| --- Log opened Sun Apr 14 00:00:01 2019 |
| 01:42 | | Kindamoody is now known as Kindamoody[zZz] |
| 01:56 | <&McMartin> | Hooray |
| 01:56 | <&McMartin> | I am now about a third of the way through implementing SHA-256 for an 8-bit computer |
| 01:57 | <&McMartin> | Not because it is useful, but because I have everything I need to do it as decently as possible, and I'm kind of curious how indecent that actually is |
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| 04:15 | <&[R]> | FUCKING MS |
| 04:15 | <&[R]> | I think I fucking nuked my dad's data AGAIN |
| 04:16 | <&[R]> | With the EXACT SAME BUG |
| 04:16 | <&[R]> | Except instead of SATA+IDE in the installer, this time it's SATA+SATA in the actual install |
| 04:16 | <&[R]> | APPARENTLY TWO DRIVES MAKE WINDOWS CONFUSED |
| 04:16 | <&[R]> | HOW THE FUCKING FUCK |
| 04:22 | <&[R]> | # fdisk -l /dev/sdb | grep 8 |
| 04:22 | <&[R]> | Disk /dev/sdb: 931.5 GiB, 1000204886016 bytes, 1953525168 sectors |
| 04:22 | <&[R]> | /dev/sdb1 2048 3907028991 3907026944 1.8T Microsoft basic data |
| 04:22 | <&[R]> | FUCK |
| 04:22 | <&[R]> | FUCK YOU MS |
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| 07:58 | <&McMartin> | HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA |
| 07:58 | | * McMartin has successfully implemented SHA-256 on the Commodore 64. |
| 07:58 | <&McMartin> | Or at least, its primitives. I haven't knitted it together into a full application yet. |
| 08:03 | <&McMartin> | Also, SHA256_update takes almost an entire second |
| 08:03 | <~Vorntastic> | Oh my God |
| 08:03 | <&McMartin> | Even counting the data tables it's well under 1KB though! |
| 08:04 | <&McMartin> | And I think I can almost quarter my RAM usage because I'm being very sloppy. |
| 08:14 | <~Vorntastic> | Update is the one you call when you add another byte to the input right |
| 08:16 | <&McMartin> | When you add another 64 bytes. |
| 08:16 | <&McMartin> | Block size is 512 bits. |
| 08:16 | | * McMartin does a quick check to ensure that hash functions do not count as software munitions |
| 09:03 | <&McMartin> | Hm. It is not super-clear, other than "they stopped calling it that decades ago because it made them a laughingstock" |
| 09:03 | <&McMartin> | It appears that publically available source code is not subject to export controls, but that they want me to send some department an email apprising them of its existence. |
| 09:03 | <&McMartin> | It is *not* clear whether or not SHA-2 counts as a cryptographic algorithm. |
| 09:04 | <&McMartin> | I'm tempted to write the email anyway because that email will be hilarious, but I should probably completely finish working on it before publication. |
| 09:10 | <~Vorntastic> | Yes |
| 09:19 | <~Vorntastic> | Want to read that email |
| 09:23 | <&McMartin> | It will probably be rather boring, tbh |
| 09:56 | | Kindamoody[zZz] is now known as Kindamoody |
| 10:16 | <&McMartin> | Ah, as I suspected, I am not the first to attempt this |
| 10:16 | <&McMartin> | Also you can optimize it to be much faster. |
| 10:26 | | Kindamoody is now known as Kindamoody|out |
| 10:44 | <~Vorntastic> | I'm not... Too surprised honestly |
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| 16:43 | <@ErikMesoy> | And now it's spamming me in PM. |
| 16:44 | <&[R]> | Is that the "have you heard of this Christ guy" asswipe? |
| 16:45 | <@ErikMesoy> | Precursor civilization, this time. |
| 16:47 | <@ErikMesoy> | Yolta is now taking the bold approach of dissing both "monotheism & evolution" at me. |
| 16:48 | <@ErikMesoy> | Points for creativity, points off for still being a nagging spammer with the spelling ability of a fourth grader. |
| 16:48 | <&[R]> | Points for being completely silenced by +R |
| 16:49 | <@Tamber> | yeah, spamming me as well, too. Yay |
| 16:49 | <@abudhabi> | Same. |
| 16:49 | <@celticminstrel> | Nightstar apparently doesn't support umode +g? |
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| 17:44 | <@gnolam> | He's persistent, I'll give him that. |
| 17:44 | <@gnolam> | How many years has he been doing this? |
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| 17:47 | <@celticminstrel> | More importantly, if Nightstar doesn't support umode +g, then WTH does it list it in /help? |
| 17:49 | <@Tamber> | Presumably, the module that it requires, isn't loaded? |
| 17:50 | <@celticminstrel> | Sure, but if it's not loaded, why is it shown in help? |
| 17:50 | <@celticminstrel> | You'd think help would only show the things for modules that are loaded. |
| 17:51 | <@Tamber> | At a guess, help just dumps a static list of stuff back at you. |
| 17:51 | <@celticminstrel> | That's a pretty terrible implementation of help then. |
| 18:09 | <@Alek> | it's also the easiest way to do it. :P |
| 18:09 | <@celticminstrel> | Laziness is no excuse. :P |
| 18:10 | <@Tamber> | Laziness is always an |
| 18:10 | <@Tamber> | :p |
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| 18:20 | <@ErikMesoy> | Laziness is. |
| 18:21 | | * gnolam reprods Alek. |
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| 19:48 | | * Alek prods gnolam back. |
| 19:48 | <@Alek> | what? |
| 20:28 | | Derakon[AFK] is now known as Derakon |
| 20:57 | <@gnolam> | PM'd! |
| 21:09 | | * McMartin does some optimization on his SHA256 implementation, manages to improve speed 25% just by nibbling around the edges |
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| --- Log closed Mon Apr 15 00:00:03 2019 |