because I ate Nutella. |
| 21:26 | < Ceddo> | She freaks out because I had a new female coworker. |
| 21:27 | < Ceddo> | And other, little stuff. |
| 21:27 | < Ceddo> | Sometimes, she's a 8 year old girl. The world is ponies and butterflies. |
| 21:27 | < Soren> | oh, dear. |
| 21:27 | < Ceddo> | Sometimes, she is a destroyed teenie, that hates herself, bites her nails and stabs herself with a fucking fork. |
| 21:28 | < Ceddo> | And so on. I kiss it better, I hold her, and carry both of us. |
| 21:28 | < Ceddo> | Eventually, she stays up later than I do, chats online in an online game. |
| 21:28 | < Ceddo> | She starts hiding her phone from me, hides her chats and minimizes them. |
| 21:28 | < Ceddo> | I'm not dumb, I ask her what's up. |
| 21:29 | < Ceddo> | She confesses she met someone online and while she loves me, she yearns for him. |
| 21:29 | < Ceddo> | So we go on this vacation with my parents, a day after that confession. Ugh. |
| 21:29 | < afny> | Oh god. |
| 21:29 | < Ceddo> | We have an okay time, we're in the Alps, skiing. |
| 21:29 | < Ceddo> | Second to last day, she gets into an accident, nothing too bad, but she ends up skylifted into the nearest hospital. |
| 21:29 | < Ceddo> | I bring her her stuff, including her phone. |
| 21:29 | < Ceddo> | 7 new messages, same number. |
| 21:30 | < Ceddo> | It's sexting, back and forth. |
| 21:30 | < Ceddo> | Le sigh. |
| 21:30 | < Ceddo> | So I ask her about that, and she cries again, super sorry. We get back home, and I have to work the coming weekend. |
| 21:30 | < Soren> | Oh, I know where this one is going. |
| 21:30 | < KarolineDianne> | I don't get why you'd do that over texts. There's a limit to how much you can send, and it doesn't really leave room for decent roleplaying. |
| 21:30 | < Ceddo> | So I come back after pulling 32 hours in 2 days, and there he is. Sitting in her chair, she's on his lap, he's patting her ass. |
| 21:31 | < Ceddo> | Instead of losing my shit, I shut down and swallow all emotion. |
| 21:31 | < KarolineDianne> | D: |
| 21:31 | < Ceddo> | She has a subcontract to my rental contract, legally, half ogf the appartment is hers. |
| 21:31 | < Ceddo> | She gets one simple instruction. |
| 21:32 | < Ceddo> | "You can stay, he can stay. Please just do me one favor out of respect. Don't fuck. Stay in the living room, I'll take the bedroom." |
| 21:32 | < Ceddo> | Next morning, I need to go into the living room, because something I needed was in there. |
| 21:32 | < Ceddo> | Walk in on her blowing him passionately right there. |
| 21:32 | < Ceddo> | New instruction: "You have 5 minutes, and then, both of you will be gone." |
| 21:32 | < KarolineDianne> | D: |
| 21:33 | < Ceddo> | I stand at the door, she walks past ,a sobbing mess. He walks past: "What's the big deal man, would've been just the weekend." |
| 21:33 | < Ceddo> | I again swallow it all and remain silent. They're gone. |
| 21:33 | < afny> | Wow, what a dick. |
| 21:33 | < Ceddo> | Now, I know the kid. Not personally, but I was the one that showed her the game (NWN1). |
| 21:33 | < Soren> | That's pretty awful. |
| 21:33 | < Ceddo> | So I call up his wife, who plays the same game. |
| 21:33 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh dear |
| 21:34 | < afny> | Wwwwhat. |
| 21:34 | < Ceddo> | And she asks me how the offline meeting in Berlin is going. |
| 21:34 | < Ceddo> | I explain the actual situation to her. |
| 21:34 | < Ceddo> | Queue one hour long rant/wail on what a dick he is and how she's in tears about what to do next, seeing it as he has a KID WITH HER. |
| 21:34 | < Ceddo> | My work is done. I end the call and go for a smoke. |
| 21:34 | < Soren> | ... |
| 21:35 | < Ceddo> | Eventually, she comes back, without him. She's embaressed beyond all measure. I only have calm words for her, which makes it worse for her. |
| 21:35 | < Soren> | Do you also just lob grenades into daycare centers, or what? |
| 21:35 | < Ceddo> | Oh, don't get me wrong. |
| 21:35 | | * KarolineDianne stays quiet... |
| 21:35 | < Ceddo> | I wasn't out to fuck HER over. |
| 21:35 | < Soren> | Oh, I know. |
| 21:35 | < Ceddo> | Anyway. |
| 21:36 | < Soren> | Besides, toddlers are dicks. They deserve it. |
| 21:36 | < Ceddo> | She is home and I tell her: Your contract is over. You have 3 months to get your own place. Please make it quick. |
| 21:36 | < Soren> | (dear all parents: I'm a bad person and I'm joking.) |
| 21:36 | < Ceddo> | She agrees. |
| 21:36 | < Ceddo> | We live next to each other. |
| 21:36 | < Ceddo> | Still sleep in the same bed. |
| 21:36 | < Soren> | man. |
| 21:36 | < Ceddo> | It's all very tense. |
| 21:37 | < Ceddo> | She gets home one day, all battered and bruised. |
| 21:37 | < Soren> | ... |
| 21:37 | < Ceddo> | Now, I was disappointed, but I CARED about her, and part of me still did and does. |
| 21:37 | < Ceddo> | So I ask. |
| 21:37 | < afny> | Wow, I really thought this story couldn't get any worse. |
| 21:37 | < Ceddo> | She has a BDSM guru now. |
| 21:37 | < Ceddo> | And he's taking her through sessions, beating the crap out of her. |
| 21:37 | | * XGundam05 tiptoes out and whispers "Cya'll later, has class" |
| 21:38 | | XGundam05 [NSwebIRC@Nightstar-996f6806.cntmoh.sbcglobal.net] has quit [[NS] Quit: Page closed] |
| 21:38 | < Ceddo> | One day, she came home, and I saw her naked. Her BREASTS were two giant black and blue spots. |
| 21:38 | < Soren> | poor guy. I think we broke him. |
| 21:38 | < Ceddo> | Apparently, he tied her to the ceiling. |
| 21:38 | < Ceddo> | And she happily explains to me how she got him to pull the inflatible dildo out of her ass by blowing him. |
| 21:38 | < KarolineDianne> | FUCK |
| 21:38 | < KarolineDianne> | That's not right |
| 21:38 | < Ceddo> | And I tell her to make it faster, with the move. Because I cannot stand this anymore. |
| 21:39 | < Soren> | That's... lines are being crossed, there. |
| 21:39 | < Soren> | Basic safety lines. |
| 21:39 | < Ceddo> | So she goes ahead and a) blows a buddy of mine while I am at work, then b) starts banging the roomie of a good friend of mine that I often visit. |
| 21:39 | < Ceddo> | I shake my head and become numb to it. |
| 21:39 | < Ceddo> | And then, she takes the next step and gets into softcore. |
| 21:40 | < Ceddo> | Meanwhile, I am getting my sorry ass fucking tested. |
| 21:40 | < Ceddo> | She tells me, she doesn't want to know the results. |
| 21:40 | < Ceddo> | And I just shake my head some more. |
| 21:40 | < Ceddo> | Anyway, I end up being clean. |
| 21:40 | < Ceddo> | Fingers fucking crossed and spit over my shoulder. |
| 21:40 | < Ceddo> | So she gets into softcore but is quickly bored. Hardcore next. |
| 21:40 | < Soren> | Oh, dear. |
| 21:41 | < Soren> | I'm saying that in falsetto, now. It's that bad. |
| 21:41 | < Ceddo> | Some clothes pins/ropes/slaps BDSM stuff, then some simple oline smut. |
| 21:41 | < Ceddo> | "Please Fuck me.com" (in German) and such. |
| 21:41 | < Ceddo> | "Fucksluttesters, Ep 3) |
| 21:41 | < Ceddo> | Etc. |
| 21:41 | < Ceddo> | The climax is a movie called "CD2, the Mouthshower". |
| 21:42 | < KarolineDianne> | o.o |
| 21:42 | < Ceddo> | She bangs to dudes, well in their late 40ies, and then, a group of 20 odd men cover her in manjuice for 30 minutes. |
| 21:42 | < Ceddo> | *two |
| 21:42 | < Ceddo> | At this point, I manage to get her out of my life, because buddy's roomie dumps her. |
| 21:43 | < Ceddo> | She becomes a smutgirl in some scene club where she fucks around alot. |
| 21:43 | < KarolineDianne> | Holy crap |
