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| 02:43 | < Kizor> | A game I'm playing has a scheduled event in {If(77<70)} Shoulda happened by now.");]else[print("7 days to go.");} %> days. |
| 02:43 | < Kizor> | What language is it written in? |
| 02:46 | <~Vornicus> | Idunno, that's an incredible mess. |
| 02:47 | < Kizor> | fuck |
| 02:48 | < Kizor> | *else{ |
| 02:48 | <@sshine> | I don't recognise it, either. |
| 02:48 | < Kizor> | sorry, it looked like a [ |
| 02:48 | < Kizor> | :< |
| 02:48 | <~Vornicus> | so like |
| 02:48 | < Kizor> | Goddammit |
| 02:48 | <~Vornicus> | %> is the end of a template chunk |
| 02:48 | < Kizor> | The other ] is } too |
| 02:48 | < Kizor> | Making the whole thing |
| 02:49 | < Kizor> | {If(77<70)} Shoulda happened by now.");}else{print("7 days to go.");} %> days. |
| 02:49 | <~Vornicus> | Are ... ... you sure about how that if works |
| 02:50 | <~Vornicus> | okay so: <% %> are asp style templating tags. |
| 02:50 | <@sshine> | and If could be Visual Basic? |
| 02:50 | < Kizor> | Real sorry, I double-checked before I wrote "A game I'm playing..." |
| 02:51 | <@sshine> | nah, doesn't seem like VB. |
| 02:52 | <~Vornicus> | the other stuff - assuming the if part actually has brackets like this: "if(77<70) {" - is standard C-shaped syntax, but that's extremely common |
| 02:52 | <@sshine> | {If(77<70)} is sort of uncommon? |
| 02:52 | <~Vornicus> | and also there's other things there that suggest something else has gone wrong |
| 02:52 | <~Vornicus> | if by "sort of" you mean "I can read something like 50 programming languages and have never seen that", yes |
| 02:52 | <@sshine> | haha, exactly. |
| 02:54 | <~Vornicus> | but the syntax has clearly been broken: there should be a `print("` before `Shoulda` |
| 02:54 | < Mahal> | yeah, it looks like a chunk is missing |
| 02:56 | <~Vornicus> | though of course you wouldn't be seeing it if it wasn't broken, so~ |
| 02:58 | < Kizor> | Right. Thank you. |
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| 16:31 | | * [R] is currently mirroring a site, and is seeing a bunch of /forums/cron.php?rand=1627873286 |
| 16:31 | <&[R]> | Where the number changes |
| 16:33 | <&[R]> | ... I found out how it "works" |
| 16:33 | <&[R]> | WTF |
| 16:34 | <&[R]> | So they'll include it as a 1x1 pixel image in the pages |
| 16:34 | <&[R]> | I guess so normal page load isn't affected, but this still keeps an open network connection on the client |
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| 18:33 | <&ToxicFrog> | ...why? |
| 18:33 | <&ToxicFrog> | Oh, is this a slowpoll thing? |
| 18:33 | <&[R]> | Not sure |
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| 18:35 | <&[R]> | https://forum.vbulletin.com/forum/vbulletin-4/vbulletin-4-questions-problems-and-troubleshooting/365963-running-cron-php-as-a-cron-job-instead-of-from-footer |
| 18:36 | <&[R]> | (It's vBulletin) |
| 18:40 | <&ToxicFrog> | [screaming] |
| 18:40 | <&[R]> | I love how no-one answered the question |
| 18:41 | <&[R]> | I also love how they have to have a "fix the tables" admin panel tool |
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| 20:20 | < Emmy> | 0.o |
| 20:20 | < Emmy> | now, i am neither a PHP or a cron expert, but that does not seem like robust design to me |
| 20:28 | <&[R]> | Nope |
| 20:28 | <&[R]> | It's hacky as fuck because shared hosting provides PHP, but not always access to cron |
| 20:28 | <&[R]> | And this is written for shared hosting |
| 20:29 | <&[R]> | s/this/vbulletin/ |
| 20:45 | < Emmy> | And of course PHP only runs while opened |
| 20:46 | <&[R]> | Yup |
| 20:46 | <&[R]> | You /can/ set it to stop caring about the connection to the client |
| 20:46 | <&[R]> | Though PHP also has a cli mode |
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| --- Log closed Tue Aug 03 00:00:49 2021 |