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| 11:29 | <@TheWatcher> | ongoing discussion in work: $persona: "As a future option, we may consider using a machine learning classifier to identify commit messages as good and informative or not" $personB: "in would be really interesting to see what such a classifier would do". I'm now having to resist the urge to reply to them with "try to shut itself down in self-defence" |
| 11:35 | <@Tamber> | ha |
| 12:40 | <@celmin|sleep> | Pfft. |
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| 12:43 | <@Tamber> | It'll train students to produce commit messages like "FIX Text Goes Here "~ |
| 12:43 | <@Tamber> | (...no, literally 'Text goes here' :p) |
| 12:43 | <@celmin|away> | Heh |
| 12:44 | <@celmin|away> | Just make the classifier require at least three lines for an informative message. |
| 12:44 | <@celmin|away> | (queue people pasting in Lorem Ipsum...) |
| 12:44 | <@celmin|away> | (^cue) |
| 12:46 | <@ErikMesoy> | Cue people pasting in \n\n, more like. |
| 12:47 | <@celmin|away> | ^three non-blank lines |
| 12:55 | <@Tamber> | .\n.\n.\n |
| 12:55 | <@celmin|away> | XD |
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| 14:23 | <@TheWatcher> | Tamber: no, it'd probably end up with "Complete the above sentence, without final period" |
| 14:23 | <@TheWatcher> | Because they'd suddenly start using the commit template I recommend they use -_- |
| 14:23 | <@TheWatcher> | # Capitalise the summary line. Do not end it with a period |
| 14:23 | <@TheWatcher> | # Use imperative mood, so: If applied, this commit will... |
| 14:24 | <@TheWatcher> | Complete the above sentence, without final period |
| 14:24 | <@TheWatcher> | #------ 50 character suggested limit is here: ----|-- 60: --|-- 70: --| |
| 14:31 | <@Tamber> | ...ha |
| 14:39 | | * Vornicus explodes in a shower of bling |
| 14:41 | | * TheWatcher squeaks Vornicus |
| 14:42 | | * Vornicus remains unsqueaked |
| 14:51 | | * Vornicus gets around to looking at the difference between a thing that succeeds and a thing that fails. First approximation: a horizontal line on the convex hull. Fuuuuck. |
| 14:52 | <~Vornicus> | I goddamn hate geometry |
| 15:32 | < Kizor> | TW: How difficult would it be to fashion a system that instead of a character minimum, required that all entries be made in haiku? |
| 15:32 | <@ErikMesoy> | "import haiku_parser" |
| 15:33 | < Kizor> | Thanks! :P |
| 15:33 | < Kizor> | https://antiquity.jamie.ly/programming/haskell-poetry-parser/ |
| 15:36 | < Kizor> | Well, this went down the rabbit hole quickly |
| 15:36 | < Kizor> | Have a limerick: https://wikimedia.org/api/rest_v1/media/math/render/svg/7a80750af67c5f563b865feadb0698c578b5946a |
| 15:42 | <~Vornicus> | Yeah that's a rabbit hole indeed. |
| 15:42 | <~Vornicus> | And that limerick is exactly the one I thought it was going to be |
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| 15:45 | < Kizor> | It gets worse. Have a haiku. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d5/%22Haiku%22_by_Witold_Szwedkowski_%282018%29.jpg |
| 15:46 | <~Vornicus> | I must quote my wife: "huh?" |
| 15:46 | <~Vornicus> | also I am technically polish and cannot pronounce that |
| 15:49 | < Kizor> | I'm told it's haptic poetry, 5-7-5. |
| 15:49 | <~Vornicus> | I suppose |
| 15:53 | <@TheWatcher> | Kizor: https://www.perlmonks.org/?node_id=174135 >.> |
| 15:54 | < Kizor> | Indeed |
| 15:58 | < Kizor> | $no = "\from reality"; . |
| 15:58 | < Kizor> | I want to shake the author's hand and then bite their head off. |
| 16:40 | <&ToxicFrog> | The phrase I generally use for that is "I want to shake them warmly by the throat" |
| 17:53 | <&McMartin> | That haiku does not appear to have any references to the current season |
| 17:53 | <&McMartin> | Also, is AirGuitar on CPAN and if not why not |
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| 18:56 | <&McMartin> | "If you apply for a mortgage when your job title is emulation ninja then you are in a quandary. If you write that on the mortgage application then you look like a lunatic. If you write “software engineer” then you get in trouble when the mortgage broker calls your employer. You know. Hypothetically." |
| 18:58 | <&jerith> | My business cards, for the past seven years, have said "Resident Rocket Surgeon". |
| 18:59 | <&jerith> | When I fill in Official Forms, I use "Software Engineer". Because bureaucrats tend not to have a sense of humour. |
| 19:00 | <&jerith> | My employer will confirm basically any job title that sounds vaguely technical. |
| 19:15 | | * Mahal chuckles. |
| 19:23 | <&McMartin> | Time to go for "CTO"~ |
| 19:28 | <&jerith> | That's more "management" than "technical". |
| 19:59 | <@abudhabi> | My boss entitled me "CIO", where my actual job was postmaster/webmaster. |
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| 21:53 | <@ErikMesoy> | Bothersome switches puzzle. |
| 21:54 | <@ErikMesoy> | Switches 0-9 start in the OFF position. Switch 0 can always be toggled. For higher switches, switch N can only be toggled if switch N-1 is ON and all lower switches are OFF. |
| 21:54 | <@ErikMesoy> | Figure out how to turn all switches on. |
| 21:54 | <@ErikMesoy> | Ruddy thing feels like a linearised Towers of Hanoi puzzle: every high-level switch I want to toggle involves running through the series of lower switches repeatedly. |
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| 22:40 | <&McMartin> | Definitely a recursively generated solution. |
| 22:40 | <&McMartin> | Since no switch has to worry about any switch to its right. |
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| 22:42 | | * McMartin goes on a righteous rampage against the many hundreds of warnings in the product he works on |
| 22:42 | <&McMartin> | I've managed to get quite a few modules down to zero warnings today, and I'm pretty sure I didn't silently change its behavior |
| 22:43 | <&McMartin> | And I only deployed "#pragma clang diagnostic ignore" once >_> |
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| 23:15 | <@macdjord> | ErikMesoy: That's iterating over a Grey's code |
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