| 21:43 | < Ceddo> | And then, I lost sight of her for 6 years. |
| 21:43 | < Ceddo> | Spoke to her last week for the first time again. |
| 21:43 | < Soren> | I'm just waiting for you to tell us she opened up a portal to Hell and circumcised the Devil with her teeth. |
| 21:44 | < Ceddo> | She's in constant therapy, failed two apprenticeships, her mother asked her to stop underachieving her suicide attempts. |
| 21:44 | < Soren> | Wow. |
| 21:44 | < Ceddo> | Her brother rejected her, can't take her shit anymore. |
| 21:44 | < Ceddo> | Her father became a fullblown alcoholic that ignores her 100%. |
| 21:44 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm wondering if someone came in and hit her with a +10 hammer of Megaslut |
| 21:44 | < Ceddo> | And she's now some poor sod's fuckslut. He pays for her life, she spreads it for him. |
| 21:44 | < KarolineDianne> | Because that's just... Holy crap... |
| 21:44 | < Ceddo> | And ... yeah. |
| 21:45 | < Ceddo> | That's my porn ex. |
| 21:45 | < KarolineDianne> | See, I thought this story was going to be happy sexy, not traumatizing... D: |
| 21:45 | < Ceddo> | And I wish I was exaggerating. :D |
| 21:45 | < Soren> | That is one hell of a story. |
| 21:45 | < KarolineDianne> | This is the first story involving bukakke that I did not like... D: |
| 21:46 | < Ceddo> | KD, my happy sexy stories are all based on casual encounters. I have yet to find a girl to go steady with that isn't broken goods. |
| 21:46 | < Soren> | I guess I have a great happy sexy story or two, but they're way less entertaining and cathartic than the fucked -up stuff. |
| 21:46 | < Ceddo> | Oh, dude, I learned so fucking much about myself. |
| 21:47 | < KarolineDianne> | All I have is mildly disappointing and awkward stories. |
| 21:47 | < Ceddo> | For example, I'm insanely robust to psychological shock and trauma. |
| 21:47 | < afny> | Also you're a sexually impressive forum moderator. |
| 21:47 | < Ceddo> | That is also true. |
| 21:47 | < Ceddo> | And I attract subs. |
| 21:47 | < KarolineDianne> | Pshh |
| 21:48 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm not attracted to you. |
| 21:48 | < KarolineDianne> | Just your robots |
| 21:48 | < Ceddo> | That is okay. :) |
| 21:48 | < Ceddo> | I am not saying that I am attracting all subs. |
| 21:48 | < Ceddo> | But I am also quite aware that all my girls have been subs. |
| 21:49 | < Ceddo> | And the one dominatrix I had a casual encounter with ... well. She yielded. |
| 21:49 | < Ceddo> | Oh, actually THAT is a happy sex story. |
| 21:49 | < Ceddo> | Wanna hear that one? |
| 21:49 | < KarolineDianne> | :O |
| 21:49 | < KarolineDianne> | DOminatrix? |
| 21:49 | < KarolineDianne> | :D |
| 21:49 | < Ceddo> | Yipper. |
| 21:49 | | * KarolineDianne <3 dominant women |
| 21:49 | < Ceddo> | She was raised in a British Underground Society for Dominant Ladies. |
| 21:50 | < Ceddo> | Her parents were cash nobility. |
| 21:50 | < KarolineDianne> | wat |
| 21:50 | < Soren> | I guess I owe a happy sexy story after Ced's. |
| 21:50 | < Ceddo> | Yay! |
| 21:50 | < Ceddo> | Anyway. She was tought from the ground up what discipline meant. |
| 21:50 | < afny> | Gotta step out for a minute, I'll catch up in the logs. |
| 21:50 | | afny is now known as afny|away |
| 21:50 | < Ceddo> | And how to achieve it, how to play with tension, orders and submission. |
| 21:51 | < Ceddo> | Very classic, very ... conservative approach to BDSM. |
| 21:51 | < KarolineDianne> | That's mildly creepy, actually. |
| 21:51 | < Ceddo> | Anyway. |
| 21:51 | < KarolineDianne> | Being raised like that. |
| 21:51 | < Ceddo> | We meet for the first time, in the States. We're going to the same event and we decided to share a hotel room. I'm her driver. as we gotta hit up some venues to do promotional work for the company we're there for. |
| 21:52 | < Ceddo> | Just some freelance stuff for me, she's the PR manager. |
| 21:52 | < Ceddo> | Anyway. |
| 21:52 | < Ceddo> | We get into the hotel room and she explains to me that she has only had sex with three guys. A guy that raped her, someone else and her hubby. |
| 21:52 | < Ceddo> | She's nervous but she also wants me. |
| 21:53 | < Ceddo> | So we have cuddly, lovey-dovey sex, because I want her "first time" after all that to be nice. Nothing crazy. |
| 21:53 | < Ceddo> | She loves it. I am quite gentle and caring if I want to. |
| 21:53 | < Ceddo> | So she then offers the cuffs, because she wants to return the favor. |
| 21:53 | < Ceddo> | So I'm like, why not. |
| 21:54 | < Ceddo> | She ties me to the bed, wrists and ankles. |
| 21:54 | < Ceddo> | And gets on top of me, tries to direct me, control me. |
| 21:54 | < Ceddo> | Things that fail: That. |
| 21:54 | < KarolineDianne> | Ceddo, this so isn't fair. You get to roomie up with a dominatrix who offers herself to you, and I can't even get guys to ask me out. |
| 21:54 | < Ceddo> | I smirk her attempts away, I deny her the control, and we basically mind-wrestle it out. |
| 21:54 | < Ceddo> | She yields. |
| 21:54 | < Soren> | Okay, yeah, I have to tell my story now. |
| 21:55 | < Soren> | that's great. |
| 21:55 | < Ceddo> | Now? |
| 21:55 | < Ceddo> | I wasn't even there! |
| 21:55 | < Soren> | when you're done. |
| 21:55 | < Ceddo> | A! |
| 21:55 | < Ceddo> | She opens one cuff, I uncuff myself, and throw her on the bed. She looks at me with wild eyes ... |
| 21:55 | < Ceddo> | ... and I take the chains. Play with them. Run them over her body. |
| 21:55 | < KarolineDianne> | >///>; |
| 21:55 | < Ceddo> | She shivers, and squirms. The cold metal gets her. |
| 21:56 | < KarolineDianne> | I see a very fine line between telling the story and turning it into erotica appearing here... |
| 21:56 | < Ceddo> | I put one chain around her neck, tighten it up gently, and she grabs the chain, to losen it, but I remain firm. Her eyes stare at me, scared and lustful at the same time. |
| 21:56 | < Soren> | Notice relatively few people are typing now. |
| 21:56 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh jeeze |
| 21:56 | < KarolineDianne> | SOREN |
| 21:57 | < KarolineDianne> | Why? |
| 21:57 | < Soren> | I'm good, actually. My hands are on the keyboard like they should be. |
| 21:57 | < KarolineDianne> | >.< |
| 21:57 | < Ceddo> | Second set of chains goes run over her stomach, downwards, caress her inner thighs. She opens up, and I wrap the chain around my fingers, running them in between her legs. |
| 21:57 | < Ceddo> | She twitches, and I can feel she likes that a fucking lot. |
| 21:58 | < Ceddo> | Eventually, I decide to be bold and ease the chain into her. Oh my. She loses it, comes right there. |
| 21:58 | < KarolineDianne> | wow... |
| 21:58 | < Ceddo> | And then, to add penis to vagina, I fuck her, while the chain is still in her. |
| 21:58 | < KarolineDianne> | ... |
| 21:58 | < KarolineDianne> | O.o |
| 21:58 | < Ceddo> | She goes wild and actually passes out from the multiple orgasms. |
| 21:58 | < KarolineDianne> | Wouldn't that... Hurt? |
| 21:58 | < Ceddo> | I tug her in, clean up and watch over her as she sleeps happily. |
| 21:59 | < Ceddo> | Nah, it was one of those little chains, polished stainless, chromed. |
| 21:59 | < Ceddo> | No sharp edges anywhere. |
| 21:59 | < Ceddo> | She was just ... very full. |
| 21:59 | < Soren> | and it even has a happy ending! |
| 21:59 | < Ceddo> | Yes. :) |
| 21:59 | < KarolineDianne> | I can't imagine that would feel good for either of you... But okay. |
| 21:59 | < Ceddo> | It does. |
| 21:59 | < Ceddo> | She said: "I've never been this full." |
