code logs -> 2022 -> Tue, 07 Jun 2022< code.20220606.log - code.20220608.log >
--- Log opened Tue Jun 07 00:00:20 2022
--- Day changed Tue Jun 07 2022
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04:20 * McMartin eyes this Amiga program
04:20
<&McMartin>
Oh, FFS
04:20
<&McMartin>
ISA bullshit! On non-PCs!
04:20
<&McMartin>
Oh the humanity, etc. etc.
04:20 * McMartin fiddles with preferences and the program starts working
04:21 * McMartin mutters unkind things about CONFIG.SYS
04:24
<@celticminstrel>
ISA?
04:27
<&McMartin>
The PC expansion card standard that predated PCI.
04:28
<&McMartin>
Notable, among other things, for mostly being configured via hand-setting jumper cables, and also for being unable to access any memory beyond the lower megabyte.
04:28
<&McMartin>
That latter was the relevant bit here; the program I was testing only behaved properly when it happened to be assigned to the lower 256KB of RAM.
04:29
<&McMartin>
Meanwhile, here's a wonderful out-of-context line from the official Amiga OS documentation
04:29
<&McMartin>
"As an example, Exec memory region lists should be accessed only when forbidden."
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14:17
<&ToxicFrog>
Naming things is hard and I don't like it.
16:46
<@macdjord>
ToxicFrog: The two hard problems of CS: Naming things, cache invalidation, and off-by-one errors.
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18:07
<&McMartin>
also cache invalidation
18:33
<@ErikMesoy>
And exactly-once message delivery
19:02
<~Vornicus>
https://twitter.com/ancient_james/status/1534002794726031360
19:05
< abudhabi__>
ErikMesoy: You should have said that twice. :V
19:05
<@ErikMesoy>
abudhabi__: Why, when people said cache invalidation twice? ;)
19:06
<@TheWatcher>
vorn: Impressive, but I'm slightly disappointed that he didn't fit a tiny FBR in there so it would be orientation agnostic
19:06
< abudhabi__>
ErikMesoy: Those are subtly different! :V
19:07
<@TheWatcher>
... and of course, foone is there.
19:07
<@ErikMesoy>
Since the joke gets several hard problems added, I've seen it split into "Two hard problems of local systems" (Naming things, cache invalidation, and off-by-one errors) and "Two hard problems of distributed systems" (1. exactly-once message delivery, 2. message ordering, 1. exactly-once message delivery)
19:09
< abudhabi__>
Hah.
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--- Log closed Wed Jun 08 00:00:31 2022
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