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| 07:56 | | * McMartin makes some actual progress on his retro project he's been wildly neglecting |
| 07:56 | <@Kindamoody> | Good for you. |
| 08:12 | <&McMartin> | I got to actually consult my THOUSAND PAGE TOME from 1991, too |
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| 11:51 | <@gnolam> | Must... resist... temptation... to deploy... death spike... |
| 12:04 | <@TheWatcher> | Death spike? |
| 12:58 | <@gnolam> | This API has a function that could impale the hapless operator if used unwisely. |
| 12:58 | <@gnolam> | The API docs are, as usual, woefully inadequate, but even they state that it should be used "with the utmost caution", if ever. |
| 12:59 | | * Emmy spikes gnolam a little |
| 12:59 | <@gnolam> | Given that the machine that it controls is... down in Europe somewhere... and I have no idea if anyone is nearby, I'm thinking I should probably hold off on implementing it. For now. |
| 13:01 | < Emmy> | naughty! no haxxing! |
| 13:02 | < Emmy> | i'm assuming this is not a public api though, so why would it be so problematic? |
| 13:04 | < Emmy> | also, i'm a little unclear, is this a *literal* impalement, or digitial? |
| 13:07 | <@TheWatcher> | You do get to work on the most interesting things, gnolam. |
| 13:27 | < Emmy> | Well, they never said it was work... |
| 13:45 | < Emmy> | Ooh, i got a delivery yesterday, and they used bubblewrap~ |
| 13:46 | < Emmy> | the good kind of bubblewrap~ |
| 13:49 | | * Emmy pop pop pops |
| 14:13 | <@gnolam> | Emmy: literal impalement. |
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| 15:37 | < Emmy> | ooh gory~ |
| 15:37 | < Emmy> | ...why does a device like that have an api? |
| 15:40 | < abudhabi_> | Internet of Things. :V |
| 15:43 | < Emmy> | yeaaa... I'm still a firm believer of the adage "don't put internet on things you're not comfortable with being handled by your retard neighbour kid" |
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| 16:37 | <~Vornicus> | (gnolam does industrial control stuff, he probably has intranet type access to it) |
| 16:39 | < abudhabi_> | https://api.nuclear.eu/{apikey}/rodcontrol/?action=LOWER |
| 16:55 | | * TheWatcher eyes nuclear.eu, eyes the html on the site, very seriously doubts that message |
| 16:56 | < abudhabi_> | ☣️ |
| 16:56 | < ErikMesoy> | You know how it is, "Internet of Things" is short for "Internet of Things that Shouldn't be on the Internet". :) |
| 16:57 | <@TheWatcher> | It appears to be utterly unchanged since 2013, and may be since 2006... |
| 17:57 | < Emmy> | XD |
| 18:28 | <@gnolam> | Emmy: It's not a web API (darned kids, get off my lawn!). It's a regular local driver that communicates with external hardware over RS-232. I have remote access to the computer it's on though. |
| 18:30 | <~Vornicus> | what the hell does the "impale the operator" button do when it's not a massive health and safety violation |
| 18:31 | <@gnolam> | Punch holes in things. |
| 18:32 | <@gnolam> | Normally initiated by the operator by a button on the actual machine, because they presumably know not to do it when they are in its way. |
| 18:34 | <~Vornicus> | of course |
| 18:34 | < abudhabi_> | lethal_workplace_accident.gif |
| 18:41 | <@gnolam> | And while it shouldn't really be a problem to add a software button as well (again: they should know when they're not in the way), I'm not going to try testing it remotely on a machine I can't see with my own eyes, because *I* don't know if there are people in the way. |
| 18:43 | <@gnolam> | ... dammit. |
| 18:43 | <@gnolam> | I need to find out what the actual punch is made of. |
| 18:43 | < abudhabi_> | ✊ |
| 18:45 | <@gnolam> | So that when viewing the hardware info, instead of "Has hole punch" listed in its capabilities, it says "Menaces with spikes of tungsten carbide" or whatever. |
| 18:46 | < abudhabi_> | Strike the Earth! |
| 18:47 | < Emmy> | gnolam, ah, pfew, that makes more sense |
| 18:55 | < Emmy> | personally, i vote for making it the 'osha violator' button |
| 19:12 | <@gnolam> | Well, I could become the first person to fulfill that bash quote and actually stab someone in the face over the internet... |
| 19:39 | < Emmy> | PoIPAAS? |
| 20:03 | <@gnolam> | PoIP? |
| 20:07 | < abudhabi_> | Punch over IP. |
| 20:07 | < abudhabi_> | As a service. |
| 20:12 | <@gnolam> | Ah. |
| 20:13 | <@gnolam> | Have woken up at 04:00-04:30 three nights in a row, so my brain is pretty much mush by now. |
| 20:18 | | * Emmy offers a blender to gnolam |
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| 21:38 | <@macdjord> | gnolam: Aww, man. They never let /me/ play with APIs that have a functioning End Of User command! |
| 22:08 | <@gnolam> | Emmy: if I ever start a sex toy business, I'm going to sell a strap-on with a little hardhat on and a painted-on safety vest called the "OSHA Violator". |
| 22:08 | < Emmy> | hehehe |
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