| 22:00 | < KarolineDianne> | That was a very explicitely detailed story, Ceddo... <///<; |
| 22:00 | < Ceddo> | And for me ... well. The tip of my dick feels stuff, the shaft just notices when something is around. |
| 22:00 | < Ceddo> | I know. So? I write smut when I am bored. |
| 22:00 | < Ceddo> | Anyway. |
| 22:00 | < KarolineDianne> | >///<; |
| 22:00 | < Ceddo> | Passin' the mic to Soren! |
| 22:00 | < Ceddo> | I love this. |
| 22:00 | < Ceddo> | :D |
| 22:00 | < Soren> | So, break, or should I just launch right into it. |
| 22:00 | < Soren> | Okay! |
| 22:00 | < Soren> | So, I am pretty into fighty sex. |
| 22:01 | < KarolineDianne> | Fighty sex? |
| 22:01 | < Soren> | I enjoy being slapped in the face kind of a lot for someone who is pretty firmly dominant. |
| 22:01 | < Soren> | Just so long as I win the fight. |
| 22:01 | < KarolineDianne> | Ah |
| 22:02 | < Soren> | So I hook up with this girl. Medium tall, dirty blonde, curvy. |
| 22:02 | < Soren> | Small, bouncy breasts. |
| 22:02 | < Soren> | om nom nom. |
| 22:02 | < Soren> | She... likes being dominated. A lot. |
| 22:02 | < KarolineDianne> | :o |
| 22:02 | < Soren> | I spin her a scenario. |
| 22:03 | < Soren> | Agreements are made. Limits are set. |
| 22:03 | < Soren> | It unfolds, thus: |
| 22:03 | < Soren> | - I pin her up against the wall. She struggles. |
| 22:03 | < Soren> | I leave a huge train of hickeys and bite marks all over her shoulders while she 'fights' me off. |
| 22:03 | < Soren> | Not little ones. |
| 22:04 | < Soren> | several of them are big, purple affairs. |
| 22:04 | < Soren> | About halfway through this, she just starts getting off. |
| 22:04 | < Soren> | Loudly. |
| 22:05 | < Soren> | We stop when there's nothing between her neck and her cleavage that I haven't nibbled or sucked on. |
| 22:05 | < Soren> | I've got bright red cheeks from where she smacked me. |
| 22:05 | < Soren> | ...god dammit people show me your hands are on the keyboard. |
| 22:06 | < KarolineDianne> | hee |
| 22:07 | < Soren> | So, I give her a minute, so she can walk. |
| 22:07 | < Soren> | Then I flip her around, brace her up against her kitchen counter, and just slap the hell out of her bottom. |
| 22:07 | < Soren> | Now, I will break for an educational segment here: |
| 22:08 | < KarolineDianne> | :o |
| 22:08 | < Ceddo> | I got a beer. Continue. |
| 22:08 | < Soren> | There are people who like pain. There are people who call themselves pain sluts. |
| 22:08 | < Soren> | And then, there's this girl. |
| 22:08 | < Soren> | Every now and then, you meet This Girl. |
| 22:08 | < Soren> | Who can just take it, and take it, and take it. |
| 22:08 | < Soren> | And she keeps getting off. |
| 22:08 | < Soren> | She's noisy. |
| 22:09 | < Soren> | Now, this is an apart ment in a tall building. |
| 22:09 | < Soren> | apartment* |
| 22:09 | | * Ceddo 's kind of neighbor who Hi5es for stuff like that. |
| 22:09 | < Soren> | So, there's a degree of privacy. |
| 22:09 | < Soren> | But back to the incredible, athletic spanking I'm dleivering. |
| 22:10 | < Soren> | delivering* |
| 22:10 | < Soren> | I'm a big guy. 6'4", 250lb, lots of muscle. |
| 22:10 | < KarolineDianne> | :O |
| 22:10 | < Soren> | I did Aikido for ten years. I know how to stop a twenty-pound training sowrd in two inches. |
| 22:10 | < Soren> | sword* |
| 22:11 | | * Ceddo 's 6'3'', 250lbs, broad shoulders, did a lot of landscaping. I can throw people. I play paintball. |
| 22:11 | < Soren> | I have never beat on a training dummy as long, as hard, or as completely as I beat this girl's ass. |
| 22:11 | < Ceddo> | AWW YEAH. *cough* |
| 22:11 | < Soren> | I used a rolling pin. I used a cutting board. |
| 22:11 | | * Ceddo falls silent again. |
| 22:11 | < KarolineDianne> | oh jeeze |
| 22:11 | | * KarolineDianne is a tall, frail toothbick |
| 22:12 | < Soren> | I stopped when I couldn't control how hard I was hitting her, for fear of possibly hurting her and possibly making her pass out. |
| 22:12 | < Soren> | Three guesses what happens next. |
| 22:12 | < Soren> | That's right! |
| 22:12 | < KarolineDianne> | She passes out |
| 22:12 | < Soren> | She wants more. |
| 22:12 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh |
| 22:12 | < KarolineDianne> | my |
| 22:12 | < KarolineDianne> | god |
| 22:12 | < KarolineDianne> | how? |
| 22:12 | < Soren> | This is the girl we're talking about when we say 'unlimited pain slut.' |
| 22:12 | < Soren> | I thought she was bragging. |
| 22:12 | < Soren> | No. |
| 22:13 | < Soren> | She was not. |
| 22:13 | < Soren> | I spread her legs with my knee. |
| 22:13 | < Soren> | I switch hands. |
| 22:13 | < Soren> | Because I can't feel the fingertips, on my right hand, anymore. |
| 22:14 | < Soren> | I give her two very quick, stingy smacks, dead center on her crotch. |
| 22:14 | < Soren> | She squirts. It's pretty impressive. |
| 22:14 | < KarolineDianne> | >///<;;;; |
| 22:15 | < Ceddo> | Let's make this more visual, picture time. http://www.ced23ric.de/stuff/20120516_ced.png |
| 22:15 | < Soren> | The actual fucking is almost anticlimactic. We go out on her balcony, I bend her over and handcuff her to the railing, and... we fuck. Holy shit do we fuck. |
| 22:16 | < Ceddo> | And also: Good god. Couldn't go that far. Wouldn't even like it. But hey! I applaud your stamina. :D |
| 22:16 | < KarolineDianne> | You fuck on the balcony... With her handcuffed to the railing... Where anyone could see you... |
| 22:16 | < KarolineDianne> | Was her ass so red you could see it from space? |
| 22:16 | < Soren> | I have no idea how we didn't get caught, but we don't. I'm holding her over the edge of the balcony by her neck, screwing her brains out. |
| 22:16 | < Ceddo> | Also, this is for KD: http://www.ced23ric.de/stuff/cathy.JPG The girl from my happy sex story. |
| 22:16 | < Soren> | I'm pretty sure it was visible from other star systems. |
| 22:17 | < Ceddo> | MARTIANS ABORTED THEIR INVASION. |
| 22:17 | < Ceddo> | EARTH WAS RED ENOUGHG. |
| 22:17 | < Ceddo> | * -G |
| 22:17 | < Soren> | By the time I actually get off, I've been at this for almost an hour. |
| 22:17 | < Soren> | I actually felt physically smaller, I came so hard. |
| 22:18 | < Ceddo> | (That's the best, though.) |
| 22:18 | < KarolineDianne> | I feel like a virgin next to you guys, this is insane |
| 22:18 | < Ceddo> | Hence, Saint Karoline. |
| 22:18 | | afny|away is now known as afny |
| 22:18 | < Soren> | Well, this is one or two stories out of maybe 23+ people I've ever fucked. |
| 22:18 | < Soren> | I've had lots of super disappointing and vanilla sex, too. |
| 22:18 | | * Ceddo 's at a mere 16. |
| 22:19 | < Soren> | Also a lot of those were one-night stands, so in terms of total fuckings, we're probably tied. |
| 22:19 | | * KarolineDianne has only ever been intimate with one person. |
| 22:19 | < afny> | Okay, I'm caught up. High fives all around. |
| 22:20 | < Soren> | If it's any consolation, when *I* was 20, the number was at 2. |
| 22:20 | < Ceddo> | I had my first time when I was 19, KD. |
| 22:20 | < Soren> | 17, here. |
| 22:20 | < Soren> | And I think I probably shoulda waited. |
| 22:20 | < KarolineDianne> | I think she was also the only person I've really kissed. |
| 22:20 | < afny> | Karoline gets a high five for being a tall, frail toothpick. Everoyne else gets high fives for sexytimes. |
| 22:20 | < KarolineDianne> | I was deflowered when I was 18... On prom night. It -almost- happened a bit before then, with the same person, but pants never came off. |
