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02:00 | <@macdjord> | A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 2 beers. Orders 999,999,999 beers. Orders -1 beer. Orders '; DROP TABLE SPIRITS; --. Orders a lizard. |
02:00 | <@macdjord> | First real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is. The bar explodes. |
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04:49 | <@celticminstrel> | I don’t get why it explodes. |
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07:33 | < jessifae_> | celticminstrel: because its a circumstance that was not anticipated so it crashes |
07:33 | < jessifae_> | the point being that it's really hard to think what weird ways people will use your software or try to if you're close to what you know it should be for |
07:33 | <@celticminstrel> | Okay, so the joke is that the QA engineer didn’t think of everything. |
07:34 | <@celticminstrel> | Despite thinking of all sorts of bizarre scenarios. |
07:35 | <@celticminstrel> | The implication being that “orders” were properly “sanitized” but no provision for other actions was made… |
07:49 | < jessifae_> | the joke is that people do weird things you can't account for |
07:50 | < jessifae_> | and software often just throws its hands up and shits itself in response |
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