| 22:20 | < afny> | And for the record, 4/22 |
| 22:21 | < KarolineDianne> | Being a tall, frail toothpick is a good thing? |
| 22:21 | < afny> | I dunno, but I am one too. |
| 22:21 | < Soren> | I think Karoline also gets a high-five for being from Texas and not being a mother yet ;). |
| 22:21 | < afny> | SO HIGH FIVE. |
| 22:21 | | * Soren does the 'mmm tall skinny guys' face. But quietly. |
| 22:22 | < KarolineDianne> | I used to be severely underweight. |
| 22:22 | < afny> | <(-.o<) |
| 22:22 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm like... 6' tall... I used to barely weigh 125 lbs. |
| 22:22 | < KarolineDianne> | I've gained a lot of weight since then, but I'm still rather thin. |
| 22:22 | < afny> | Same, but I don't think I was actually underweight. |
| 22:23 | < KarolineDianne> | Apparently I actually have an ass now, since i've torn no less than three pairs of my skinny jeans just by bending over in the last year. |
| 22:23 | < Ceddo> | YAY ASS. |
| 22:24 | < Ceddo> | I really like ass. |
| 22:24 | < Soren> | Me too. That might be why I like fucking other cyclists. |
| 22:24 | < Ceddo> | Not anal. Never done anal. Always been rejected due to girth. But ass. The shape and sight of it. |
| 22:24 | < afny> | Clever how you slipped that in there. |
| 22:25 | < Soren> | Ced: you got a tongue and fingers. Work 'em! |
| 22:25 | < afny> | Or, more accurately, how you didn't. |
| 22:25 | < Ceddo> | I'm not bragging for the sake of promoting the size of my dick. |
| 22:25 | < Ceddo> | I know I am well endowed. |
| 22:25 | < KarolineDianne> | :o |
| 22:25 | < Soren> | I knew this was gonna come up sooner or later. |
| 22:25 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm with ceddo there, in liking asses... But anal is still like, my biggest squick ever |
| 22:25 | < Ceddo> | So did I. |
| 22:25 | < afny> | What, Ced's penis? |
| 22:26 | < Ceddo> | I thought I might as well. |
| 22:26 | < KarolineDianne> | Anyway... |
| 22:26 | < Ceddo> | Soren: Did. That I did. |
| 22:26 | < Ceddo> | Just the actual penis in ass thing didn't happen. |
| 22:27 | < Soren> | yeah. |
| 22:27 | < Soren> | I've had that reaction too. |
| 22:27 | < KarolineDianne> | I feel like my stories are all very inadequate compared to your guys's |
| 22:27 | < Soren> | "No. That's not going to fit, sorry." |
| 22:27 | < Ceddo> | You're my brother from another mother, Soren. |
| 22:27 | < afny> | Don't worry, none of my stories are particularly impressive, and can range to depressingly pathetic. |
| 22:28 | < Soren> | K: give yourself time. You'll have stories eventually |
| 22:28 | < Ceddo> | Yeah, it's no arms race. |
| 22:28 | < KarolineDianne> | I want to talk about my stuff now, though... But I have no more stories... Uh.. |
| 22:28 | < Ceddo> | Seriously, there's a lot of shit that happened in between. |
| 22:28 | < Ceddo> | Shit that I didn't want to happen. |
| 22:28 | < Ceddo> | But it did. |
| 22:28 | | * KarolineDianne sets up a question booth. |
| 22:29 | < KarolineDianne> | :I |
| 22:29 | < Ceddo> | Alright! |
| 22:29 | < Ceddo> | If we go this route, you'll gonna blush your face off. |
| 22:29 | < Ceddo> | But you were asking for it. |
| 22:29 | < KarolineDianne> | If it comes to that, I can just put up the 'closed' sign |
| 22:29 | < Ceddo> | You said you had a threesome. Yet, you said you had only one person you were intimate with only one person. Elaborate. |
| 22:31 | < KarolineDianne> | Oh, that was a mess up... The threesome was botched before any real sex happened, but I forgot about it when I said that. I guess you could say it was two people I've been intimate with, but really, the guy and I didn't even do much more than kiss and grope.. So... |
| 22:31 | < Ceddo> | Okay. |
| 22:32 | < Ceddo> | Any takers for the next question? |
| 22:32 | < Ceddo> | Soren. Go. |
| 22:32 | | * Soren ponders. |
| 22:33 | < Soren> | If you were in a relationship, any relationship you could possibly want - what do you think it would look like? |
| 22:33 | < afny> | Good one. |
| 22:33 | < KarolineDianne> | My ideal relationship...? |
| 22:33 | | * Ceddo giggles. I just entertained myself by how far I can take a banana into my mouth without it breaking. The answer is: whole. |
| 22:33 | < Soren> | Not just the who and the what, but the feel of it, the sense of give and take. |
| 22:33 | < Soren> | Oi. Quiet you. |
| 22:33 | < Ceddo> | I get sidetracked. |
| 22:34 | < Ceddo> | Good question, though. I concurr. |
| 22:35 | < Soren> | Take as long as you need. I'm patient. |
| 22:36 | < Ceddo> | By all means. Just watch the character limit of IRC. |
| 22:37 | < KarolineDianne> | Well... Honestly, If I could pick the perfect relationship fantasy... I'd be with a loving, caring, but very dominant partner. Someone who cares for me and treats me like a princess, but is firm and in control. SOmeone who takes the initiative, someone who will initiate and pursue me. Someone who knows what I want and need, as well as my limits. SOmeone I can trust to protect and care for me. Someone who I would feel confident |
| 22:38 | < KarolineDianne> | And, if it's an option... I'd want either a futa, or a woman who can magically become one... Because... Goddamnit... |
| 22:38 | < Soren> | Did that get cut off? |
| 22:39 | < KarolineDianne> | What? |
| 22:39 | < afny> | Well if you do every meet a lady with a penis, you probably shouldn't call her a futa |
| 22:39 | < Soren> | your first reply. |
| 22:39 | < afny> | because that's just a little bit of fetishization that she may or may not be okay with. |
| 22:39 | < KarolineDianne> | Well of course |
| 22:39 | < Soren> | Also, notice I didn't say it was a relationship with only one person. |
| 22:40 | < KarolineDianne> | I know all about FtM transexuals. Just, in a pure fantasy, a woman with a penis would be my ideal... Because I adore the female body... But fuck... PENIS |
| 22:40 | < Soren> | fair enough. |
| 22:40 | < KarolineDianne> | WHY DO I HAVE TO CHOOSE |
| 22:40 | < Soren> | You don't! |
| 22:40 | < KarolineDianne> | Strapons aren't the same! |
| 22:40 | < Soren> | modern medicine is magic. |
| 22:40 | < afny> | Well someone assigned female but identified male probably wouldn't appreciate being called a girl with a dick, either... |
| 22:41 | < Soren> | yeah, it's a thing to be careful of. |
| 22:41 | < KarolineDianne> | I know irl it won't be like that, but as long as I'm fantasizing... |
| 22:41 | < KarolineDianne> | Girl + penis = ohgodyes |
| 22:41 | < afny> | Well, I mean I think there are people out there that could be that for you. There definitely are. |
| 22:41 | < afny> | I'm just saying the terminology is sensitive. |
| 22:41 | < Soren> | So. Can I have a second question? |
| 22:41 | < KarolineDianne> | Sure |
| 22:42 | < Soren> | What would you be willing to do to achieve that relationship? |
| 22:42 | < KarolineDianne> | I... |
| 22:42 | < KarolineDianne> | I uh... |
| 22:42 | < Soren> | Let's just assume we know a bunch of stuff we don't or can;t know. |
| 22:43 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm not sure how to answer that... |
| 22:43 | < Soren> | That if you did that stuff, it would all fall into your lap. |
| 22:43 | < Soren> | Just a question. |
| 22:43 | < KarolineDianne> | No really, I have no idea how to answer that. |
| 22:43 | < Soren> | You don't need to have an answer, it's just a good thing to ponder. |
| 22:43 | < afny> | Figuring out how to answer that question is the first step in making it happen, really. |
| 22:44 | < Soren> | Exactly. |
| 22:44 | < Soren> | Just keep asking yourself that question. |
| 22:44 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm the kind of person who will sit there standing on the edge -forever-. Literally, -forever-. I will stand there, staring over the ledge, and -never- take the step, unless someone pushes me over. |
| 22:44 | < Soren> | *shove* |
| 22:44 | < Soren> | :D |
| 22:44 | | * KarolineDianne eeeeeeeeeeeek! |
| 22:45 | < afny> | So I know I don't have a question booth, but I'm totally the opposite. I see being submissive in sex as a release from an otherwise overwhelming need for control. |
| 22:46 | < Soren> | You know, that's completely valid. |
| 22:46 | < afny> | I'm very much about separation of power in and out of the bedroom. |
| 22:46 | < KarolineDianne> | I can't even be a manager at work because of how horrible I am with 'being on top' |
| 22:46 | < afny> | That's a different kind of stress. They might not be 100% connected. |
| 22:46 | < Ceddo> | I love control and trust. |
| 22:46 | < Soren> | I tend to be the most comfortable with at least some hard lines between inside and outside the house, or whether we have company, etc. |
| 22:47 | < afny> | Well okay, I used "bedroom" as a metaphor. Replace it with "sex life", because I definitely think sex belongs outside of the bedroom. |
| 22:47 | < Soren> | Control and trust are fun. But the hot part, for me, is when you let go... and your partner comes back. |
| 22:47 | < Soren> | sure. |
| 22:48 | < Ceddo> | KD, you'll find your someone. Might be a guy that blows you away. Might be a girl that knows how to forget about penis. |
| 22:48 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm just horrible with being any kind of authority. I can take orders and follow instructions... But the instant I'm responsible for other people and I have to give the orders, I freak out. |
| 22:48 | < Soren> | I think that's actually a pretty sane response. |
| 22:48 | < Soren> | Having power over other people is intimidating and terrifying. |
| 22:48 | < Ceddo> | I have yet to read something insane here. |
| 22:49 | < Ceddo> | Soren: See, I dont have that feeling. |
| 22:49 | < Soren> | It's a rush, for me, maybe not for you, but it's intense. |
| 22:49 | < Ceddo> | When I get in control, I enjoy it. |
| 22:49 | < Ceddo> | When I am responsible, I get into overdrive. |
| 22:49 | < KarolineDianne> | I don't... It scares me. |
| 22:49 | < Soren> | Oh, I love it. But that doesn;t mean it doesn;t have some weight behind it. |
| 22:49 | < Ceddo> | Challenges make me try harder. |
| 22:50 | < Ceddo> | It scares me to be NOT in control. |
| 22:50 | < Ceddo> | There is nothing I detest more than being helpless. |
| 22:50 | < KarolineDianne> | Okay... Next question...? :o |
| 22:50 | < Ceddo> | I got one. |
| 22:50 | | * KarolineDianne may or may not just like talking about herself. |
| 22:50 | < Soren> | Sure. I get that, and I'm the same way, largely as a reaction to my upbringing. |
| 22:50 | < Ceddo> | Why us? |
| 22:50 | < KarolineDianne> | Why am I opening up to you? |
| 22:51 | < Ceddo> | Yeppers. |
| 22:51 | < afny> | It's because we have no shame. |
| 22:52 | < Soren> | Or a bare minimum of shame. Just enough to cover our bare asses. |
| 22:52 | < Soren> | Sorta. |
| 22:53 | < afny> | Well, I've got plenty of shame, I just rally against it constantly. |
| 22:53 | < KarolineDianne> | Well |
| 22:53 | < KarolineDianne> | THing is |
| 22:53 | < Ceddo> | Assfree chaps all day. |
| 22:53 | < afny> | And I was never even Catholic. |
| 22:53 | < afny> | ASSLESS CHAPS. |
| 22:53 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm very open about stuff like this elsewhere. |
| 22:53 | < KarolineDianne> | I frequent another chatroom place where topics like this are the norm. |
| 22:53 | < Ceddo> | See, I prefer "assfree". "Assless" kinda implies that there's no ass. |
| 22:54 | < afny> | But assfree means free ass? |
| 22:54 | < KarolineDianne> | I was very quiet and modest when I first came here because I was new. |
| 22:54 | < afny> | I mean, I can see the logic. |
| 22:54 | < KarolineDianne> | I was on my best behavior, because I don't want to make a horrible impression and make everyone think I'm some kind of perv |
| 22:54 | < afny> | And also you didn't know we were all deviants! |
| 22:54 | < afny> | I'm of the opinion that you don't end up liking giant robots unless you're either sexually repressed or sexually liberated. |
| 22:54 | < Ceddo> | KD: Oh. Yeah. |
| 22:54 | < afny> | It's the EVA principle. |
| 22:55 | < KarolineDianne> | Then you guys loosened me up, I took off the tie and flopped on the bean bag, and now I'm chilling with you guys without fear. |
| 22:55 | < Ceddo> | So liberated. |
| 22:55 | < Ceddo> | Oh boy. |
| 22:55 | < Ceddo> | Swallowing another freebie comment. |
| 22:55 | < KarolineDianne> | What? |
| 22:55 | < afny> | Hey, do you really have bean bag chairs? |
| 22:55 | < Ceddo> | Nothing. :D |
| 22:56 | < Ceddo> | KD: I like you. I really do. I want to hold you and protect you and show you the world from the safety of a nuclear bomb test survey chamber. |
| 22:56 | < KarolineDianne> | D'aww... |
| 22:56 | < Ceddo> | So, feel as welcome as you can. :) |
| 22:57 | < Soren> | I admit, I was kind of biting back too, since I have a semi-official role here. |
| 22:57 | < Soren> | But after a while I just didn't see the point :). |
| 22:57 | < Ceddo> | Oh, fuck that noise. |
| 22:57 | < Ceddo> | I am some sort of ... I dunno. |
| 22:57 | < afny> | This channel is SO (unofficial) anyway. |
| 22:57 | < Ceddo> | Community manager, or whatever you want to call that. |
| 22:57 | < Ceddo> | But fuckit. |
| 22:57 | < Ceddo> | BUTTFUCKIT. |
| 22:58 | < Ceddo> | MOTORS AND BUTTS: |
| 22:58 | | * afny concurs. |
| 22:58 | < KarolineDianne> | Think of it like... I came here dressed up and on my best behavior like someone at a job interview. Then you guys said 'yeah, we're pervs. Just have fun' and I was like 'really...?' and then you were all 'yeah, Soren takes it upp the butt' and I was like.. ' Oh, okay.' |
| 22:58 | < KarolineDianne> | Then I let my hair down, lost the jacket and tie, and grabbed a bag of munchies |
| 22:58 | < Soren> | I'm more likely to be dishing it out than receiving, but yes, that's more or less it. |
| 22:58 | < afny> | yes, I was going to say |
| 22:58 | < afny> | definitely interpreted it as the other way around. |
| 22:59 | < Soren> | I like both, but I'm the world's worst bottom ever. |
| 22:59 | < Ceddo> | Disagree. |
| 22:59 | < Ceddo> | I am worse. |
| 22:59 | < Ceddo> | I get laughing fits. |
| 22:59 | < Soren> | "faster, slower, do the thing with your tongue again" etc. |
| 22:59 | < Ceddo> | "The hell you're doing? Bah, stop that! Bwahahahaha." |
| 22:59 | < Ceddo> | That's me. |
| 23:00 | < Soren> | I've never cracked up, but I've proposed a switch of positions because I can fuck myself better. |
| 23:00 | < Ceddo> | "No, bitch, you bend over, this is bull." |
| 23:00 | < afny> | Haha, me too... |
| 23:00 | < Ceddo> | Hilarity. |
| 23:00 | < KarolineDianne> | So anyway, yeah. That's why. I'm normally open and such like this online, I was just on my best behavior beforehand. |
| 23:00 | < Ceddo> | Nah, KD. |
| 23:00 | < Ceddo> | You are on your best behaviour right now. |
| 23:00 | < Soren> | Well, you're about four hundred times more fun this way. |
| 23:01 | < Soren> | So, good for you! |
| 23:01 | < afny> | ^ |
| 23:01 | < Ceddo> | Yay! |
| 23:01 | < Ceddo> | Hi5es all around. |
| 23:01 | < KarolineDianne> | lol |
| 23:01 | | * KarolineDianne hi-5 |
| 23:01 | < Ceddo> | So looking forward to the MFZ offline meeting. |
| 23:01 | < Ceddo> | We should all crash down on some convention and grab some Furries to burn. |
| 23:01 | < afny> | Where you call all our SO's and tell them we've all cheated on them with you. |
| 23:01 | < Ceddo> | And then, have raunchy sex! |
| 23:01 | < Ceddo> | And each other. I like to add that. |
| 23:03 | < afny> | Well if I enter into any sort of monogamous relationship, I'll make sure to include a fight robots orgy clause. |
| 23:03 | < afny> | ...just in case. |
| 23:03 | < afny> | fighty* |
| 23:03 | < KarolineDianne> | You guys are silly |
| 23:04 | < Soren> | It's the best thing to be. |
| 23:04 | < Soren> | A sense of humor keeps you warm and alive when nothing else will. |
| 23:04 | < Ceddo> | Silly? Yeah. |
| 23:04 | < Ceddo> | Been there, done that. Tried pills to off myself. |
| 23:05 | < KarolineDianne> | I recall the first naughty thing that happened in here with me around was when I commented on the cucumbers in my garden being huge. |
| 23:05 | < Ceddo> | But then I got angry, threw 'em away and never looked back. |
| 23:05 | < Soren> | I've tried twice, only once seriously. |
| 23:05 | < KarolineDianne> | Soren made a joke... Or refrained from telling a joke... |
| 23:05 | < KarolineDianne> | Either way, something about cucumber salad and 'ranch dressing' came up |
| 23:05 | < Soren> | I decided that it made no sense at all, and sold the gun the next day. |
| 23:05 | < Soren> | I like living too much. |
| 23:06 | < Ceddo> | Now, I buried my father, my grandmother, am about to bury the other grandparents, my dearest cousin has 1 in a million digestive disease, etc. |
| 23:06 | < Ceddo> | But yes. I love life. |
| 23:06 | < Ceddo> | I was just so angry that I allowed the world to drive me to this point. |
| 23:06 | < Ceddo> | And obstructed ever since. |
| 23:07 | < Ceddo> | Because this is my life. |
| 23:07 | < Ceddo> | And fuck you if you don't like it. |
| 23:07 | < afny> | Woo. |
| 23:07 | < Ceddo> | Why are we so awesome? |
| 23:07 | < Ceddo> | I applaud each and everyone of you. |
| 23:07 | < afny> | I've tried to adopt that attitude recently. It's tough. I definitely let other shit get me down way too often. |
| 23:07 | < afny> | Definitely learning to give less fucks, though. |
| 23:07 | < Soren> | The choices are 'awesome' or 'dead' |
| 23:07 | < Ceddo> | Weird and odd and different as you are, I am happy I stumbled over the Kickstarter more than ever. |
| 23:08 | < Soren> | We chose awesome. |
| 23:08 | < Ceddo> | Afny: I don't wanna ... convert you. |
| 23:08 | < Ceddo> | But skim over Zen philosophy, maybe. |
| 23:08 | < Ceddo> | The less you want, the more you have. And events are neither bad nor good. It's you who applies these labels. |
| 23:09 | < Ceddo> | That knowledge alone is a lot of power over your emotional predisposition. |
| 23:09 | < afny> | I'm definitely into that already, but it's a lot of work to remain mindful. |
| 23:09 | < afny> | I tend to fall into very black and white thinking when it comes to emotions, and it's hard to elevate myself beyond that. |
| 23:10 | < Ceddo> | Feel free to share and puke it out, man. Sometimes, just formulating your situation can help you work it out. |
| 23:10 | < Soren> | I'm much less philosophical, I just keep in mind what the guy who taught me to shoot told me: |
| 23:10 | < Ceddo> | Aim at the universe? |
| 23:10 | < Soren> | "Someday, someone might take this from you, and kill you with it." |
| 23:10 | | * KarolineDianne rolls around |
| 23:11 | < Soren> | "But that son-of-a-bitch is going to have to beat you to death with it, because it'll be empty." |
| 23:11 | < afny> | That's pretty damn philosophical. |
| 23:11 | < Ceddo> | Heh. |
| 23:11 | < Soren> | It's low philosophy. |
| 23:11 | < Soren> | The only kind I still have patience for. |
| 23:11 | < Ceddo> | It's an outlook on life though. |
| 23:12 | < Ceddo> | "Fight. You may lose. But at least, fight and make it tough for your opponent." |
| 23:12 | < afny> | High philosophy is pretty useless in 99% of applications. |
| 23:12 | < Soren> | I would put it this way: refuse to fail. |
| 23:12 | < Ceddo> | It's a cigar. |
| 23:12 | < Soren> | If you can;t go around, blow up the fucking obstacle. |
| 23:13 | < Ceddo> | So American of you. :D |
| 23:13 | < Soren> | Quite. |
| 23:13 | < Ceddo> | German: "If you can't get around, get over, under or teleport." |
| 23:13 | < Soren> | I have my moments of ridiculous patriotism. |
| 23:13 | < Soren> | They include 'I'm gonna let the taxpayers take this hill'. |
| 23:14 | < Ceddo> | If neither A or B are a solution, find solution C and then try that. Repeat until you are successfull. |
| 23:14 | < KarolineDianne> | I tend to just glare angrily at the wall until someone breaks it down for me, or it otherwise goes away. |
| 23:14 | < Ceddo> | Which is why I like Legos. |
| 23:14 | < Ceddo> | It challenges me with limited connections. |
| 23:14 | < Ceddo> | So I put them to work until they bleed. |
| 23:15 | < Ceddo> | Ah, Soren! |
| 23:15 | < Ceddo> | Didya scan the Battle for Sieka thread? |
| 23:15 | < Soren> | I have not, alas. |
| 23:15 | < Ceddo> | *throws up hands* |
| 23:16 | < Ceddo> | ... will you? |
| 23:16 | < Ceddo> | I mean, all you need, really, is this: |
| 23:16 | < Ceddo> | http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y136/schoon9953/SiekaT1A.jpg |
| 23:16 | < Ceddo> | Yellow is Trilly. Green is Dukey. I am Blue. |
| 23:16 | < Ceddo> | Dukey has Ini 36. Trilly has Ini 28. I have Ini 35. |
| 23:17 | < Soren> | close! |
| 23:17 | < Ceddo> | Trilly's DF DF B B just took two hits. |
| 23:17 | < Ceddo> | First damage of the game. |
| 23:17 | < Ceddo> | Look at the deployment. |
| 23:17 | < Ceddo> | Dukey and Trilly will kill each other. |
| 23:17 | < Ceddo> | I will cut off Trilly's rearguard. |
| 23:17 | < Ceddo> | And hole up, ripping apart what survived their clash. |
| 23:17 | < Soren> | It's true. |
| 23:18 | < Soren> | Duke's gonna get mauled out there in the center. |
| 23:18 | < Ceddo> | Well, but he will take a bit out of Trilly. |
| 23:18 | < afny> | Yeah, green is fucked |
| 23:18 | < KarolineDianne> | Hey Ceddo |
| 23:18 | < Ceddo> | Yah, dear? |
| 23:18 | < KarolineDianne> | Here's the finished game I wanted to show you http://karolinedianne.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=24#/d2oamx0 |
| 23:18 | < KarolineDianne> | My most technically impressive, but also most frustratingly hard one. |
| 23:18 | < Ceddo> | I'll take a look! |
| 23:18 | < Soren> | What he should be doing is proposing a temporary truce until they can maneuver into a better position against you. |
| 23:19 | < Ceddo> | Soren: Oh, for sure. |
| 23:19 | < Ceddo> | But they don't. |
| 23:19 | < Ceddo> | I have AV5. That alone makes my life so much better. |
| 23:19 | < Ceddo> | Dukey has AV6. Every loss does him in HARD. |
| 23:19 | < Ceddo> | And Trilly has AV4. He is slow to catch up. |
| 23:20 | < Soren> | yeah, being the guy in the middle by one attachment or robot under is the best position. |
| 23:20 | < Ceddo> | His rearguard is double arty, no SSR, no DF. |
| 23:20 | < Ceddo> | And it's right next to my DF / SSR 'frame. |
| 23:20 | < KarolineDianne> | Let's see if anyone recognizes this :P http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/171/8/c/Amazing_you_are_a_champion_by_lor d_straylost.jpg |
| 23:20 | < Ceddo> | And I have three arty 'frames that will shell away, using that first 'frames double spot. |
| 23:22 | < Soren> | Mustard, really? |
| 23:23 | < afny> | Mustard rules. |
| 23:23 | | * Soren has a thing for the mustards. |
| 23:23 | < KarolineDianne> | I hate it... >.< |
| 23:23 | < KarolineDianne> | Anyone get the reference? |
| 23:23 | < afny> | You just haven't had the right kind of mustard. |
| 23:23 | < Soren> | alas. |
| 23:23 | < Soren> | I do not. |
| 23:23 | < KarolineDianne> | Dwarf Fortress. |
| 23:23 | < afny> | If you're just talking bright yellow Frenches, you haven't had mustard. |
| 23:23 | < Soren> | That;s not mustard. |
| 23:23 | < Soren> | That's snot. |
| 23:23 | < afny> | Exactly. Get something with garlic, or something with wine. Or both! Something with visible granules of flavor. |
| 23:24 | < afny> | And most importantly, something that isn't the color of paint. |
| 23:24 | < KarolineDianne> | When you look at a person in Dwarf Fortress, examining their details, you get a page that looks exactly like that. |
| 23:24 | < Soren> | mustard should be spicy and- yeah. |
| 23:24 | < afny> | Well, I mean, paint could be the color of good mustard. But it shouldn't be HIGHWAY YELLOW. |
| 23:24 | < Soren> | mustard orange sauce on chicken with oyster mushrooms. Yum yum. |
| 23:24 | < KarolineDianne> | Though it also has a very ridiculously detailed description of their physical appearance. |
| 23:24 | < Ceddo> | I like mustard with rough ground corns. |
| 23:24 | < Ceddo> | Seeds? |
| 23:24 | < KarolineDianne> | Mustard ruins everything it touches in my experience. |
| 23:24 | < Ceddo> | Whatever. THose things. |
| 23:24 | < Ceddo> | And Dijon mustard. |
| 23:24 | < Ceddo> | Sweet mustard for white sausage. |
| 23:25 | < afny> | Yeah, I know what you mean, I do to. And oh yes. Dijon. HONEY Dijon. |
| 23:25 | < afny> | So good. |
| 23:25 | < Ceddo> | Oooh, mustard with plum jam. |
| 23:25 | < afny> | too* |
| 23:25 | < afny> | Oh. And what about spicey jam. |
| 23:25 | < afny> | Jam with jalapenos. |
| 23:25 | < Ceddo> | Chili orange jam? |
| 23:25 | < afny> | Yes. |
| 23:25 | < Soren> | Ced: ever make your own currywurst, with spicy mustard and about thirty cloves of garlic? |
| 23:25 | < Soren> | best ever. |
| 23:25 | < Ceddo> | YOU KNOW ABOUT CURRYWURST. |
| 23:25 | < KarolineDianne> | Seems no one here plays Dwarf Fortress, and thus my joke is lost... And now everyone is talking about mustard. |
| 23:25 | < Soren> | I DO. |
| 23:25 | < Ceddo> | THE TOKEN SIGNATURE DISH OF BERLIN. |
| 23:26 | < Ceddo> | I mean, we roomies cook often. |
| 23:26 | < Ceddo> | And I bake, too. |
| 23:26 | < Soren> | My father is a chemist. That means he a) knows German, and b) had a lot of German coworkers who came over when I was a kid. |
| 23:26 | < Ceddo> | Fuck yes. |
| 23:26 | < Soren> | One of them taught me the glory that is currywurst. |
| 23:26 | < afny> | Does it involve sausage |
| 23:26 | < Ceddo> | Isn't it delicious? :D |
| 23:27 | < Soren> | it's a bratwurst with a curry sauce on it. |
| 23:27 | < Soren> | It is so good. |
| 23:27 | < KarolineDianne> | :I |
| 23:27 | < Ceddo> | afny: You cannot compare Northern American sausage with a good Bratwurst. |
| 23:27 | < afny> | I'll have to try this with a soy sausage |
| 23:27 | < Ceddo> | http://www.ced23ric.de/erdbeer_tiramisu.png <--- Whipped that up last week. |
| 23:27 | < Soren> | especially if you get a good pork and apple sausage and make a good sauce. |
| 23:28 | < afny> | the wikipedia article just shows a sausage covered with ketchup and curry powder |
| 23:28 | < KarolineDianne> | ohmygod Cedric that looks amazing |
| 23:28 | < afny> | I assume the real thing is a bit more wholesome. |
| 23:28 | < Ceddo> | It is. And it has Scotch in it. Rawr. |
| 23:28 | < afny> | And yeah, that is one sexy dessert. |
| 23:28 | < Soren> | Indeed. I think I'm going to have to make orange ginger tiramisu again. |
| 23:28 | < Ceddo> | That man knows where it's at. |
| 23:28 | < Soren> | Just to keep up. |
| 23:28 | | * KarolineDianne sits at her question booth. :I |
| 23:29 | < Soren> | Okay! |
| 23:29 | < Soren> | Let me think one up. |
| 23:29 | < Ceddo> | Fuck, we got sidetracked so hard. |
| 23:29 | < KarolineDianne> | Yes. |
| 23:29 | < afny> | Made me hungry as fuck. |
| 23:29 | < KarolineDianne> | I've been sitting here this whole time. xD |
| 23:29 | < Soren> | Okay, I have to come clean: I ask this on first dates a lot. |
| 23:29 | < Ceddo> | Do you feel underappreciated? |
| 23:29 | < Ceddo> | Ooooh. |
| 23:29 | | * Ceddo sits back. |
| 23:29 | < Soren> | What's your favorite meal ever? Not just the food, but the memory, the whole thing. |
| 23:29 | | * Ceddo slowclaps. |
| 23:29 | < KarolineDianne> | Uhhh... Hmmm... |
| 23:30 | < KarolineDianne> | Favorite meal... |
| 23:30 | < Soren> | I have 3. |
| 23:30 | < KarolineDianne> | Strange. |
| 23:30 | < Soren> | I can share, if you want. |
| 23:31 | < Ceddo> | Soren gets a picture from my way home from work for that. |
| 23:31 | < Ceddo> | https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=391461040900139&set=a.391340264245550.90 159.100001087382706&type=3 |
| 23:31 | < KarolineDianne> | I don't remember a lot about meals I eat, really. It's just food. There are some foods I love, but I'm not sure if I have a favorite meal ever. |
| 23:31 | < Ceddo> | IT'S NEVER. |
| 23:31 | < Ceddo> | JUST. |
| 23:31 | < KarolineDianne> | Considering a eat a LOT |
| 23:31 | < Ceddo> | FOOD. |
| 23:31 | < KarolineDianne> | My metabolism is like a goddamn nuclear reactor. |
| 23:31 | < KarolineDianne> | I used to eat six meals a day |
| 23:32 | < Ceddo> | It exploded in '86 and irradiated the north of the Ukraine and much more? |
| 23:32 | < Ceddo> | Oh. |
| 23:32 | < KarolineDianne> | Although they were small, since my stomach is tiny and I get full fast. I'm like a car with a 1-gallon tank that only gets 1 mile per gallon. |
| 23:32 | < Soren> | I think my favorite ever was steamed crabs and dark ale on the DC waterfront. Kinda drunk, big basket of crabs. |
| 23:32 | < Soren> | shoes off, feet in the water/ |
| 23:32 | < Soren> | talking about the bad relationships we'd had and the people we shouldn't have fucked. |
| 23:33 | < Soren> | That was an excellent meal. |
| 23:33 | < KarolineDianne> | For me, I just eat a whole lot. |
| 23:33 | < KarolineDianne> | I'm hungry almost all the time... And if I go too long (Read a few hours) without food, I get weak and shaky |
| 23:33 | < Soren> | and here I thought my metabolism was bad. |
| 23:34 | < afny> | Friend of mine who is in culinary school now, my best meal ever was when she made these awesome mini tortilla sandwhiches with cream cheese and spinach and this sort of cold avacado casserole thing. Cheap white wine, and she also brought extra fuzzy pajama pants. |
| 23:34 | < KarolineDianne> | There's a reason I used to be so underweight. |
| 23:34 | < afny> | And for context, because setting is important |
| 23:35 | < afny> | she lived in a fourth floor walkup and her apartment had this GIANT (15 foot tall) wooden wheel in the center of it, with a steepled ceiling. Apparently it was used to lift stuff up from the bottom floor in the building's early days. |
| 23:36 | < KarolineDianne> | Sorry for not being able to answer your question, Soren. |
| 23:36 | < Soren> | NP. |
| 23:36 | < KarolineDianne> | And Ceddo, yours... Yes. I feel underappreciated all the time. Especially at work. |
| 23:36 | < Soren> | I'm not trolling for a specific answer, just whatever answer you've got. |
| 23:36 | < KarolineDianne> | Though that's been better since I've been scheduled with our -good- manager, lately. |
| 23:36 | < Ceddo> | Well, we appreciate you! |
| 23:36 | < KarolineDianne> | The good manager who also looks like he should have been a model. |
| 23:37 | < Ceddo> | Is he kind to you? |
| 23:37 | < Ceddo> | Is he taken? |
| 23:37 | < KarolineDianne> | He is literally the nicest guy in the store, and the hottest guy too. He looks like he was chiseled by the gods. |
| 23:37 | < KarolineDianne> | And he's married with kids |
| 23:38 | < Ceddo> | Damn. |
| 23:38 | < Soren> | So, you can't just pounce on him. |
| 23:38 | < Soren> | You gotta take him out back first. |
| 23:38 | < afny> | And shoot him in th- I mean. |
| 23:38 | < Ceddo> | He's shootin'. |
| 23:38 | < KarolineDianne> | He's come in without his work shirt on before... Just in a tanktop... |
| 23:38 | < KarolineDianne> | I... |
| 23:38 | < Ceddo> | KD's takin' the bullet, in that scneario. |
| 23:38 | < Ceddo> | KD: You took the memory home? |
| 23:38 | < KarolineDianne> | I had to look away so as not to blush my face off in front of him. |
| 23:38 | < KarolineDianne> | Because FUCK he's sexy! |
| 23:39 | < Ceddo> | You're so cute. :D |
| 23:39 | < KarolineDianne> | >///<; |
| 23:39 | < Ceddo> | I will just pretend that you code Brainfuck for a licing. |
| 23:39 | < Ceddo> | *living |
| 23:40 | < KarolineDianne> | Why? |
| 23:40 | < Ceddo> | And you sometimes slap that into here and not into ... VI or whatever. |
| 23:40 | < Ceddo> | That's not a damn emoticon, that's a procedure call. :D |
| 23:40 | < KarolineDianne> | >///<; = >_<; but blushing |
| 23:41 | < Ceddo> | Procedure call. |
| 23:42 | < KarolineDianne> | semicolon is anime sweat-drop |
| 23:42 | < KarolineDianne> | Anyway... |
| 23:42 | < KarolineDianne> | Uh... |
| 23:42 | < KarolineDianne> | Next...? |
| 23:42 | < Ceddo> | http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck#Hello_World.21 |
| 23:42 | < Ceddo> | There. |
| 23:42 | < Ceddo> | Totally brainfuck. :D |
| 23:43 | < Ceddo> | Next question: Would you engage in casual sex with someone that is open and relaxed about it and willing to make the first move, or do you yearn for a relationship and won't settle for less? |
| 23:44 | < KarolineDianne> | Ich kannst deustch gesprechen |
| 23:44 | | * KarolineDianne totally ruined that |
| 23:44 | < KarolineDianne> | I would. |
| 23:44 | < KarolineDianne> | I want a close, emotional relationship, but I would be fine with a casual sex relationship, so long as it's with someone I trust and am comfortable around. |
| 23:45 | < KarolineDianne> | Though, I may get a little emotionally attached regardless. |
| 23:45 | < Ceddo> | A given. |
| 23:45 | < Ceddo> | YOu wouldn't fuck someone you don't like. |
| 23:45 | < afny> | Ahem. |
| 23:45 | < Ceddo> | Unless it's rape, and we already ruled that out. |
| 23:47 | < Ceddo> | Very interesting answer. I would've guessed that you would be curious, but not too thrilled about stuff like fuckbuddies and one night stands. |
| 23:47 | < KarolineDianne> | One night stands... Not so much. |
| 23:47 | < Ceddo> | ONS with someone you're friends with? |
| 23:47 | < KarolineDianne> | I'd rather it be with someone I know and trust, not someone I just met. |
| 23:48 | < KarolineDianne> | It really depends... |
| 23:48 | < Ceddo> | Well. Here's what I am saying. |
| 23:48 | < Ceddo> | Say you meet someone. |
| 23:48 | < KarolineDianne> | To me, there's a fine line between close friend and lover. The only difference being that you can get physically intimate with a lover. |
| 23:48 | < Ceddo> | And you chat and he's nice and you get to like him. |
| 23:49 | < Soren> | Oh c'mon. You can be subtler than that ;D |
| 23:49 | < Ceddo> | Now, as the evening progresses, people fade away, you end up alone with him/her. |
| 23:49 | < Ceddo> | Shuddup, Soren! |
| 23:49 | < afny> | Hahaha |
| 23:49 | < Ceddo> | I am trying to formulate "Do you fuck on the first date" all nice here. |
| 23:49 | | * Soren fades dutifully |
| 23:50 | < KarolineDianne> | Probably not unless they instigate it. |
| 23:50 | < KarolineDianne> | Like I said, I have no initiative. I can't ask for things. |
| 23:52 | < Ceddo> | Makes sense. |
| 23:52 | < Ceddo> | You know, it seems like you just need to ... get experience. |
| 23:52 | < Ceddo> | Get to know yourself. |
| 23:52 | < Ceddo> | And lose your inhibitations. |
| 23:53 | < Ceddo> | You have a good mindset. You just lack the faith in yourself to put it to use. |
| 23:53 | < KarolineDianne> | I guess... |
| 23:53 | < Ceddo> | The irony of your response is astounding. |
| 23:54 | < KarolineDianne> | ha |
| 23:54 | < KarolineDianne> | I love how this switches from robots, to cooking, to sex, to 'group therapy with Karla' |
| 23:54 | < Soren> | I'll be honest, I default to "Exit Texas, stage left" a lot in these discussions. |
| 23:54 | < Ceddo> | I wanted to become a shrink. |
| 23:54 | < Ceddo> | Exiting Texas might help, I agree. |
| 23:55 | < Ceddo> | Someone like you in Texas is like a black guy during the annual KK meeting. |
| 23:55 | < KarolineDianne> | I want to move to colarado. |
| 23:55 | < KarolineDianne> | Or canada |
| 23:55 | < Ceddo> | Better dressed for the occasion and quiet is what I mean. |
| 23:55 | < afny> | Those don't seem like similar places. |
| 23:55 | < Ceddo> | Canada, I can help you with. |
| 23:55 | < Soren> | Compared to Texas, this is heaven. trust me. |
| 23:56 | < Ceddo> | (Canada's pretty swell, gotta say.) |
| 23:56 | < Soren> | I'm sick of it, but I think you might like it here. |
| 23:56 | < KarolineDianne> | Calorado because I've been there before, and the mountains are beautiful... And there was snow IN THE SUMMER |
| 23:56 | < Soren> | I can show you all the good makeout spots in the mountains. |
| 23:56 | < afny> | I spent a day there last summer and it was a beautiful state, but I'm not sure I could live there. |
| 23:56 | < Ceddo> | I am sure, you could be more subtle, too. |
| 23:56 | < Soren> | I can't, anymore. |
| 23:56 | < Soren> | I could, but that isn't giggleworthy, and we've been short of giggles. |
| 23:56 | < KarolineDianne> | Soren, you just want to buttsecks me |
| 23:57 | < Ceddo> | Truth. |
| 23:57 | < Ceddo> | So? |
| 23:57 | < Soren> | Not unless you can work up the nerve to ask for it nicely. |
| 23:57 | < Ceddo> | NICELY. |
| 23:57 | < KarolineDianne> | Pshh |
| 23:57 | < Ceddo> | Operative word right there. |
| 23:57 | < KarolineDianne> | You know I don't like buttsecks |
| 23:57 | < Ceddo> | "Would you, kind sir, probe my behind, please?" |
| 23:57 | < Ceddo> | You don't like buttsex you don't know about..? |
| 23:57 | < Ceddo> | Hey, I thought I hated snails. |
| 23:58 | < Ceddo> | But snails in whitewine garlic sauce are delicious. |
| 23:58 | < KarolineDianne> | There's... A difference between food and sex. |
| 23:58 | < Ceddo> | Not a lot. |
| 23:58 | < KarolineDianne> | Anal is a squick to me. Squick being the opposite of kink. |
| 23:58 | < afny> | Hm, Colorado actually has decent workplace non-discrimination laws. |
| 23:58 | < Ceddo> | Your rectum is an erogenous zone. |
| 23:59 | < Soren> | Af: yeah, it's kind of shocking. |
| 23:59 | < afny> | I was surprised. |
| 23:59 | < Ceddo> | Next to my office is the gender equalisation bureau of the ministry. |
| 23:59 | < KarolineDianne> | I dont care how good it feels. It's gross. >.< |
| 23:59 | < Ceddo> | KD: Oh, and taking a penis in your mouth and sucking on it is not? |
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